As soon as Nie Qiqi said she would continue to cry, Liu Ergou panicked. This girl cries incessantly. If I let her start again, who knows when she'll stop.
Thinking this, Liu Ergou said, "Fine, fine, I'll rub it for you. But it's not exactly appropriate for me to be rubbing your butt out here in public!" He continued, "Look at us, a man and a woman all alone. If someone saw..."
Nie Qiqi seemed to realize this after his reminder. Liu Ergou had hoped this excuse would get her off his back, but to his surprise, it didn't faze her in the least. Her eyes lit up, and she immediately reached out her hands to him.
"Then fine, you can carry me!" she demanded. "Carry me away from here, find a place with no one around, and then you can rub my butt!"
Hearing this, Liu Ergou slapped his forehead. How can she be so stubborn? It looks like she's determined to pin this whole mess on me today. From the way she's acting, you'd think she has a crush on me or something. I've really had it with her.
