"Take everything you can carry, and smash everything you can't!"
Commander of the 336th Division's 477th Regiment, Louis Francais Despeyre stood on a Humvee, shouting orders at his troops.
Suddenly his eyes narrowed as he raised his hand, "That soldier, yes, you! Come here."
The one he pointed to was a Private with a bulging backpack. Looking around nervously, the soldier steeled himself and jogged over to stand at attention, "Commander!"
Louis Francais Despeyre jumped down from the Humvee, tugging on his uniform, "What's in your backpack?"
As he spoke, he opened the backpack, revealing a copy of *Playboy* and *Attic* right at the top.
"Commander... let me explain..."
Louis Francais Despeyre frowned and slapped the back of the soldier's head, "Good-for-nothing! What's so interesting about this garbage? It's pure moral decay! Raid this military base for something useful—stop thinking about women all day!"
"Confiscated!"
