"...I don't even have a girlfriend."
[Go find one! Practicing martial arts every day without a daoist partner will leave you lonely! Shangguan Xue is pretty good... As for Shangguan Xian, forget it, you can't match her for now.]
"Don't talk nonsense. Both of them are my seniors, they could be my... great-grandmothers!"
[What's wrong? Are you planning to find an ordinary Martial Artist like your senior sister? Don't waste your future bloodline.]
"Let's not argue about this. If you teach me, I promise not to interfere with the path of my future descendants. Deal?"
The Cauldron Sword remained silent, contemplating:
[There are three major failures in filial piety, and having no descendants is the greatest. Your parents' lifespans are at most two Jiazi. Don't let them down.]
"You've understood the ways of the Human World so well, and you still claim to be just a sword?"