"Hey, hey, Nagato, do you know why Lord Jun summoned us here?" A black haired young man with a Mangekyo Sharingan in his left eye and a Rinnegan in his right eye poked the red haired young man beside him who looked listless, and said, "Why did he suddenly ask the Otsutsuki clan from the moon to leave, and also keep us, the core pillars of the Land of Whirlpools, here?"
He smelled that something big was about to happen.
"I do not know. Whatever Brother Jun says to do, we just do it." Nagato yawned, rubbed his eyes, and said with an indifferent expression, "Also, do not disturb my sleep right now, Bureau Chief Obito."
"I have always been curious. Clearly you are also from the Uzumaki clan, so why do you always seem so listless?" Obito looked at Nagato curiously and said, "Moreover, the chakra within you is greater than other Uzumaki clansmen. Theoretically, you should be more energetic."
He glanced at Konan with purple hair standing quietly nearby.
"Could it be that your kidneys are not good?"
He heard that if someone suffers from kidney deficiency, they become drowsy and lack energy. It fits very well.
Hearing this, Nagato rolled his eyes and said displeased, "How are you talking? If my kidneys were deficient, wouldn't you be able to tell?"
One Uchiha Mangekyo Sharingan, one legendary Rinnegan. If they are blind, then pluck them out and give them to someone else, do not waste them.
He cautiously glanced at Konan, who was also looking this way, then quickly turned back to look at Obito.
"I remember the girl you like is called Rin Nohara, right?"
"What do you want to do?" Upon hearing this, Obito looked at Nagato warily and said, "I am telling you, this is now a harmonious society. You cannot do anything out of line. Otherwise, I will personally arrest you when the time comes."
"In some time, the Land of Fire will send envoys to the Land of Whirlpools. It seems they want to re establish diplomatic relations with the Land of Whirlpools." Nagato yawned, rubbed his eyes, and said, "According to the visitor list, there is a quite pretty girl on it. Her name is also Rin Nohara."
"Eh, eh? Rin is coming?" Obito's eyes lit up. He excitedly hugged Nagato and said, "When?"
"When exactly, I do not know." Nagato shook off Obito's hand, straightened his clothes, and said with a smile, "And I..."
He narrowed his eyes and looked at the nervous Obito before him.
"...will represent the Land of Whirlpools and the Uzumaki clan as an ambassador to receive the envoys from the Land of Fire."
"Really?" Obito's face showed joy, and he quickly rubbed his hands together, saying, "Brother Nagato, then I..."
"Of course." Nagato yawned, still sleepy, and closed his eyes, saying, "Although Brother Jun told me to find a deputy envoy myself, that has nothing to do with you, right? Bureau Chief Obito."
Calling me brother now? It is too late. You called me kidney deficient just now, did you forget?
Even if you forgot, I remember.
"Don't be like that. I can take time off." Obito put on a fawning expression, with a讨好 smile, and leaned towards Nagato, saying, "Someone as handsome as me is too wasted not being an ambassador. Don't worry, I definitely won't disgrace the face of the Land of Whirlpools."
"Hmm?" Hearing Obito's words, Nagato looked at him sideways and said flatly, "What did you say?"
Kid, do you even know how to speak? Did you fail your language exams back then?
"Nothing, nothing. Brother Nagato is the most handsome." Obito quickly corrected himself, saying, "I am second, I am second. So, Brother Nagato can be the chief envoy, and I can be the deputy envoy." He again put on a fawning face and rubbed his hands together. "That, that, is it possible?"
He looked at Nagato expectantly.
"Don't get so close, it is a bit hot." Nagato pushed Obito's head away, yawned, and said lightly, "Ah, if only a cool breeze would blow right now."
"There is, there is." Obito quickly used a small whirlwind jutsu, saying, "Do you need it a bit stronger?"
"No need. I am just a bit thirsty." Nagato cleared his throat and said, "If there was also a glass of iced juice, that would be even better."
"There is, there is." Obito quickly took out two iced juices and said, "Because I was worried things might take too long, I prepared quite a lot of stuff. Do you want some potato chips too? Cucumber flavor."
"Bring them." Nagato nodded, expressionlessly took the opened cold drink, took a sip, glanced at the potato chips in Obito's hand, and said lightly, "Open them."
I like this bootlicking.
Continue, maybe I will agree then.
Konan, watching this scene from the side, stuck out her tongue and said with a disgusted expression, "So disgusting."
Obito, no matter what, you are a prominent figure in the Land of Whirlpools. How can you lick boots to this extent? Is this the power of a simp?
"Do you want some?" Nagato rolled his eyes, handed the potato chips in his hand over, and said, "Who knows how long Brother Jun will need. If we are not eating and drinking, what are we doing here?"
Gazing at the vast starry sky?
Don't joke. The more I look at it, the sleepier I get.
"Yes." Konan unceremoniously snatched the whole bag. Thinking that Nagato had a point, she directly used Paper Style to create a large bench, sat down, and said, "Fruit juice. I want mango flavor."
"Coming, sis... just a moment." Obito glanced at Nagato, who was dozing off on the bench, smiled and said, "Mango flavor, please enjoy."
Hopeless, Brother Nagato.
It seems Brother Nagato will definitely get married later than me. When he and Konan...
He sighed. No, if I keep thinking about this, I will be naming their children.
I wonder if it will be a girl or a boy?
"If you talk nonsense again, I will tell Brother Jun that you are slacking off, eating snacks during work hours..." Konan glanced at the snacks in her hand and said flatly, "...and have Brother Jun deny your time off. Let us see how you will become the deputy envoy then."
"..."
You are the bosses. I will listen to you.
Obito quickly shut his mouth, walked to the side, and slowly fanned them. This is just too bullying.
But for Rin Nohara, he endures it.
He sighed inwardly.
His feelings for Rin Nohara are indeed truly sincere.
So...
What should the child's name be?
"What do you think Brother Jun came to the moon to do exactly?" Konan frowned, looking at the now completely bare moon, and said, "He actually had everything removed."
Even the machinery left behind from previous construction was also dismantled. Could it be that something big is about to happen on the moon?
"Ha." Nagato yawned, looking very sleepy, and said, "I do not know. Perhaps he wants to build a golden house to hide a beauty?"
Asking everyone to leave, only keeping us, his close associates, here, and doing it secretly, without any official documents or announcements, it is very suspicious.
"And we might be here to build a house for her?"
If it is true, should I tell Sister Kushina later? Or how should I explain to Itachi and the other two little ones that their father is keeping a second... third mistress? If I say it, will I be beaten to death?
Forget it, too scary, cannot afford to provoke.
I better pretend I know nothing and not get involved.
"How can you say that?" Konan rolled her eyes after hearing Nagato's words and said, "Aren't you afraid Brother Jun will seal you on the moon? And Brother Jun is not that kind of..."
Eh, eh...
She thought of the current Sister Mikoto and Sister Kushina and suddenly did not know what to say.
After a moment of silence, she looked at Nagato, who had already fallen asleep leaning on her shoulder, sighed, and thought, 'Forget it, let us just wait for Brother Jun's orders. And...'
She pinched Nagato's nose.
'Hmph, hmph, you idiot. You are really too annoying.'
And behind them...
Obito, watching this scene, immediately clutched his chest. He suddenly felt a heartache. Perhaps...
Brother Nagato might be faster than him after all?
He immediately felt the urge to burst into tears...
Why is he worrying about others here? The one he should be worrying about is clearly himself.