"...I don't even have a girlfriend."
[Go look for one! All you do is practice Martial Arts every day with no Daoist couple—you're gonna die from loneliness! Shangguan Xue is a great choice... Forget about Shangguan Xian, you're not good enough for her yet.]
"Stop talking nonsense, they're both my seniors—could be, like... my great-great-grandma!"
[What's wrong, you thinking of looking for some regular Martial Artist like your senior sister? Don't waste your future bloodline, man.]
"Not arguing with you about this. Just pass it to me. In the future, if I have descendants, I won't interfere with their path, okay?"
Cauldron Sword fell silent, Cauldron Sword pondered:
[There are three big unfilial things, but having no descendants is the worst. Your parents' lifespan is at most two Jiazi, don't let them down.]
"You've seen through all the Daoist tricks in the Human World, and you still say you're just a sword?"
