Chelsea players drank too much and still don't know what happened.
They went home and immediately fell asleep on their beds.
But all over Europe, a storm was brewing.
Countless fans were called by friends, opened their computers, and saw Huang Kaiwen's social media status with their own eyes.
Even Abramovich was woken up by Kenyon's barrage of desperate calls.
"If this is a pointless call, I might consider replacing a club CEO," said Abramovich irritably, holding his phone.
Lately, it's all been good news.
His personal safety has been secured, and the team has won a bunch of championships.
He himself became the League Cup-winning coach.
Because of the quadruple victory, he had thrown a party on the yacht, only to receive Kenyon's call not long after falling asleep.
Under the influence of alcohol, his mind was a foggy mess.
"Something big happened, Kevin retired!" Kenyon said urgently on the other end of the line.
