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Chapter 296 - Chapter 292: Do You Know What It Feels Like to Poop? 

"Enough with the buts!" 

Itsuki waved his hand and said, "Quickly use your Heaven's Transport Jutsu, and remember to coordinate with my Flying Thunder God. If all goes well, I might finish the fight in a few minutes." 

Mabui asked, "What about the command center?" 

"I already said!" Itsuki replied helplessly, "I'll finish the fight as quickly as possible. After I leave, Shikaku Nara, you'll take over command temporarily." 

"Yes!" 

Both of them could see how serious Itsuki was, and they no longer objected. 

"Heaven's Transport Jutsu!" 

Mabui was panting slightly. 

She was starting to feel exhausted. 

The Heaven's Transport Jutsu consumed an enormous amount of chakra. She had already used it three times, and each time she transported more people than before. 

This was the fourth time. 

"Commander!" 

Mabui looked seriously at Itsuki and said, "After this time, I probably won't be able to use the Heaven's Transport Jutsu for a while." 

"No problem!" 

Itsuki nodded slightly and said, "After this, there won't be many opportunities where you need to use it. You should rest well!" 

"Yes!" 

"Heaven's Transport Jutsu!" 

With a soft shout, Mabui summoned a flash of white light, and Itsuki's figure disappeared. 

Afterward, Mabui collapsed weakly to the ground. 

Shikaku stepped forward, helping her to a chair. He sighed, "I hope everything goes smoothly." 

Mabui gave a bitter smile. 

She really didn't know what to say. 

Itsuki had her use the Heaven's Transport Jutsu probably to conserve his own chakra. 

After all. 

Up ahead, Uchiha Itsuki still had several tough battles to fight. 

That massive White Zetsu with chakra so vast it was unimaginable was only one of Itsuki's opponents. 

He still had to face Obito and then Uchiha Madara! 

Even Hashirama Senju might become his opponent. 

Mabui sighed softly, murmuring, "The commander really has it rough." 

"There's no other way!" Shikaku sighed as well. 

Before, when it was just Itsuki, it wasn't too noticeable. 

But now things were different. 

One powerful enemy after another kept appearing. 

And all of them were unreasonable. Even if you knew their intel, it wouldn't help at all. 

They just crush you with raw power. 

Whether you know their moves or not makes little difference. 

Just like the current Second Tsuchikage, Mū, whose strength has slightly decreased, but his chakra is infinite, which is an unsolvable problem. 

He doesn't even need to do much—just floating in the air, launching Dust Release. What are you supposed to do? 

Fortunately, Ōnoki knew his teacher well, and with Gaara's help, they managed to hold Mū off. Otherwise, the ninja alliance would've suffered unimaginable losses. 

And as for Uchiha Madara and Hashirama Senju, they're on a whole different level. 

Based on chakra feedback, their strength might be even greater than it originally was. 

"Sigh!" 

Shikaku sighed deeply. 

Initially, when he saw the ninjas forming an alliance and so many powerful warriors, he felt quite confident, thinking they wouldn't lose this battle. 

But reality gave him a harsh slap in the face. 

The ninja alliance, which seemed to have the upper hand, got wrecked in just a few rounds. 

The situation was on the verge of collapsing. 

Even though the alliance had won two battles, it was against reanimated Edo Tensei soldiers. On the other side, White Zetsu clones were mass-produced and didn't take any real damage. 

It was different for them. 

If the group fighting Uchiha Madara were wiped out, Shikaku dared not imagine what would happen. 

"I just hope the commander's strength exceeds our expectations." 

... 

"Heh heh, do you guys know what it feels like to poop?" 

A somewhat innocent-looking White Zetsu said, spouting a highly inappropriate question. 

Standing in front of him was the village of Konoha. 

A large number of ninja defenders rushed out to face White Zetsu. 

But not one of them dared to move! 

Because this White Zetsu had summoned a giant Buddha. 

A Buddha statue hundreds of meters tall, like a deity, gazing down at all. 

"Hey, why aren't you guys answering me?" 

White Zetsu chuckled. "Tell me, what does it feel like to poop?" 

"Roar!" 

The giant Buddha let out a low growl and suddenly swung its fist. 

Countless punches rained down on Konoha's ninjas. 

"My life is over!" 

Watching the giant fists, every Konoha ninja had the same thought flash through their minds. 

"Zing!" 

Suddenly! 

A flash of light streaked across. 

In the next instant, all of the Buddha statue's arms were severed. 

A massive Susanoo appeared, standing coldly in front of the Buddha. 

"Uchiha... Itsuki!?" 

The Konoha ninjas stared blankly at the emperor-like figure inside the Susanoo. 

Uchiha Itsuki of the Uchiha clan! 

The First Hokage of Fire Shadow Village! 

He had actually come? 

To save them? 

Even though they had formed a ninja alliance, the Konoha ninjas hadn't fully trusted him at first. 

They were more inclined to believe that Itsuki would use this opportunity to weaken the other villages and strengthen Fire Shadow Village's influence. 

Don't say it's impossible. Don't say that Uchiha Itsuki's character wouldn't allow it. 

That's all wrong. 

When it comes to the survival of an entire ninja village, anyone can change. 

And yet! 

At this moment, Uchiha Itsuki saved them. 

He personally stepped in! 

They were both shocked and overwhelmed. 

Disbelief! 

Mixed emotions filled the minds of Konoha's ninjas. 

But Itsuki didn't care about any of that. He only coldly stared at White Zetsu. 

This most unusual White Zetsu! 

"Huh?" 

White Zetsu tilted his head, looking at Itsuki. "Uchiha Itsuki? You actually came?" 

"Heh heh!" 

Itsuki smiled and stared at White Zetsu, saying, "Didn't you want to know what it feels like to take a dump? Well, let me show you." 

"You know? And you can let me experience it?" 

White Zetsu was surprised. 

"Of course!" 

Itsuki chuckled as his laughter caused his eye power to intensify, and his Susanoo began to grow. 

In the end, a gigantic Susanoo, over a hundred meters tall, appeared before the Great Buddha. 

Facing this Susanoo, which could stand shoulder to shoulder with him, White Zetsu, usually chatty, suddenly fell silent. 

"I guarantee you'll know what it feels like to take a dump!" Itsuki laughed wickedly. "Because I promise, I'll beat the crap out of you." 

"If I don't, then I'll admit you've kept yourself clean!" 

"Boom!" 

The massive Susanoo swung its giant sword, fiercely slashing toward White Zetsu. 

"Boom!" 

The Great Buddha hurriedly tried to block. 

It had countless arms, each one rushing to meet the blade. 

If one couldn't block it, then a group would. 

With so many arms, surely it could hold the attack. 

But how many of those countless arms would be chopped off? 

All the people of Konoha could see were wooden arms falling to the ground. 

"Hmm? You can actually block one of my strikes?" Itsuki smiled in surprise. "But how many more can you block?" 

As he finished speaking, Susanoo started swinging again, strike after strike. 

Sweat began to form on White Zetsu's forehead. 

He was strong—there were barely a handful of people in the Shinobi world who could stand against him. 

But now, he had run into the biggest monster of them all! 

Uchiha Itsuki! 

"Bang!" 

"Bang!" 

"Bang!" 

After a wild series of slashes, most of the Great Buddha's arms had vanished. 

"Not bad!" Itsuki laughed quietly. "But I think it's time to end this. What do you say, White Zetsu?" 

White Zetsu tilted his head, staring at Itsuki with a somewhat confused look. 

"It's over!" 

Itsuki roared, swinging the giant sword fiercely! 

The enormous blade cut through the air, creating a deafening blast. 

"I'll block it!" 

White Zetsu shouted as well. 

In the face of life and death, he couldn't care less about the feeling of taking a dump anymore. 

Survival was the priority! 

"Slice!" 

With a crisp sound, the ground behind White Zetsu showed a clean cut. 

The earth was nearly sliced in half by Itsuki. 

In this battle, Itsuki had used all his strength. 

His full strength, in a normal state. 

No Rinnegan! 

No Sage Mode! 

But still. 

He was terrifyingly powerful. 

White Zetsu had no chance of fighting back. 

"Oh no!" 

White Zetsu mumbled to himself. 

Then, a crack appeared down the middle of his entire body. 

The Great Buddha, and White Zetsu along with it, split in two. 

He had been completely sliced apart by Uchiha Itsuki. 

"Phew!" 

Itsuki let out a long breath, concealing the fatigue in his eyes. 

Though it looked simple, the battle had actually taken a lot out of him, as he had fought with everything he had while in his normal state. 

He turned to look at the stunned onlookers and said, "Let's go back. Return to the village and protect it. This time, we fought to protect the village." 

"For the village!" 

Itsuki shouted, and as the onlookers gawked, he disappeared with the Flying Thunder God technique. 

He returned to the headquarters and slumped into a chair. 

It was only then that he noticed the eerie silence in the command center. 

"What's wrong?" 

Itsuki looked up and blinked at Mabui. "Have you fallen for me?" 

"N-no, that's not it..." 

Mabui stammered, "That giant, with that enormous amount of chakra—White Zetsu, you just killed him like that?" 

Damn, Uchiha Itsuki only used a few moves! 

That's terrifying! 

Just moments ago, they had all concluded that based on White Zetsu's power, he could nearly destroy a shinobi village. 

Even the once mighty Konoha might not have been able to stop him. 

Based purely on chakra reserves, he was on par with the tailed beasts. 

Though chakra quantity alone doesn't always determine the outcome... 

It certainly plays a big role! 

Look at how Mu is wrecking Onoki and Gaara right now! 

If it weren't for their quick thinking and some good luck, those two would've been dealt with by Mu already. 

"Yeah, he's dead!" 

Itsuki said helplessly. "Mabui, you're very beautiful and have an amazing figure, but please don't say things that make me feel powerless. Didn't I say before I left? I would end the battle quickly." 

Mabui was speechless. 

He did say that, but no one took him seriously. 

How could they? 

A being with chakra reserves greater than a tailed beast's was like a natural disaster. 

And Itsuki dealt with him in a few moves? 

Seriously? 

"Commander, you're awesome!" 

Shikaku Nara thought for a moment and tossed out this comment. 

"Alright, enough of that. What's the situation now?" 

Itsuki waved his hand. 

"Well..." 

Shikaku chuckled bitterly. "You were only gone for a short time, what could've gone wrong?" 

Meanwhile, over on Madara's side... 

Under the leadership of three Kage, the shinobi forces continued their assault on Uchiha Madara. 

They were pouring all their strength into trying to seal him! 

Unfortunately! 

Madara wasn't so easy to deal with. 

Several times, it looked like they were about to seal him, only for him to break out with sheer force. 

Through his water sphere, Itsuki silently observed the battlefield. 

From this angle, he noticed that the Kage were stronger than in the original story. 

Yakura and Mei Terumi were stronger, Itsuki knew, because of his influence. 

As for the Raikage, it was probably because he still had his arm. 

The difference with his dominant hand was significant. 

However. 

Against Madara, they were still struggling. 

After watching for a few moments, Itsuki lost interest. 

There really wasn't much more to see. 

Madara was just playing around; once he got serious, the fight would end. 

Yakura and Mei Terumi would probably end up using those things they had on them. 

That might buy them some time. 

"I guess it's time for me to get ready too." 

Itsuki sighed and formed a hand sign. 

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" 

"Poof!" 

With the sign complete, four Itsuki clones appeared. 

"Let's begin!" 

"Right!" 

The clones immediately sat down and began silently gathering energy. 

Mabui, Shikaku Nara, and the others looked puzzled but wisely didn't ask too many questions. 

At such a critical moment, if Uchiha Itsuki, their greatest force, chose to use shadow clones, there must be a good reason. 

Why ask for the details? 

Itsuki then looked toward another battlefield. 

The one where Mifune, Kakashi, Tsunade, and others had gone. 

That battlefield had Hiruzen Sarutobi! 

Danzo Shimura! 

And Hanzo the Salamander, the Demi-God of the Shinobi World! 

That battle was probably interesting too. 

But! 

When Itsuki finally saw it clearly, he went silent. 

It was indeed very interesting. 

A gang-up! 

It was a real gang-up! 

Originally, Kakashi's side had slightly more people, but the numbers weren't overwhelmingly in their favor. 

And in terms of quality, the opposition was definitely no slouch. 

But! 

This fight had turned into a gang-up. 

A group of people ganging up on one person. 

That one person was Hiruzen Sarutobi! 

Yes! 

They were ganging up on Hiruzen Sarutobi! 

Itsuki was dumbfounded. 

Kakashi going after him was understandable, but what was Tsunade's deal? 

That's your mentor! 

How could you just punch him to death!? 

Hiruzen's strength was already somewhat lacking. 

Being revived by Edo Tensei weakened him even more. 

Then, faced with the combined assault of Kakashi and Tsunade, he was completely overwhelmed. 

"Bang!" 

Dust flew everywhere! 

Paper fragments filled the sky! 

Hiruzen Sarutobi was blown apart by one punch from Tsunade. 

He had just been revived, only for Kakashi to finish him off with a Lightning Cutter. 

Barely managing to recover, Hiruzen was immediately attacked by Tsunade again. 

"Bang!" and Hiruzen was obliterated once more. 

Had Danzo and the others not intervened right before Hiruzen was sealed, he would've been done for in the first round. 

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