(Start of this chapter is just small info dump)
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Chapter 2: A Little OP and a hello gift.
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Two days In this world which would be four day's now—And he was already bored as fuck.
The slums were still the same. Filthy, depressing, and full of people who existed just to piss him off.
So, he made up his mind to get away from that shit.
He had spent the past two days training in secret—not because he wanted to be some righteous hero and help them so they can fuck off.
But because being weak in this world meant you were someone else's bitch.
And Noah, he didn't fuck with the word or the meaning behind weak. It did nothing but make him wanna punch a bird, just cause of the meaning behind it.
The place he went to in these two day's, was an abandoned area not so far from the slums, and his bed.
He was where no one could bother him, nor whisper about him. leaving him to go absolute bat shit crazy with training.
He would do the training, drippywoo and bold man with a killer punch would do daily:
100 push ups
100 sit ups
100 squats
10km run.
He mixed martial arts, and dagger training, in his routine, using his wishes like how they were meant to be used.
And the lovely results were nothing much to glaze about really. He also told limy a.k.a limit, his system friend, to put his skills in there rightful categories:
[Categorie 1: Passive Skills "
1.Combat Arts~
Phantom Step – Move with such speed you appear as a blur or vanish mid-dash.
Spirit Edge Arts – Infuse weapons with elemental spirit energy (like fire, wind, light, etc.).
Crimson Execution – A ruthless, silent one-hit-kill assassination technique.
Heaven Split Fang – Sword or dagger slashes that break defensive enchantments or barriers.
Fist of Oblivion – Barehanded strike that nullifies magic on impact.
Chain Reaper Dance – Combo technique that lets you chain-kill groups like a whirlwind of death.
Dagger Mastery – Slicing throat's, and head's with ease is needed to install fear.
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2. Spirit & Magic~
Spirit Contract – Forge a bond with powerful, ancient, or sealed spirits.
Void Chanting – Cast magic without incantation, instantly.
Soulflame Control – Control your own spirit energy like a weapon or shield.
Mana Null Field – Disables the magic of everyone within a radius except the user.
(These skills won't be used till he goes to the forest of spirits. So there just gonna sit there till he uses them. That'sif he goes~)
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3. Movement & Escape~
Flash Drift – Instantly teleport within line-of-sight or 30m radius.
Skystep – Jump midair, walk on air or lightly float like a spirit.
Ethereal Slide – Phase through solid walls or terrain for a brief time.
Flowstep Technique – Auto-dodge all low-tier attacks while moving.
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4. Antihero & Psychological Control~
Royal Mockery – Taunt or mock someone so hard they lose composure, buffs, or focus.
Unfiltered Will – Immune to authority, or loyalty-based skills.
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5. Harem Authority ~
Shared Bliss Resonance – Your harem members gain buffs when you're around. Buffs stack.
Anti-Cuck Field – Nullifies charm/mind control/falling-in-love skills near your women.
Emotional Link – Feel what your girls feel. Telepathic link when bonded.
Dream Sync – Enter harem members' dreams. (Great for teasing, bonding… or other things.)
Authority of the Harem King – Your harem sees you as there king, man, ect. Once linked.
Passive: No jealousy debuffs. Controls yanderes like baby's (stops them from killing one and other~)
Aura of Sinful Charisma – Dark, seductive pressure that intimidates men and lures women.
(P.s: This skill is not a mind control one, it's basically his body scent making females come to him. Noah has to do all the work to get them.)
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6. Utility & Life of Bliss ~
Auto-Cleanse – Stay clean, fresh, and stylish even while covered in blood and dirt.
Supreme Cooking – Anything you cook tastes like god-tier food and can restore mana.
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[Categorie 2: Activation Skills"
1. Healing &Resistance ~
Absolute Regeneration – Wounds? What wounds? Regenerate instantly.
Includes limb regrowth, poison immunity, and energy restoration.
Pain Resistance – Your feeling of pain is low, but still can feel pain if to high.
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2. Weaponry~
Infinity Arsenal – Summon any weapons from any anime, manhwa, or novel you remember.
Passive: Weapons auto-adapt to your stats and will.
Upgrade: Weapons gain sentience, loyalty, and customization options.
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3. Systems~
System Override – disable other people's systems.
Passive: You're immune to most curses, seals, or fate bindings.
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4. Movements. 2~
Silent Gale – Become undetectable to sound and presence detectors.
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(A/n: I might forget some of these skills but I'll try my beat not too.)
Noah took in a big breath of air, finding the system windows overwhelming as hell.
"Damn, I think I went over bored, " He muttered to himself. "But do I care? Naah, I'm loving every second of this~"
He paused for a second.
Then he put his hand on his chin, stroking it like a wise man. "With my second wish, these skill are gonna be one hell of a plaything."
He dismissed the thought's for now. And began training again for a few more hour's.
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(Hours later)
Noah could be seen strolling back into the slums residence, his confidence soaring even higher than ever.
He was literally a loaded gun waiting to go pew pew, at his opps.
So, noah being Noah, wanted to go "pew pew" some test subject's to test out his training process.
And what better place then the place he ripped off two day's ago.
And what do you know, he was already there, standing Infront of the previous thug's. His head was high, with his confidence booming like bassyspeaker's, ready to absolutely fuck there life's up once again.
"Tsk. Look who's back," one of them sneered. "You have a death wish or something, you little punk!"
Silence followed his question. With noah only tilting his head slightly. His lips a relaxed grin.
"Nah, Mr. Potato head, my death is a long way a way, " He chuckled. "You thought you were doing something with that question huh."
He taunted them even more, throwing insults like he lifting rock's.
"Y'know, for a small crew, yous had quite a lot of coin's. Are you's like some piggy bank or something. "His eye's moved left, making swift eye contact with one of them.
" Ooo, you gotta be the piggy bank, cause your the only big body person here~. hmm, do they by chance stick coin's in your booty hole?"
Noah kept going, on and on and on, roasting them till they actually started releasing smoke out of there big ass head's.
They grew vains on there foreheads from noahs insults, they literally looked like they were gonna "pop" any minute.
One of the thugs, had enough of Noah's nonsense. He cracked his knuckles and replied with a snort like a big bull, "You think you're funny?"
Noah grinned, his eye's gleaming with "yes, get angry you big gorilla".
He replied, his tone still sarcastic as ever.
"Nah, but I do think you're funny looking bro, and the rest of yous to. We shall name yous..... the gorilla cock sniffers!"
[New Passive Skill Activated: low tier; Mockery]
[Effect: 10x emotional damage inflicted.
Bonus Effect: Increases chance of enemies making dumbass decisions.]
Noahs gazed moved from the angry gorilla's, to his system window. A mildly amusement lingered through his eyes.
'Don't really need the skill, when I'm born to mock idiots~'
The thugs immediately lunged at him.
'Perfect. Good to see it's working~.' Noah snickered.
One-sided beat down begins.....
The first idiot who charged first, unsheathed his sword. Or knife? Bro what even is that? A dildo???
Whatever is was, he swung it towards Noah.
Though, that was just straight up useless to be very honest.
Cause infront of Noah, that swing was so slow, he could dance and it wouldn't even arrive when he finished.
He casually side-stepped the on-coming swing. And as soon the ? missed him, Noah jumped, and delivered a nasty flying knee towards the thug's rock head. Cracking the guy's skull a tad bit.
CRACK!!
"AAAAAGH!!!"
He then dropped to his knees, his hand's gripping tightly on his head.
Noah couldn't help but catch the chance to mentally fuck with the guy. "Damn, bro. Ever thought about toneing down the rock eating~"
Another one swung his make shift knife towards noah. He seen an opening and took it, like a dumbass.
Noah sidestepped a little to his left, even without looking, he dodged the knife effortlessly.
And with a quick motion he grabbed the guy's arm, and did the move haruto did to that guy's arm in the anime.
Literally twisting the hole thing.
SNAAP!!
THUD!
He dropped the knife, grabbed his arm and screamed loudly. His fear and agony written all over his face, with his fear leaking out of his body.
Noah, just looked at him, that same lazy, and relaxed grin still tugging his lips. "Oops. My body doesn't really like knife's inside it, my bro~"
As for the last little piglet? He saw what happened and skedaddled for his life.
Gorilla gots some brain cells, at least.
And it was the big body guy to, I guess the food is not the only thing he runs for.
Noah, being the most generous guy he claimed to be, summoned his dagger, and with accuracy like Steph curry, he threw that bitch.
Hitting a perfect green.
Swooosh!!
Splat!!
°....°
Thud!!
Then our big guy dropped, shaking the ground a little well he was at it.
Noah's dagger was stuck in the back of his head. The tip of the dagger sticking a bit out from the front of his head.
Also, to really make sure they don't fuck with him anymore. He resummoned his dagger, summoning his other one also.
And like a flicker of light, the daggers ended up in the two thug's brains. Not even getting the chance to plea. Just straight death.
[DING! EXP Gained~]
Noah, shook his head lightly, murmuring to himself. "Awww, that's so nice~"
He then left the seen like nothing even happened.
Of course not without doing his daily looting, and burn there body's.
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The first thing got when he came back?
A rio, staring at him with suspicion that's understandable.
"Where do you get all this money dude?"
He just walked past Rio, and flooped on the ground, resting his head above his hand's, quoting the same thing he always did. "Rio, my man, don't ask questions you won't get answers to~"
Rio groaned at his response. Rubbing the bridge of his nose, his tone soft yet worried. "Noah, what if "whoever" you got this money from comes after you, which might endanger us too!"
He opened one of his eye's, and gave a long look a rio. After about seven seconds, he chuckled lightly. "Bro, don't worry your little self. Big bro got it~"
Hearing what he didn't wanna hear, Rio looked ready to argue back.
But then he just sighed helplessly.
"You're helpless you know."
"I know, And you're stuck with it."
Rio, just accepted his fate.
Noah gaze followed his figure till he couldn't see it no more.
A light exhale leaving his lungs.
He thought, 'what a nagging little friend~'
He then closed his one eye. Then began relaxing in the warm sun.
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Later that same day, Noah got dragged out of the warm sun and shack by rio, cause he needed help to gather fire wood.
They could be seen walking through the slums, gathering wood, like campers.
There wood gathering was disrupted when they heard crying near by.
They looked at each other. A silent understanding passing through there eye's.
They ran towards the corner up ahead. Then they turned down said corner, and saw a noble brat standing over a small slum girl.
His boot pressing into her back. His guards just watched, uninterested.
Noah blinked at the scene.
Then a little smirk bloomed on his face. A smirk yelling " YAAAY TROUBLE!!". Literally.
The noble sneered, his tone and gaze full of digust. "Filthy commoners should know their place!! You hear me mongerl!?"
Noah, began casually walking up with out hesitation.
Rio seeing this tried to grab Noah's arm but unfortunately failed.
"Woah. This is pretty embarrassing. Are you by chance a pussy?"
The brat turned, his disgusting expression, frowning slightly. "The hell did you say, filth?"
Noah gestured at him.
"A whole-ass noble, fully dressed in silk, beating up a starving kid? Dude. This is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen. It also screams a wanker~"
The brats frowning face did a hole 360 turning red as fuck. Anger issues much, damn.
"Who the hell do you think you are?!"
Noah pointed at himself. "Me? I'm the guy about to make you cry for your daddy's stink sweaty titties~"
The noble brat with pure, unshakable rage, snapped his fingers. "Guards. Kill this filth immediately!!"
The guards followed there young master's command and stepped forward.
Noah's lazy eye's, flickered with a light crimson red.
'Yea, that's it. Came my free EXP, come to papa~'
The guard closest to noah swung his sword.
Noah moved before he even finished his full swing.
He grabbed the guards arm, then in a second, noah kneed him in his gut, making the guard whizz, smacking all of the air out of his lungs.
Then noah snapped his arm, before he could even breathe in air.
SNAP!!
The guards sword clattered to the ground as he collapsed, his chest going up and down to fast for his liking. He was also screaming.
The second one hesitated for split seconds. Seeing his comrade down before he could even scratch noah, made him re-think.
Noah chuckled at his hesitation. "C'mon man, your a fabulous knight and I'm your target. Come try kill me~"
Thankful for noah, the guard had a brain, and listened.
He rushed towards noah.
His "deadly" swing, being weaved by him.
And just like what he did to the other dude. He grabbed his collar, jumped elegantly and kneed him in the face.
SPLAT!!
THUD!!
Luckily, his head didn't, Y'know "kaboom" on impact. Though he still dropped gorgeously like a sack of shit. Screaming like a little girl.
The noble brat who witnessed this hole ordeal trembled like a kitten. "Y-You're dead! My father will hear about—!!"
Noah punched him clean in the face.
The brat folding like a cheap chair.
Noah grabbed his hair and leaned in, his lazy eye's staring into the kid's soul. "Listen, buddy. I want you to remember something. You are nothing. You'll always be nothing. Your might wish to be something, but that also won't help you from being nothing. Your daddy's money? Your status? None of it matters to me. Just be a good boy, and leave your lovely boots on the floor, not on a kid, alright?"
Having nothing else to say, he let the brat drop to the ground, gasping, and breathing like an aftermath of an orgy.
"Now run along, before I decide to get creative."
The brat crawled. He crawled and soon ran, leaving his pitiful state guards in pain.
Oh, right, about rio. Our little protagonist was standing there. Shell shocked from the scene that played out infront of him.
He couldn't help but say, "You… really don't hold back, huh?"
Noah shrugged, a light snicker slipping out of his mouth. " Bro, that was me holding back~"
Rio shock doubled, a little sweat drop forming on his cheek.
'h-he was holding back?'
After standing there for few seconds to long, he sighed, after slightly over coming his shock. "It seems you really enjoy this, don't you?"
"More than I should~"
Noah then turned around towards the slum girl, that was just tasting dirty boots a moment ago.
She tremble lightly under his gaze.
"You alright girly?"
Startled. She replied hurriedly and timidly. " Y-yes, I'm alright. T-thank you Mr!"
Seeing his hand extended out towards, she shyly took it.
Helping her stand, he softly bid his goodbye to the girl, and left with rio going back to there wood gathering.
The girl kept her eyes glued to his back, until she couldn't see it anymore, her face bloomed with a smile. " I hope we may meet again Mr~" she muttered softly, before walking off.
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{Back at the shack}
Noah layed on the shack's roof, staring at the now darkened sky, with the beautiful star's dancing around the moon.
He was brewing something's in his head, cause he had a feeling the main story was about to start soon.
And when it did?
The world wouldn't know what hit it~
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