"His Majesty Dissolves Parliament, and God Burns Its Palace"
Last night, flames devoured the wooden beams, ceilings, and the last bit of patience for lengthy parliamentary debates at Westminster Palace.
When His Majesty the King waved to dissolve Parliament three weeks ago, the subjects did not understand how prophetic this gesture was—not only dismissing the members but also bidding farewell to the palace itself.
Scotland Yard stated that the cause of the fire was "improper disposal of charcoal ashes," while the Upper House Bishop Group claimed the fire was "God expressing an opinion." It is believed that the theological and police departments are currently engaged in a fierce battle for interpretative authority.
"The King Dissolves the Lower House, God Dissolves the Upper House, a Clear Division of Labor"
