"Everyone else is a mama's boy—I think you're an uncle's boy, getting all your living expenses and pocket money from your little uncle." Wen Qiao teased him, "Do you really admire your little uncle that much?"
"Yeah, my little uncle is very impressive," Qi Ming wasn't the least bit embarrassed, instead, he was quite proud. "Just look him up online, the heap of entries on Baidu Baike isn't just there for show."
Wen Qiao laughed, steering the conversation back, "I'm telling you, it's not a big deal. I was mainly worried it might be too shocking for you, but looking at you now, you don't seem to be."
Qi Ming tilted his head, listening intently.
"Don't you think secret relationships are thrilling? Like when the people around you have no idea about the two of you, but both of you know exactly what's going on, sneakily doing things—how fun and interesting is that?"
Qi Ming: "..."
Why does this sound like something a pyramid scheme would say?