Chapter 317: Mission World Xiao Wu: How about I just poke it with something?
Douluo Two Xu Tianzhen: "Okay, okay."
"This is... just out of the tiger's mouth and into the wolf's den."
"Just ran away from Sister Ma, and was caught by Sister Liu, and then banished to Sister Rabbit's room."
Liu Erlong: "..."
Douluo Two Ma Xiaotao: "Sister Ma, you bastard."
"You little bitch are so mean."
Douluo One Xiao Wu: "I'm younger than you now, who are you calling Sister?"
Douluo Two Xu Tianzhen: "Ah, right, right."
"I was wrong."
"Xiao Xiao, a little bunny in her teens."
Douluo One Xiao Wu: "..."
Meanwhile, while the live broadcast room was bustling with the banter of Xiao Wu, Xu Tianzhen, and the other girls, the two people in the Mission World Xiao Wu's room, who had been staring at each other in silence for a long time, also took action.
"Did you hear everything?"
Shen Fan said with a puzzled look.
"Yeah."
"I heard everything."
Xiao Wu was also at a loss for words, then hesitated for a moment before adding,
"That's not a big deal."
"How about... I just poke it open with something?"
"It's useless to me anyway," Xiao Wu said softly, blushing.
"Are you crazy?"
Shen Fan was stunned by Xiao Wu's sudden idea.
"There's no other way."
"Mom said she could tell if I was a virgin by looking at my eyebrows. That's how she figured it out. She didn't even need to check anything."
"In this situation, I can't pretend even if I wanted to."
"I can't..."
Xiao Wu glanced at Shen Fan, embarrassed to continue.
"You're thinking too simply."
"For eyebrows to change, there needs to be a true union of yin and yang. Just pricking it won't do."
Shen Fan had heard of such mysterious things in his original world, so he knew a little about them.
"Then what should I do?"
Xiao Wu asked anxiously.
"Don't worry, I'll find a solution."
After reassuring Xiao Wu, Shen Fan mentally said, "Diary system, let me explain."
"It's simple. Just exchange ten points for a Chaos Breath Pill."
The diary system instantly gave Shen Fan the answer he was looking for.
"Ten points?"
"So cheap?"
Shen Fan was a little surprised.
"You're trying to disguise yourself as a non-virgin, not restore yourself to virginity. Of course it's cheap," the diary system said.
"Uh."
Shen Fan opened his mouth, speechless, and immediately changed the subject. "Will this Chaos Breath Pill have any adverse effects on Xiao Wu, and how long will it last?"
"No."
"One pill lasts for a year," the diary system replied succinctly.
"Okay."
"Then exchange it for the Chaos Breath Pill."
As Shen Fan made his decision, a crystal-white pill appeared in his hand.
Seeing the white pill suddenly appear in Shen Fan's hand, Xiao Wu, who was staring with wide eyes waiting for Shen Fan to come up with a solution, twitched her nose and said, "What is this? It smells so good."
"This is the Chaos Breath Pill."
Shen Fan introduced the pill's effects.
"Oh?"
"Really?"
Xiao Wu's eyes lit up, and she looked heartless, completely without any suspicion. She didn't even think about how Shen Fan suddenly had such a pill. She grabbed the Chaos Breath Pill in Shen Fan's hand and swallowed it, blinking a few times.
"Is it delicious?"
Shen Fan twitched his lips.
"Yeah."
"It's delicious."
"It's sour and sweet, just like a candy pill."
Xiao Wu savored the thought for a moment, then asked sheepishly, "Um... are there any more?"
"I think so."
Meeting Xiao Wu's hopeful gaze, Shen Fan exchanged for another hundred pills.
"Hehe,"
Xiao Wu happily accepted the pill. Just as she was about to put one in her mouth, she noticed Shen Fan looking at her strangely. Tentatively, she placed the pill between her fingers near Shen Fan's lips and said, "Do you want one?"
"No,"
Shen Fan shook his head.
"Then I'll eat it all myself."
Xiao Wu unceremoniously withdrew her hand and placed the pill directly into her own mouth.
"Take your time."
"I'll rest for a while."
Shen Fan sat on the sofa next to her and took out his diary.
"Hmm?"
"Now that the problem is solved, aren't you leaving?"
Xiao Wu asked slurredly, swallowing another pill.
"Not now, we have to wait."
"If I leave now, Dean Erlong will misunderstand me."
Shen Fan didn't want Liu Erlong in the mission world to think he was a quickie.
"What misunderstanding?"
Xiao Wu was stunned.
"It's not okay to misunderstand me."
"What else could it be?"
The Rogue Rabbit was very understanding, so Shen Fan didn't have to hide it.
"Oh."
Xiao Wu nodded, secretly glanced at Shen Fan's place, then immediately looked away, swallowed a Chaos Pill, and stopped talking.
[It seems that this rabbit just peeked at my thing, didn't it?]
Douluo One Xiao Wu: "..."
"What was that me in the mission world thinking?"
"You're really ruining my reputation."
Douluo Two to Douluo Four Xiao Wu: "..."
[I knew this little rabbit was a Rogue Rabbit.]
Douluo One to Douluo Four Xiao Wu: "..."
[I haven't even peeked at her there yet, but she did it first. She's even more naive than me.]
Douluo One Ning Rongrong: "Haha."
Douluo One Xiao Wu: "What a joke! That's Xiao Wu from the mission world, not me."
Douluo Two Ning Rongrong: "Is there any difference?"
"They're all Xiao Wu."
Douluo One to Douluo Four Xiao Wu: "..."
[Speaking of which, let's wait an hour and a half before leaving.]
[Erlong should be satisfied with this time.]
#Douluo One Liu Erlong: "..."
"What do you mean I should be satisfied?"
"You'll die if you put the words 'mission world' in your diary."
Most of the female protagonists, female supporting characters, and female characters in the live broadcast room: "..."
[Enough nonsense.]
[Let's get down to business.]
[The personnel for this Douluo Two mission have all been confirmed, but the academy or faction name hasn't been decided yet. Now's a good time to finalize it.]
Douluo One Shui Yue'er: "Isn't it called Longfan Academy anymore?"
[Hehehe.]
[Let's just call it Spirit Hall.]
[The Spirit Hall is in the Douluo One mission world, so it's inconvenient for me to use it. The Spirit Hall isn't in the Douluo Two mission world, so I can use it without any worries.]
Douluo Qian Renxue: "Use it."
"I support it."
Douluo One Hu Liena: "Not bad."
"I support it too."
[I'd like to see if Shrek and the original Douluo Continent Three Kingdoms will jump out, and how many civilians have been brainwashed by that dog Tang San.]
Douluo Two Shrek Academy girls: "..."
Other Douluo Two girls: "..."
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