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"Speech"
Time*
Chapter 57: I Need It
A few hours later*
I might have made a mistake by leaving Integra and Seras alive. Now, I find myself dealing with Seras spying on me from outside the school grounds. Lying on top of someone's rooftop would make it harder to spot her.
She's somewhat right, if not for the fact that the roof she picked is directly across from the school infirmary's window, at the same height.
Seras can see me, and I can see her. Honestly, I'm pretty sure she's acting so bold because she assumes I won't do anything to her right now.
Or at least, that's what she thinks. For the past few hours, I've been bored out of my mind, and eye candy has barely kept me entertained.
I crack my neck, then walk out of the infirmary.
As soon as I open the door, I spot Momoyo standing outside.
"Where are you off to, Chikao?" She asks, smiling at me and squinting her eyes.
"Eh, no idea. Maybe just out for lunch." I shrug. "What about you, Momoyo? Why aren't you in class?"
"You're seriously asking me that?" Momoyo placed her right hand on her hip, raising an eyebrow. "Forget it, where are we going for lunch?" She moved over to hug my left arm.
"Yeah, where are we going?" Alucard grinned as she suddenly appeared, wrapping her arms around my right arm. "I hope you've considered my feelings and thought of places I can eat as well."
"Somewhere without you, that's where!" Momoyo shot a glare at Alucard. "And no, we didn't consider your feelings, so why don't you go back where you came from?"
"Oh, is the brainless boob afraid I might keep all MY MASTER's attention to myself?!" Alucard glared back, her eyes briefly glowing with intensity.
"At least I have boobs, you brat!" Momoyo puffed her chest out, causing them to jiggle slightly, smirking as if claiming victory.
Alucard glared, then smirked in return. Her appearance shifted, becoming more mature. She now stood nearly the same height as everyone and had a mature figure, her chest matching Momoyo's in size.
"What brat? I don't see anyone here… maybe you're talking about yourself? Huh, you SPOIL BRAT!" Alucard declared, her tone laced with pure sadism.
"Spoil?!" Momoyo gasped, then scowled. "At least mine are natural! You damn faker!"
"I'll have you know, my body is all natural, and I can shapeshift into any form I want—naturally, without any artificial technical involvement." Alucard sneered.
I watch, mildly amused, as the two go at it.
Honestly, I don't know why Alucard is even getting involved when I've clearly shown my stance against her. Somehow, though, that only makes her more interested in me. Of course, Momoyo is a big part of why Alucard is acting this way.
Now, I've got to deal with a clingy Alucard—or at least, I hope she's just pretending to be one. Despite all the signs from Computation Divination saying otherwise, I'd rather not deal with another incident with Integra. I'm completely fine with Momoyo at this point, so dealing with Alucard like this isn't exactly pleasant.
"Chikao! Tell her to leave so we can have lunch, just the two of us!" Momoyo shouted my name, snapping me out of my inner monologue.
"Master! You tell her to let me join! After all, I am your servant, who needs to stick around to protect you!" Alucard paused, blinking. "Okay, let me rephrase that… You're not someone who needs protecting..." She coughed into her right hand. "After all, I am your servant, who can help you with ANYTHING you NEED!" She stared deeply into my eyes.
"And I'm his fiancée! I can help him with anything he needs easily enough!" Momoyo huffed as she pushed herself against me.
Alucard did the same, and now I had two lovely ladies on each arm, stuck outside the school infirmary like this.
"I bet you'd need your family to do that! Unlike me, I can do it all on my own." Alucard rolled her eyes at Momoyo.
I sighed slightly, then glanced to my right and down the hall. A bunch of delinquents were watching this whole thing unfold. Most of them were trying to hide by using various methods, with many holding chairs up in front of them, expecting to go unnoticed. If it weren't for the fact that they were actually holding the chairs up in front of them like that, it would've been laughable.
"Okay, enough." I dragged both of them into the school infirmary and shut the door behind me. Afterward, I walked over to the window, pulled the curtain, and blocked Seras' line of sight into the room.
Once that was done, I turned to look at Momoyo and Alucard, both glaring at each other.
Luckily, they hadn't started fighting yet. Otherwise, I'd have to ask Sakamoto for another favor to get this place repaired again.
"Right, I'm just going to order food delivery. Clearly, no one is going to be happy if any of us leaves the school grounds." I scowl, pulling out my phone to make a call.
"This is your fault, faker!" Momoyo shouts at Alucard, throwing a punch.
"Right back at you, cow tits!" Alucard shouts back, throwing a punch in return.
I flick my left hand, hurling multiple wires at the two before their fists can clash, binding them to the ground just like before.
"Yo! I heard the heated argument from the opposite side of the school and came to check things out!" Rion slammed the door open, grinning from ear to ear as she walked into the room.
Sakamoto, right behind her, entered after Rion and gave me a nod.
"By the way, did you know we got a couple of unbelievable students here?" Rion said, ignoring Momoyo and Alucard wriggling on the ground.
"Is it that one kid who's going to die from sexual excitement?" I answered with a follow-up question while waiting for the call to go through. "You two up for some ramen? I'm making a food delivery."
"Miso ramen for me. And no, do tell." Rion leaned slightly at the end, her eyes filled with curiosity and amusement.
"I'll be fine." Sakamoto pulled a bento box from behind. "Aoi made this for me." He began smiling like a love-struck fool.
"Best not let the Order find out about her." Rion pointed out, causing Sakamoto to shift to a serious expression.
"I'll kill anyone who dares go near her." Sakamoto promised, his eyes filled with killing intent.
"Right..." I finished making the order and put my phone away in my pocket. "So, you two up to something after school?"
"Not really, just going to make sure I train my niece harder than normal since she's a student here." Rion scowled near the end.
"I'm going on a date with Aoi." Sakamoto smiled as he stared at the bento box in his hands.
"Oh yeah, don't try to distract me! Tell me about this poor kid who could die for such a crazy reason!" Rion moved closer to me, causing Momoyo and Alucard to snap their attention toward her, which she ignored.
"Literally, as I said before. He will die if he gets too sexually excited." I point out, causing Rion to snort.
"Show me his medical files. I've got to see this." Rion didn't wait for a response, immediately going through the cabinets in search of Rintaro's medical paperwork. "What's his name, by the way?"
"Tachibana Rintaro is the kid's name." I answered, not bothered by the fact that I should be keeping students' information private and shouldn't be sharing it with just anyone.
"Found it!" Rion announced as she pulled out the file and began reading it, which didn't take long. "Holy crap! Is this a real disease?! The poor kid is going to die a virgin!"
"Yeah, so would you mind putting that away where you found it? Thanks." I sat in a chair, undoing the wires around Momoyo and Alucard, allowing them to get back on their feet. "So, you two want to stick around here for lunch or take your food elsewhere after it arrives?"
"I'll stay—no point in leaving. My niece can wait for me. She made friends here, shocking, I know." Rion rolled her eyes as she hopped onto a bed. "Man, these beds are nice. Makes me want to take one home, but I don't have a home." She snorted as she adjusted her position into something more comfortable.
"I don't need to be elsewhere." Sakamoto calmly sat down on one of the free beds.
I was about to say something when Momoyo sat on my lap, or at least tried to—she ended up sitting on my left thigh, with Alucard taking the right.
Fucking great.
"Ha! I bet Integra wasn't expecting this!" Rion laughed from where she was. "Clearly, Integra is going to do her damn best to try to win you over!" She paused her laughter, then put on a serious face and stared directly into my eyes. "Want to bet she's willing to offer her body to get you to come back to her?"
Silence fell over the room.
"She can drop dead if she tries that. If anything, Chikao here would rather fuck me any time than go back to that bitch." Momoyo frowned. "I'll even have Alucard join in just to prove how much I'd rather have that bitch see the man she discarded be with multiple women."
Alucard's eyes lit up.
Yeah, no.
"I'm not into multiple relationships... nor do I want to have a threesome." I said in the dullest tone I could manage.
Rion burst out laughing, harder than before, as she pointed at the pissed-off Alucard, who was now standing on her feet and scowling at me. Meanwhile, Momoyo proudly tilted her chin up slightly, giving a victorious stare towards Alucard.
"What kind of man doesn't want multiple women in their life?!" Alucard stared at me in disbelief.
"One who knows their limit, and the fact that you can change forms, including your gender, makes me think twice before even wanting to have sex with you, Alucard." I pointed out calmly.
What went unspoken was that I was also deeply worried about the potential chance of our unborn child inheriting the Beyonder characteristic from me. Even though Sequence 7 and below prevent the passing of Beyonder traits to the next generation, that's not absolute. If there's an excessive amount of Beyonder characteristics, it could reduce the excess potion in my body. One might not succeed, but three or four could stand a high chance.
And boy, am I well beyond that. Plus, the fact that I can't see the future of my child—even with everything I have available—really concerns me a lot.
"Wait, what?" Rion stared at Alucard in disbelief. "She can do what now?! He...! I!"
Sakamoto slowly turned his head to stare at Alucard, his eyes wide, before slowly looking away with a pale face.
Momoyo was the one laughing now, even pointing at Alucard.
I really need to reach Sequence 8 and higher soon. Not knowing the future is like an itch you can't scratch. And having to deal with the Fates is another reason I need to increase my Sequence. Let alone the other deadly, overpowered characters in this world filled with a mixture of different series.