"Can't you see I'm busy?" Li Banfeng grumbled, straightening the newspapers.
"To save Li Lang, I left my home, who knew he'd win the scholar's prize by imperial decree~ Oh, my dear, studying by candlelight so late? Are you aiming to be the top scholar?"
She could even sing Huangmei Opera.
"I'm not trying to be the top scholar. I want to see how many enemies I have." The more Li Banfeng read the newspapers, the graver his expression became.
HISS. HISS.
The Phonograph let out a burst of steam.
After clanking twice, the Phonograph sang, marking the beat: "Fear not a multitude of foes. If one appears, my husband slays one. If two arrive, my husband slays a pair. But don't kill too fiercely; leave a breath in them, and bring them home like produce."
