"Nailed it, that meaty little donger actually withstood the test of a bomb! People who didn't know any better would think he'd cultivated the Iron Egg Technique." Then he furrowed his brow because he was bleeding from his rear end; a piece of shrapnel had nicked him in the recent explosion. Previously, all his attention had been on the area between his legs, which caused him to neglect his buttocks.
The scent of blood tantalized the zombies. They howled and growled as they charged at Li Fei once more, swish, swish, swish, swish! Li Fei swung the Evil Exorcism Sword with all his might to keep the encroaching zombies at bay since a mere scratch from their nails, should they touch his wound, could lead to a zombie virus infection.
Luckily, while swinging his sword, he was simultaneously running his True Qi to heal his wounds, and soon enough, the bleeding stopped and the cuts healed automatically.
