Chapter 319: What's the matter?
Just as Shen Fan put away his diary and was about to speak, Xiao Wu, who had been quietly eating pills, suddenly said, "Hey, Shen Fan, what are you always secretly looking at me for?"
"Nothing."
"I was thinking, it's almost time."
"It's time for you to get ready."
Shen Fan smiled.
"Let me get ready?"
"Prepare for what?"
Xiao Wu looked at Shen Fan in confusion.
"You little rabbit are really stupid."
Shen Fan was a little speechless.
"What did you say?"
Xiao Wu glared at Shen Fan fiercely, as if she was about to pounce on Shen Fan and bite him a few times.
"Let me ask you, what should we be doing in the eyes of Dean Erlong right now?"
Shen Fan reminded.
"We..."
Xiao Wu reacted as soon as she said the word "we." Her pretty face flushed slightly. In a voice barely louder than a mosquito's buzz, she said, "We should be in the bridal chamber..."
"That's right."
"If you're putting on a show, you have to do it all."
"We're in the bridal chamber, and it's your first time. Is it appropriate for us to be dressed neatly and on the bed, and you're still so lively?"
Shen Fan tapped Xiao Wu's head.
"This,"
Xiao Wu thought for a moment. "It doesn't seem quite right."
"So, we definitely need to prepare,"
Shen Fan said.
"Okay."
"How do we prepare?"
Xiao Wu asked.
"It's simple."
Shen Fan pointed at the bed. "First, pull the quilt over it and toss it over and over a few dozen times."
"Okay."
It wasn't a difficult task. Xiao Wu didn't say anything and obediently followed Shen Fan's instructions.
In a moment, the entire set of bedding was in a tangle, as if it had been subjected to intense wind and rain.
"It's all right."
"Get up."
Shen Fan patted Xiao Wu, who seemed to be tumbling over.
"Huh?"
"Oh."
Xiao Wu stopped tumbling and stood up. "Is this all right?"
"The first step is done."
With that, Shen Fan took out the Cang Tian Emperor Sword, holding the hilt in his right hand and the blade in his left. He gritted his teeth and pulled, and fresh blood instantly dripped out.
"Ah."
"What the hell are you doing?"
Xiao Wu was startled by Shen Fan's action.
"What the hell?"
"You're a virgin. We're in our wedding night, how can we not see each other?"
Shen Fan tapped Xiao Wu's head again.
"That's true, but you're too..."
Xiao Wu looked at Shen Fan's left palm, which was covered in blood, unsure of what to say.
"It can't be helped. There are only two of us in the room. If I don't do it to myself, do I have to do it to you?"
Shen Fan didn't care about the small wound. If he didn't want Xiao Wu to notice anything was wrong, he could immediately circulate his True Source to completely heal the small wound in seconds.
Although Shen Fan's words were unintentional, the caring tone in them stirred a ripple in Xiao Wu's heart.
Before Xiao Wu could say anything, Shen Fan's voice rang out again: "The second step is done. The third step is your turn."
"What do you want me to do?"
Xiao Wu's tone softened.
"Take off your clothes and lie down on the couch."
"I'm going to the bathroom first. Call me when you're done."
Seeing Shen Fan's shameless words, and then without any reaction, he went to the bathroom, Xiao Wu couldn't help but stamp her delicate body in shame and annoyance, and cursed inwardly, "What a stinky durian mango."
After complaining, she glanced at the fresh clothes on the couch, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally took off all her clothes one by one. Then, with a trembling voice, she said, "It's done. Come out."
Hearing Xiao Wu's voice, Shen Fan responded and went outside to look through Xiao Wu's clothes while eating the roasted whole rabbit.
"Hmm?"
"Where are your stockings?"
"Take out your stockings."
"I'm useful."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Wu blushed. After fiddling with her quilt for a while, she threw a ball of vermicelli toward Shen Fan.
As luck would have it, the vermicelli landed right on top of the roasted rabbit that Shen Fan had already eaten most of.
"Sorry,"
Xiao Wu said, a little embarrassed.
"It's okay."
Shen Fan waved his hand, nonchalantly removing the vermicelli from the roasted rabbit and taking another big bite of rabbit.
"You...what are you doing?"
Xiao Wu's eyes widened.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm hungry, I need something to eat."
"Do you want some too?"
Shen Fan wondered with amusement whether he should take out the spicy rabbit head and let Xiao Wu try it.
"No."
"I mean, my stockings fell on the food in your hand,"
Xiao Wu said anxiously.
"I know."
"So what?"
Shen Fan put the last bite of the roasted rabbit into his mouth.
"What do you mean by 'what's wrong with that?'"
"My stockings are all over them, how can you still eat them?"
"Don't you think it's dirty and disgusting?"
Xiao Wu almost vomited when she saw Shen Fan still eating with such relish.
"What's dirty?"
"What's disgusting?"
"You're making a fuss."
At this point, Shen Fan waved his hand again and said, "Alright, let's get back to business. I'll tear your stockings into shreds, and then make you sweat and fall asleep. That's it."
"And you want me to fall asleep?"
"By the way."
"You don't even think my unwashed stockings are dirty or disgusting, which shows how much you crave them."
"You're not going to do anything to me while I'm asleep, are you?"
Xiao Wu's imagination raced.
"What are you thinking?"
"I wouldn't do such a tasteless thing,"
Shen Fan said angrily.
"That's best."
"Otherwise... humph."
Xiao Wu waved her fist.
In the following time, with Xiao Wu's permission, Shen Fan used the knowledge he had learned from the Nameless Medical Canon and quickly completed everything. After a few words with Liu Erlong, who was guarding outside, he went to his room and knocked on the door.
"Are you done?"
Dugu Yan opened the door and welcomed Shen Fan into the room.
"Yes."
"I'm done."
Shen Fan looked around the room and said, "Where are Doudou, Yanran and the others?"
"In the room I assigned them."
Dugu Yan pressed one of the keys to the room into Shen Fan's hand.
"Is that so?"
Shen Fan nodded, put the key away, and said again.
"By the way."
"I've already captured the Three Musketeers."
"I'll leave them to you."
Shen Fan released the three musketeers, who were still in a coma.
"Hmph."
"Those three losers."
"Honestly, with the countless evil deeds these three flower thieves have committed, if I weren't afraid of staining my eyes, killing them like this would be too easy for them."
Dugu Yan's words were also recognized by Ye Lingling. Then, without hesitation, the two women exchanged a glance and attacked together to eliminate the three people.
"..."
"According to the test, the Divine Examiner has completed the third of the nine tests of the Goddess of Life."
"The Divine Examiner's realm has been raised to the third level of the Orange Profound Realm."
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