"Uncle, what were you doing just now!" Qiaoqiao looked at Lu Tianxing's actions and asked in confusion.
"Nothing much, there was a little bug underground, and I just stepped on it."
"Oh, by the way, Uncle, what do you think about my previous proposal? I'm finding more and more that you're the most suitable to be my dad. Not only can you play with me, but you can also protect me. How about tonight I secretly give my mom some medicine, and then sneak you in, so you and my mom can make things official, and you'll be my real dad."
"Qiaoqiao, I suddenly realize how lucky you are to have grown this big. If I had a daughter like you, I would definitely pinch you to death with one hand. Such a daddy pit—no, a mommy pit."
"Uncle, would you really pinch me to death? I'm so pretty. Maybe you could have both mother and daughter."
"Sorry, I'm not interested in little bean sprouts."
"Uncle, you bastard, I'll bite you to death."
The sound of the two echoed through the woods, fading away.
