"If I don't call you Daddy anymore, then I won't have a daddy at all! If you won't be my daddy, then I really won't have a dad!
"But you *must* buy me toys. I just really like toys; I don't care about anything else. Oh, and I like to play, and I like going to amusement parks! If you don't take me, then I won't like you anymore. I'll get very angry, you know! And then I might get Mommy to not like you too. If that happens, you'll find it very boring!
"Haha, Uncle, am I threatening you? If you feel even a little bit threatened, then you should agree to what I say! You have to agree to my terms. I really like you a lot!
"Actually, I was just joking. I really do like you; I really, really like you! You're so nice to me, and I know your heart is filled with love for me and Mom. So, I won't think about anything else. I like you the most! I like being with Daddy the most, and I like you two the most!
