"The Sun newspaper": "Last night Barbara took Lily Collins and Shakira to Kevin's room. The four of them probably couldn't play Kevin's favorite game of 'Capitalists,' but we trust Kevin's championship night wasn't boring."
Damn it.
They're slandering the Yellow Ball King again.
The Yellow Ball King was studying last night, and those three were his study partners.
Wait until we get back to London, and I'll serve you with a legal letter first.
