"Yeah, yeah, who doesn't know that Jiraiya likes Tsunade the most? Even though he often spies on the women's bathhouse and goes to the brothel to talk to big-breasted ladies, he truly likes you the most."
Upon hearing this, Minato, the Third Hokage, and the others all struggled to hold back their laughter, while both Jiraiya and Tsunade fell into an awkward silence.
After a long pause, Jiraiya finally said, his face darkening, "Orochimaru, do you want me dead or something?"
Orochimaru didn't mind and cheerfully replied, "Just tell me if what I'm saying is true."
How could it not be true?
Jiraiya liking Tsunade is a fact.
But the things he did were also a fact.
There's no denying that.
Of course, Jiraiya wasn't really in a position to answer this directly, so he turned to Tsunade with a sigh, asking, "How much would it take to settle this?"
Tsunade coldly smiled, raising her right hand and showing five fingers.
"Five million ryo? Alright, I'll sell everything I have to gather it for you."
Tsunade: ???
No, I meant fifty thousand ryo.
Clearly, there was a fundamental misunderstanding between them on this matter.
In Jiraiya's view, Tsunade must care a lot about his past actions, so in order to win her over, he could only try to make her happy by offering money.
On Tsunade's side, she did indeed care about Jiraiya's perverted behavior.
But while she cared, she also understood his actions to some extent.
After all, Jiraiya had shown his perverted tendencies from a young age, and she had never agreed to be in a relationship with him.
In that case, could she really stop Jiraiya from going to places like that?
She didn't have that kind of identity or position.
So, Jiraiya wanted to eliminate the negative feelings about these things in her heart, and the price of five hundred thousand was reasonable in her eyes.
But she didn't expect Jiraiya to be so generous, offering five million ryo right off the bat.
Well, then, she wouldn't decline the offer.
[Black Zetsu possessed the body of Naruto and Sasuke to immobilize the two.]
[Kaguya tried to force Naruto and Sasuke back into her body, and while Black Zetsu was absorbing Naruto and Sasuke's chakra, he revealed that Kaguya was actually their direct ancestor, and took the blame for everything on his own dark shoulders.]
[Naruto didn't listen, but once he heard, he snapped and tore Black Zetsu apart with his bare hands.]
[Sasuke, on the other hand, used Amaterasu on Kaguya, giving her a taste of some Takoyaki Kaguya.]
[As we all know, Amaterasu doesn't kill, and naturally, it wouldn't kill a god.]
[So, Kaguya was a little indifferent, making the so-called strongest ninjutsu, Amaterasu's black flames, lose all its face.]
[Meanwhile, Naruto used Shadow Clones to confuse Kaguya.]
[With Kaguya's Byakugan activated, she couldn't tell Naruto's real body. Just as she furrowed her brows, who would have thought that the little Konoha kid Naruto used the Reverse Harem Jutsu and blurted out: "The more powerful the enemy, the more effective seduction ninjutsu becomes."]
[While Kaguya was distracted by a group of handsome men, Naruto threw a punch at her delicate face and yelled: "This is ninja history, you bastard."]
[Uh, I have never seen someone beat up their elders while speaking about lewd topics so seriously. I can only say, Naruto-kun, as expected of you!]
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Silence.
When Naruto used the Reverse Harem Jutsu and it worked well, everyone from the Third Hokage Space fell into silence.
Even Kushina, who always doted on Naruto, was twitching at the corner of her eye, unsure of what to say.
In the end, it was Naruto himself, who was always carefree, who broke the silence.
"What's going on, everyone? Are you all shocked by my harem technique? Hahaha."
"This idiot..."
Sasuke facepalmed, utterly speechless.
He couldn't understand what was going on in this world. How could such a powerful enemy fall for something as childish as that?
"Naruto..."
Sakura wiped away the nosebleed that had appeared, looking at Naruto seriously. "Please, for the love of everything, don't ever use that kind of ninjutsu again. Even if you do, please don't use it in front of me."
Sakura: Or else I might not be able to resist the temptation, you jerk!
"Huh? Since it's your request, Sakura, I'll try my best not to use seduction-type ninjutsu in the future."
Hearing Naruto's response, Sakura let out a quiet sigh of relief.
However, Jiraiya didn't agree.
"Wait a minute, we shouldn't ban Naruto's seduction ninjutsu. We should actually promote this series of techniques."
The Third Hokage took a drag from his pipe, recalling a time when he himself had fallen for this trick. His face looked a little strange. "Jiraiya, are you sure you're not just spouting nonsense?"
"Of course not. In fact, I think we should all learn it."
"After learning it, the one who benefits the most will be you, Jiraiya, right?"
Upon hearing this, Jiraiya immediately spat at Orochimaru. "Damn Orochimaru, don't think I'm that dirty-minded."
Then, Jiraiya carefully glanced at Tsunade.
To his surprise, Tsunade's expression was very calm, and she didn't look angry at all.
What he didn't know was that Tsunade was still lost in thoughts of that five million ryo.
Given the money, she didn't want to get angry with Jiraiya.
"What I mean is, if this technique can even confuse someone like Kaguya, then if we face enemies who are on guard against ninjutsu, we could try using this technique. Who knows, they might fall for it too?"
When everyone heard this, they suddenly thought Jiraiya might have a point.
On the screen, Naruto punched Kaguya, who was still in a daze.
In reality, they could take this opportunity to use their ultimate moves and perhaps secure victory right away.
"No matter if you guys learn or not, I'm definitely going to learn it."
Jiraiya: Once I learn it, I won't have to sneak into the women's bath anymore; I'll be the source of inspiration myself. It's perfect.
On the third hokage time-space side, Jiraiya was rallying everyone to learn Naruto's seductive ninjutsu.
On the second hokage time-space side, it was different.
With Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara present, there was no need for them to learn such unreliable ninjutsu.
However, everyone still gave Naruto's actions a decent evaluation.
Especially little Jiraiya, his eyes were practically shining as he stared at the screen.
"Jiraiya, don't tell me you're interested in men too? Ugh~ That's disgusting, stay away from me from now on."
Orochimaru chuckled and said something that made little Jiraiya explode in anger.
"Damned Orochimaru, I was just thinking, since this harem jutsu can turn into a man, there's no reason it can't turn into a woman, right? So, hehehe."
"Stop with the hehehe, look behind you."
"What's wrong behind me?"
Little Jiraiya turned around and saw a disgusted Tsunade standing right behind him.
"Perverted Jiraiya, thinking of such dirty things again, just go die!"
With a loud thud, little Jiraiya was once again sent flying into the corner.
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