The night I choose to stop trying is boring.
Sort of like me.
Scratch that, entirely like me.
It's not poetic.
Not cinematic either.
There is no rain, no grand speech, no dramatic violin section where my life flashes before my eyes like a highlight reel nobody asked to see.
No last walk through the city before I decide to cash my check and clock out.
Just me on the kitchen floor of a rented box in Istanbul, cheap tea going lukewarm in my hands, staring at a stack of bills that looks to be breeding and multiplying when I'm not watching.
Rent.
Overdue notices.
My lease sitting on the table where I left it after pretending to go over the numbers, looking like a knife printed on nice paper about to cut a carotid.
All the places I signed might as well be little X's on a treasure map that ends in: and then you drown in debt!
Hooray!
A polite little email from my "boss" about how he won't be able to pay me if he wants to pay everyone else, what a fucking joke.
A text from my sister and aunt I still haven't opened because I already know it ends with you're an adult now and we can't help you.
I've been helping myself just fine.
It's just that everyone else chose to watch me sink.
My chest doesn't feel tight in the dramatic tragedy way.
It just feels tired.
Heavy, something akin to wet cement poured where lungs are supposed to go.
Heavy in that way where you're not sure if it's anxiety or acid reflux or the faint possibility that your heart is finally taking the hint and filing for divorce.
It doesn't feel like wanting to die.
It feels like wanting it to stop.
Five minutes.
One breath where I'm not bracing for impact.
One night where tomorrow can't sneak in with its teeth bared.
The apartment doesn't help.
Too-bright LED bulb buzzing above the sink. Peeling laminate countertop. The ghost of someone else's cooking oil ground into the corners.
A fridge that hums like it's trying to vibrate and break the bounds of reality itself and clip through the floor and into the neighbor's ceiling.
Now wouldn't that be funny?
I should be planning.
Writing something.
Calling someone.
Doing literally anything that isn't spiraling.
Instead I'm sitting cross-legged on the tile in an old t-shirt and sweatpants, cup cupped between my palms, watching the tea bag bloat like a corpse.
The mug says World's Okayest Brother. In Turkish. I bought it as a joke because I haven't gotten anything for my birthday in the last… 9 years, not even a single fucking message from my family, I remember theirs just fine but when it comes to me? It's like I've suddenly stopped existing.
The mug aged poorly.
On the counter next to me is a tiny brown glass vial, the kind you'd expect to see essential oils in.
It's got a crappy white label with my own handwriting on it from months back, when I still thought this was funny.
IOCAINE – DO NOT TOUCH / SMELL / TASTE
A Princess Bride joke. Odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid. Ha ha. Very cute.
It's a custom blend from some shady "herbal research" shop online that promised it would "stop everything eventually." Probably thallium sulfate or something adjacent that'll do its job whether I deserve it or not.
I didn't want to know how.
Just needed something that wouldn't be messy and wouldn't give the neighbors a horror story for the rest of their lives.
Half an hour ago, I peeled the label off and stuck it under the fridge so nobody would have to see the punchline, twisted the cap, and tapped a little of the fine white powder into the tea.
No smell.
No taste.
That was the point.
I stirred it until it was gone.
Until it looked like normal tea, just over-steeped and bitter.
I take another sip.
It's bitter, over-steeped… and the back of my tongue tingles in a way that isn't from the tannins.
Of course I couldn't even get that right.
"I'm so tired," I tell nobody. "So fucking tired."
Not in the I should go to bed earlier way.
More in the there's something heavy on my chest that never moves way.
Work, rent, noise, the constant worry of what if tomorrow is worse and I can't keep up. Over and over again.
A life built from almost.
Almost paid on time.
Almost slept.
Almost did better.
The thought doesn't quite hit the same way a big decision does.
There's no dramatic swell, no panic, no sudden clarity that feels like it belongs to someone braver.
One moment I'm thinking: I can't live like this.
The next, the thought completes itself:
So don't.
Shockingly simple.
Weirdly calm.
It's as if a door in my head quietly unlocked when every other one was locked.
My heart is a locked door too, come to think of it.
And there's a sign on it, printed in clean, polite letters:
DO NOT DISTURB.
MAINTENANCE ONGOING.
PLEASE CONTACT NOBODY.
I don't write a note. I don't think I have anything to say that isn't already obvious. I don't want to drag this out, either.
So I drain the rest of the mug in three long gulps, because a lifetime of reading books and watching movies has taught me that poison is supposed to be decisive and if taken wrong, can lead to fates worse than… well whatever's coming next and I do not want to slow it down any more than I have to.
No sirree, no thank you.
I set the cup down carefully so I don't knock it over and make a mess for the future me that doesn't exist.
I look at the kitchen knife block.
At the cupboard with the cleaning supplies.
At the tiny balcony door and the drop beyond it.
At the shotgun I 'inherited' from dear old pops.
There were other options.
Too many, really.
Too bad this one is already in my stomach, quietly ticking down.
Hope I don't smell like teen spirit once this is over, god I feel sorry for the coroners.
My skin feels numb.
Not cold, not hot.
My body has backed up three steps and is watching from the doorway to see what I do next.
The room hums. The fridge, the bulb, the faint rumble of traffic outside. My heartbeat somewhere under it all, steadily losing its beat, distant like a song from another apartment.
A stray cat yowls outside, somewhere down the block. Thin and annoyed, the way cats always sound like the world owes them money.
I almost laugh.
Even the cat knows the vibe.
The same part of my brain that used to triple-check expiry dates notes, vaguely, that if the powder was fake then all I've done is give myself stomach cramps and humiliation.
If it wasn't…
I'm so focused on the inside of my head that it takes me a second to notice when the outside of the world goes wrong.
The light changes.
Not metaphorically.
The bulb over the sink doesn't flicker. It… smears, like someone dragged a thumb through wet paint.
Edges blur.
The shadow of the cupboard stretches too far across the wall, like it's trying to climb down and leave.
"Great," I mutter. "Now I'm having a stroke. Perfect timing, brain. Couldn't have done this earlier, huh? Had to wait until I drank literal poison."
The hum of the fridge drops an octave, then three.
My stomach tilts. The air feels thick and stretchy, like the whole kitchen is made of rubber being pulled in every direction at once.
My tea cup, empty, absolutely empty, slides half an inch toward me without actually moving.
I open my eyes fully, heart slamming back into focus.
Thank you, adrenaline.
Very cool.
Very late.
The walls are too far away. The ceiling is too low. The whole kitchen looks like someone zoomed the camera out and forgot to keep the furniture in proportion.
For a second, there's text hanging in the corner of my vision, crisp and white against the smearing room.
Not a hallucination so much as my thoughts coming to life as graffiti in my rented shitty apartment.
—
I just wish it would stop.
I wish… no one would die unnecessarily.
I wish I could be happy.
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—
I blink, and it's gone.
"What in the everloving fu—"
The floor stops being a floor.
There's no dramatic cracking, no sinkhole opening up. Just a split second where tile and grout and gravity make eye contact with me and collectively decide:
Actually, no.
Light bends.
The world stretches. Rubber, taffy, prayer.
And then there isn't a kitchen anymore at all.
There's just vertigo.
The light goes white, then sideways. Air turns cold and thin, like somebody opened a plane door at thirty thousand feet and forgot to warn me.
I don't fall so much as get misplaced.
One moment there's tile under me.
The next I'm hearing a knife on a wineglass, then many wineglasses, then it all stops.
A simple melody, like the universe is tapping a fork against its own teeth.
And then.
Asphalt.
I hit shoulder-first and the pain is sharp and immediate and very, very real. The breath punches out of me in a grunt that's half swear, half dying walrus.
Ozone. Smoke. Hot metal.
A chorus of people screaming.
"—Siberian sighted, I repeat—"
"—foam unit's down, we need—"
"—oh God, oh fuck oh shit oh God—"
I push to hands and knees, coughing dust into my mouth.
The sky is glitter.
Not stars.
Shards.
Glass sketching elegant parabolas overhead, shrieking like gulls. It should be erasing my face. It should be turning my eyes into soup and my skin into an abstract painting.
It chooses not to.
It tattoos the asphalt around my palms in a perfect oval, like a boundary line drawn by a bored teacher, then sweeps on like a crowd parting and pretending it meant to.
That word burrows in, uninvited.
Chooses.
The glass chooses.
The floor chose.
Gravity chose.
Even the air feels like it's waiting to see what it should be.
On a wrecked SUV, a woman in a dress of a million razors sings the city into dust.
Hair black. Light bending on her like it's proud to help.
I don't know her.
The name arrives anyway, already filed away in some part of me that shouldn't exist yet, like the smell of rain before clouds.
Shatterbird.
She inhales.
Windows implode.
The street exhales people like a noxious gas.
The glass curves around me again, close enough that I feel the wind of it, close enough that I flinch, and it still doesn't cut.
Not because it can't.
Because it won't.
Because something in the world has decided I'm not allowed to die in the obvious way tonight.
"I don't-" I choke, throat raw with dust and detergent-aftertaste that hasn't hit yet. "I don't want this."
My voice is tiny against the screaming, against the sirens, against the crackle of fires and the wet thunder.
The world stutters.
Across the intersection, PRT troopers wrestle a foam cannon out of a van crumpled like a can. Silver scrapes the air, three neat arcs in one breath, carving lines through paint like punctuation.
The man throwing them steps into view with a smile he uses as a stage light.
Jack Slash.
Another name that feels like it's been waiting in my head for years, tucked behind "cup" and "door" and "you're screwed."
"New face," he calls, casual, like we arrived at the same party for different reasons. "Always nice when the city sends entertainment."
He flicks his wrist.
The knife crosses the street on a wire-guided curve meant for my throat, beautiful in the way a guillotine is beautiful if you're not underneath it.
Halfway there, the wire snaps.
Not from force. Not from skill. Not because Jack made a mistake.
Because a battered stop sign catches it at exactly the wrong angle, at exactly the right time, like the universe reached out with two fingers and pinched.
Metal twangs. The blade jerks. It kisses a hydrant's red valve.
The hydrant sneezes its cap straight into Jack's eyebrow.
He staggers, one hand flying up as blood sheets down his face, and then he laughs because of course he does. Because some people treat pain like applause.
"Cute! Really cute!" someone chirps.
She's small. Blonde. Boots stained dark at the seams. Her smile looks like it was drawn on with a knife.
Bonesaw.
Something scuttles beside her, a metal spider with hypodermics like a crown.
It crouches, picks me as a target, and springs…
…directly into a windshield wiper on the ruined SUV.
One leg catches. One in a thousand. It pinwheels, slams full-body into a discarded propane canister, and one of its own needles punches clean through the valve.
Gas hisses.
No explosion. Just a wheeze. Enough pressure to launch the canister like a cheap rocket.
It taps Burnscar's ankle.
Fire blooms the color of regret. She laughs, kicks it, and the kick is a careless thing that sends flame into a puddle of gas. The flame lifts like a curtain, then backdrafts with greedy enthusiasm toward Shatterbird's stage.
Shatterbird's song cracks on the inhale. Half a second flat.
The glass drops out of the sky.
Thousands of knives, none where I am, powder themselves against hood and curb and foam as the troopers finally rip the cannon free and the arc, because why not, chooses Shatterbird's ankles.
She topples into beige snow. The song dies like a yanked plug.
Silence slaps.
"Cute," Jack says through blood and foam, measuring me for a suit with his eyes. "Stranger? Thinker? Come closer. I'll edit you into a better story."
A rule pads into view on soft feet.
Siberian.
Stripes like wet ink.
Eyes like lamps in deep water.
Not a tiger.
Not a woman.
A moving commandment: Thou shalt not.
She looks at me and certainty arrives: now.
Something behind her yanks. Hatchet Face barrels out of an alley, axe tattoo, lumbering mean, and trips on a coil of cable the exact second a sagging streetlight decides to surrender.
The lamp falls.
He flinches right.
Siberian steps left, dismissing him as beneath her attention.
And Hatchet Face's null field brushes a man in a doorway.
A man no one should notice.
A man who matters only because she exists.
He goes blank. Not dead. Off.
The projection flickers. Stripes smear. For a heartbeat, Siberian is only a human outline in rain.
A trooper, hands shaking so hard his rifle patters his vest, squeezes a trigger on reflex.
The bullet doesn't curve.
It chooses competence and lands where a heart would be.
The outline falls.
Siberian ceases like a lamp finally switched off years late.
The sidewalk contains an emptiness the brain refuses to parse, then refuses to keep refusing.
Something in the crowd breaks. Not a cheer. Not a sob.
Relief without any dignity.
Jack's smile loses a tooth. "Well," he says mildly, like reading a recipe, "that's not ideal."
Mannequin skitters down a glassless façade, monofilaments whispering. He whips a line meant to harvest a throat clean as a line break…
…and discovers he loves civic infrastructure more than murder.
The filament loops a steel parking meter. The meter snaps, arcs back like a lazy comet, tattoos his ceramic dome.
He staggers, a metal bowl hit with a spoon.
Crawler arrives because of course he does, ruin with legs, teeth like stalagmites that got impatient. He bellows chemistry and leaps, claws out, mouth a foundry…
…and a city bus that's been parked forever, abandoned like a forgotten dream at a fire alarm drill, decides its parking brake is vintage and unreliable.
It rolls.
It does not crush me.
It crushes Crawler's back paw with a wet cork-pop.
He slams short, face-first into a tidy stack of road cones. He inhales one. The next breath is an argument.
He coughs the cone in two pieces and half his tongue.
The tongue wriggles like a wounded eel.
He bites down and swallows it, furious at biology for playing along.
"Hatchet!" Jack snaps, blood-teeth grin. "Cut it off him!"
Hatchet Face lurches upright, curses, sprints for me and the bus. He swings a nothing-axe. Powers die close to him. He is a walking no.
He plants one foot on a child's plastic skateboard.
It shouldn't be here.
It is here.
He goes horizontal, windmilling, and headbutts a mailbox with the enthusiasm of a malfunctioning carnival ride.
A crack is heard, something breaks.
He does not get up.
Bonesaw's eyes are saucers. She bounces on her toes. "He's a present! Jack, can I have him? He's doing it without touching anything. That's special. That's new. That means we can be a—"
A foam canister rolls off the SUV, taps the curb, and winks open in her face.
Beige blizzard.
She trips on Shatterbird's heel and sits down hard, blink-blinking like an owl that ordered the wrong weather.
The street is a diagram of accidents.
I still haven't moved.
My hands press into the oval the glass avoided. Thin blood on my knuckles, mine from the fall.
Lungs are bass drums. Heart a rabbit.
I look at Jack. He looks back, knife in hand, blood easing down his cheek, expression thoughtful around the edges.
We meet in the middle: this is not fair.
"Who are you?" he asks, almost gentle. The knives in his voice take the day off.
"I don't—" I start.
I want to say I don't know.
I don't know why I'm here, where here is.
I don't know what's happening, I didn't ask for this.
Please stop.
What comes out is: "For once. Please."
Please.
The world tilts like a pinball table nudged by someone who knows exactly when forgiveness resets.
A siren coughs itself silent as an armored truck fishtails, overcorrects, fishtails harder.
It kisses Jack's hip and scoops him into a laundromat.
He tumbles through wire baskets, detonates a tower of detergent, emerges blinking, knives suddenly far away.
The automatic door decides bravery is its brand and clamps his ankle.
He yanks.
It holds.
It should not.
It does.
"Move in! Move in now!" someone on the PRT line yells, equal parts awe and terror braided tight.
Foam cannons cough. Zip ties whisper.
The black-clad wave pours past me like a river around a rock architecture refuses to move.
Burnscar flings a wall of fire at the advance.
Halfway across the street the flame gets bored and veers toward a ruptured gas main with puppy enthusiasm.
The explosion goes the other way.
The shockwave takes out a billboard for a law firm: CALL US AFTER ANY ACCIDENT, and the steel mockup gavel drops to pin Crawler's shoulder like a butterfly in a case.
He evolves a counter.
It tangles in the chain and becomes a new problem.
He howls, insulted by metallurgy.
Mannequin decides to flee.
His neatly looped ankle cable chooses passion, knots itself around a wheel stop, and yanks him into a bench, the only issue is that his head somehow has come off when he was yakned.
The sound his body makes is a kitchen drawer catching on a warped plank.
Someone sucks air between their teeth, I can't tell who it is. "What are you?"
I don't answer. Not dramatic. Honest.
I don't know.
"Help," I say instead, to nobody in particular.
A god.
A city.
Myself.
The answer is logistics.
A Protectorate cape, tall, visor, voice modulated, steps into my shrinking circle of quiet. Moves like someone trained to hold a line on a bad day.
"Hands," they say, calm. "Let's keep this outcome going."
"I didn't do anything," I tell them, voice thin and weird in my skull.
"Doesn't matter at the moment, you are an unknown, simply keep doing nothing."
Behind them, a tech with a ponytail barks into a radio: "Possible Stranger-Trump. Thinker interference. Precog noise. He's… no, we don't have a read. He's not actively hostile."
I laugh once, the kind you do into a pillow when you have no fucking clue what's going on.
I stand.
The oval expands to accommodate my feet, like the city politely pulls broken bits out from under me.
I sway.
The cape catches my elbow without looking like they did.
We move behind the foam line.
Everything wants to accommodate this.
Jack frees one hand and paints a smile on his detergent mask. "We'll meet again," he calls, like to a favorite bar across town. "Fate likes me."
The automatic door tightens its grip.
"Not today, you sociopathic shitstain." the visor says.
Things calm in fast motion.
Shatterbird doesn't sing for once.
Bonesaw inhales foam and pitches an annoyed aria only dogs and spite can hear.
Crawler chews and gets a mouthful of legal disclaimer.
Civilians huddle behind makeshift barricades, filming with hands that shake hard enough to make memory tremble later.
Somewhere a stroller wheel chooses not to catch on a board seam.
Somewhere a loose manhole cover lies back down like it remembered its job.
A medic taps my shoulder. "You hurt?"
"Just in principle and emotionally."
"Welcome to the club," she says, and runs.
I sit on the curb.
My hands rest in my lap like they belong to someone who didn't fall out of a kitchen into a massacre.
The cape crouches beside me, visor reflecting me back as a smear.
"Name?" they ask.
I almost say ***.
I don't.
In my head, a flock of birds takes off all at once: don't commit.
"I don't have one," I say.
True in ways they can't parse.
Because I don't have a superhero name, I don't know where I am, I don't know what I'm doing and I sure as shit am not going to decide on any of those right now.
"Alright," they say, like we agreed. "For paperwork, 'Unknown Parahuman.' For the moment: you're safe."
Safe.
The thing in me, though I don't have the word for it yet, purrs like a starved cat that has decided to live anyway.
Probability rolls over for a belly rub.
"I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt," I say, because the human outline falling like a cutout is living behind my teeth.
"You mean besides the Nine?" the cape asks dryly. Medics wheel past with a stretcher that somehow doesn't catch on debris. "You saved a lot of people."
I look at lanes of accident-that-weren't.
Where the glass didn't.
The bus that did.
The lamppost that chose.
Knives that lost interest.
A man behind a monster who stopped being special at the exact wrong time and the exact right one.
"Did I?" I ask.
They don't lie. Their gaze flicks to tarps. To scorch. To the bouncing red of an ambulance tail light.
"You did, and you should be proud of that, you complicated the ledger," they say. "In our favor for once."
There's somehow detergent in my mouth.
I swallow.
The taste is humiliation and relief and survival stapled together.
From the laundromat, Jack laughs, muffled. "You shine bright, stranger. Keep it up. We'll carve you into a better story yet."
The door finally relents. It slides open.
Three troopers with too much adrenaline and not enough narrative distance dogpile him.
The door tries to help and closes on all of them, politely.
The cape touches my shoulder once.
"We're taking you in," they say. "Not as a prisoner, so you don't have to worry about that but this is standard procedure we do when we have a new variable to understand before the next crisis, essentially we're pulling the 'you're valuable and we don't want to lose you, please stay' card."
I should run.
Every story says run.
But the street is made of decisions I didn't make and all of them bent kindly, and refusing kindness feels like spitting in a well.
"Okay," I say.
We walk.
Broken teeth in the road don't snag my shoes.
Sirens harmonize.
Stretcher wheels don't lock.
Foam doesn't slump into my path.
A thousand little things add up to: you live.
I want, badly, to be angry about that. To insist on my right to be done.
The world clears its throat and, gently, does not care.
Later, under fluorescents with coffee that chooses not to spill and forms that line up without creasing, someone says words like they're trying to turn fear into a filing system:
Stranger. Trump. Thinker. Luck.
Causality.
Pathing noise.
Precog invalidation?
Somebody mentions Contessa like it's a weather pattern and not a person, and the room goes a little tighter around the edges.
A TV chyron crawls: S9 NEUTRALIZED IN AUSTIN, BY ACCIDENT?
Later, the mirror shows a man who got away with something he didn't do.
"Name?" they ask again, pens ready.
I think of the feeling right before the glass decided to be confetti instead of knives: that hollow, weightless drop.
A prayer without a god.
"Deadman," I say finally, because it tastes like what happened, feels temporary, and is cleaner than the truth: the world decided I matter.
They write it down.
The letters don't smudge.
Outside, a lamppost decides it preferred being upright after all, and stands.
The sound blends into traffic, which chooses, for once, to be merciful.
and stands. The sound blends into traffic, which chooses-for once-to be merciful.
Fluorescents hum like gnats. The hallway smells like scrubbed coffee and wet nylon. Someone mopped; the floor chooses not to be slick under my shoes just so I wouldn't slip and crack my head open.
They walk me past doors with square windows. Every blind decides to be closed. The trooper on my left keeps two steps back like I'm politely radioactive. The one on my right carries a foam-speckled helmet; blue tape around his bicep reads MASTER / STRANGER PROTOCOL in tidy block letters, the handwriting of a person who thinks lists can fuck over chaos.
"Not an interrogation," says the visor from the street as we stop at a door - calm voice, practiced to be contagious in a good way. "Intake only. You can end it whenever. We keep to the Unwritten Rules: no identity push, no revealing questions unless you're comfortable with them, no unmasking."
The door opens before anyone touches it. It just… anticipates. Neat. We're already aligned on outcomes.
Inside: a table; four chairs; a pitcher of water that will not spill; a recording unit with a tiny red light that refuses to blink for drama. Two mirrors. Observation, not a threat. Wallpaper is beige in the way institutions think is soothing. It's not. The ceiling vent purrs like a cat whose union is strong.
Three people wait:
Field lead in plainclothes, short hair, posture that says I've held perimeters that didn't want to be held. Badge reads REEVE.
Agent in a rolled-sleeve suit, eyes soft the way people get when they watch more than they speak. LOPEZ on the lanyard.
Doctor with a neat bun and an uncapped pen over legal pad. Psychology, not scrubs. DR. CHEN.
They stand just enough to be respectful. No hands offered. We all politely ignore the matching blue tape on their sleeves, because theater matters.
"Water?" Lopez asks.
The pitcher pours itself cleanly. No splash. Surface tension does ballet. My hand does not shake. (It wants to.)
Reeve taps the recorder. "PRT, Department Eleven, Austin," they say for the tape. "Time 21:34. Present: Captain Reeve, Agent Lopez, Dr. Chen. Subject self-presented after S9 engagement, classification pending. Do you consent to being recorded?"
"Yes." The mic has manners; it does not squeal or die.
"We'll use a working name unless you prefer none," Lopez says, patient. "Needed for forms and incident reports."
"Deadman," I say, before I can talk myself out of it. It tastes like the truth and an alias had a petty child.
Makes me seem like the opposite of Voldemort, one of us was running from Death while I was the one chasing it.
Dr. Chen's pen pauses the length of a breath. Reeve's mouth twitches like they just tasted pocket-change. Lopez doesn't flinch; she writes it down.
"Noted," Reeve says. "You can change it any time, unless the Public gets a whiff of it of course. You don't owe us a rationale. PR will flag it as… challenging."
"I'm not PR." It comes out tired, not cruel.
"Understood."
A thin blue bracelet sits centered on the table - the kind of hospital plastic that remembers every wrist it's touched. Reeve nudges it over with two fingers. "Voluntary. It signals consent to baseline Master/Stranger protocols - mirrored room, continuity checks, consent phrases, and no approaching from behind. Say no and we work around it."
It doesn't jump onto my wrist. It waits, like a dog that knows sit. I clip it on. Light. Ridiculous. Calming anyway. Rules make the floor steadier.
"Thanks," Lopez says. "If anything's out of bounds, say yellow and we reframe. Red and we stop."
"Okay."
"Basics," Reeve says, opening their hands to show no knives. "In your words, what were you doing there?"
Tea going cold. Rent like a tide. The kitchen bulb smearing into a thumbprint and the floor giving up. I pick words that won't break me open. "I was home. Then I wasn't. I fell through my floor. The glass missed. The rest followed."
"Did you go looking for the Nine?"
"No." Too small a word for how absurd that would be. "I didn't know who they were. I know now."
Lopez glances at Dr. Chen—tiny, rehearsed pause. "Local to Austin?"
"Not local," I say. The room chooses not to pull for more. "Not from the States."
"That's sufficient," Reeve says, quick as a door closing before a draft catches it. Unwritten Rule honored. "Anything about your background stays on this side of the mask unless you say otherwise."
Dr. Chen's pen makes small, sympathetic noises. "Brief mental-health screen," she says, warm, professional. "You can pass on anything. This is for support, not gatekeeping."
"Okay."
"Before today, thoughts of harming yourself?"
I look at the blue band. At my hands, alive and embarrassing. "Yes."
"Current intent?"
The air shifts - feather-light - like the building leaned in. I picture stepping off something high. The image fizzles like a match in rain. "There's… something in the way now, in the back of my mind gnawing at me every time I even think about it," I say. "Even if I tried, I don't think it would take."
"Resources off the record?" Dr. Chen asks. She does not try to patch a hole with a slogan. That helps more than it should.
"Maybe later," I say. The room puts later on a shelf without dropping it.
Reeve steers us back into the lane. "Continuity check. Please repeat: 'My name for the purposes of this intake is Deadman. I am answering voluntarily. I believe my thoughts are my own.'"
I repeat. The recorder doesn't burp. No lips move behind the mirror. The vent keeps purring.
"Thank you," Lopez says. "What do you think your power does?"
"I think the world… tips," I say. "Coin flips lean. Things choose. For me. I don't aim it. I don't want it, and it happens anyway."
"Active or passive?" Reeve.
"Passive, I think. Forcing it makes it worse - sticky. Like pushing a shopping cart with a bad wheel. Or trying to wrestle a grizzly bear made out of chainsaws, it's doable but easier to not do it. If I let go, it corrects."
"Range?"
"Big enough to make a bus move at the wrong time," I say. "Bigger when it's loud."
Lopez's eyes smile a fraction. "Field observations suggest precog interference. We'll verify later - consent-only." She slides a printed sheet across. "Low-risk probes. Yellow or red if anything feels off."
The list is intentionally boring: coin toss, pencil drop, background noise, tablet RNG, clock desync test, a stupid party trick with a paperclip and a cup.
We do them.
The coin flips, decides it misses me, and lands flush against my palm. Heads, heads, tails, heads—then tails the beat Lopez mutters "statistically suspicious." The pencil rolls toward the edge, stops, pivots like it has dignity. The RNG spits digits, hiccups, and produces my birthday. (I did not give them my birthday.) Dr. Chen notes something and doesn't look up.
Reeve taps the table. "Clock test."
Lopez sets her phone and the recorder to the same second. We wait. The recorder tries to drift half a second; it chooses not to. The phone tries to compensate; it fails to be dramatic. The little red light keeps being red.
"Noise," Lopez says, and flips on the building's low-grade hiss: vents, distant wheels, a door alarm that someone should've silenced in 2012. It threatens to die. It doesn't.
"Precog invalidation?" Reeve asks softly.
"I don't know," I say. "If someone like your… 'Contessa' tried, maybe her shoe would break."
Who is Contessa though...?
Reeve's face does not move. Lopez's eyes flick to the mirror and back. Dr. Chen writes cultural reference? and draws a tiny arrow like she's pinning a butterfly.
"Alright," Lopez says. "We'll test with Thinker assets only with your consent."
"Do you intend to register?" Reeve asks, like weather.
"What does that mean for me."
"You operate as 'Deadman' in our jurisdiction with a linked ID, broad classification, and safety notes so our people don't step wrong. It isn't conscription. It's coordination when the city goes to hell - which it will, often."
"And if I don't?"
"You walk," Reeve says. "We still try not to die around you."
Dr. Chen sets her pen down. "Offer stands either way: counselor, off record. Direct contact that bypasses dispatch. A safe place to sleep that isn't under buzzing lights." She studies my face the way you study a map. "When you said 'later,' I heard 'soon.' We can make later easy."
Lopez flips a page on the packet. "The We-Are-Not-Indenturing-You paperwork. Liability waivers you can cross out, contact trees, the aforementioned 'don't-approach-from-behind' checkbox, opt-ins for counseling and housing. Strike anything; we initial the strike. The only non-negotiables: don't doxx, don't compromise active scenes, don't point guns at us or make us point guns at you."
I take the pen. The paper is an obstacle course of acronyms and trauma disguised as policy language. I initial the box that says No Approach From Behind. I initial Continuity Checks Are Not Optional. I cross out Media Availability (Voluntary) and feel Lopez's secret approval from across the table.
"Personal red lines?" Reeve asks. "What won't you do."
"Killing unless I have to," I say. The memory of a human outline, then nothing, sits behind my teeth like an unasked question. "No doxxing. Don't drag minors into it. Don't… break people for entertainment."
"Noted," Reeve says, meaning it like an engineer means numbers. "Asks of us?"
"Don't make me be a hero," I say before I can dress it in nicer clothes. "If I show up, it's because I couldn't not."
Lopez meets my eyes. "That's how most of the good ones start," she says. "Not a speech. A flinch toward the fire."
The door clicks and opens itself. A trooper leans in, apologetic, radio crackling. "Cap, Dispatch wants a working name for the release."
"Deadman," Reeve says, checking my nod. The nod holds.
The trooper grimaces. "PR asks if we can… soften that."
Lopez smiles without her mouth. "Tell PR this is the name on the consent band of the person who stopped the Nine from making tonight worse. PR can soften their coffee."
The trooper chokes on a laugh and vanishes. The door closes with library manners.
"Follow-ups," Reeve says, tone turning operational. "Controlled testing tomorrow. Stand near machines; we see if they behave. No live fire. No gotchas. You want out after? You go. You want in? We brief you proper."
"I don't sleep well," I say. Confession. Warning.
"We have earplugs," Lopez says. "White-noise machines. A truly cursed cat-gif folder for morale."
Dr. Chen tries not to smile and fails, exactly once. It makes the room feel less beige.
Reeve's handset buzzes. They listen. Their face stays neutral. "Jack Slash in custody. Mannequin and Crawler contained. Bonesaw secured—biohazard protocols. Shatterbird foam-stabilized. Cherish pinned and complaining."
"Pinned?" Lopez lifts an eyebrow.
"Lamppost," Reeve says, and then, to me, with a look like unexpected refund at the bottom of a bag: "You did good."
"I tripped," I say.
"Keep tripping in that direction," Lopez says.
Dr. Chen slides a small card toward me. No logo. No title. Just a number and a name: Maya. "That rings a phone no one else answers," she says. "If you call, I meet you somewhere with windows."
I pocket the card. The pocket decides to do its job and not spawn a hole tonight.
A knock. The door opens again - this time it's a woman in matte armorweave with a grin that says I have fifteen fires and none of them scare me. Velcro name patch like a dare: HOYDEN.
"Congrats," she says to me, voice pitched for a parade-ground that isn't here. "Captain Hoyden, Wards. I'm your onboarding gremlin until Reeve steals you back. If you play hero ball, I will make paperwork your afterlife."
"That line getting laminated?" I ask.
"Already on mugs," she says. "Mugs stuck to the shelf. Don't ask." She jerks her thumb hall-ward. "I'll show you the cot and lie about the food."
"Finish with us first," Reeve says, unbothered. "Two more boxes."
Lopez flips to Safety & Unwritten Rules. We go down the list:
No touching the mask - literally or metaphorically.
No identity push - no names, no accents as weapons, no "where are you really from."
Continuity checks before, during, after scenes - say your name, your intent, a detail only you'd know (today's: what color tape is on your wrist).
No 'hero tax.' If I say yellow, they pivot; if I say red, they pull me - no debate on radio.
Media goes through PR or not at all; I'm not a quote machine.
Do not let my field be the only plan. The plan comes first. I'm a force multiplier, not a miracle.
"Questions?" Reeve asks.
"Two," I say. "What happens if a Thinker tries to path me into a choice I don't want."
"Then their path trips on its own shoelaces," Lopez says. "And we still listen to what you actually say, not what the path predicted you'd say."
"And what happens if I try not to be here anymore."
The room takes a breath at the same time. Dr. Chen answers, not gentle, not harsh. "Then we make sure nothing about that attempt belongs to your power. You do not die because the world misfiled a memo. Not tonight. Not while you're in our building."
I nod like that's a contract and not triage for my soul.
Reeve stands. "That's intake. If you want to walk, we won't follow. If you stay, Hoyden gives you a keycard and a door that locks. Tomorrow, Bay B, 0900. Tonight, food that's technically food and legally warm."
"I didn't do any of this for—" I stop. I didn't do it for anything. The world just refused to let me fall through it.
"I know," Reeve says.
Hoyden runs me through a tour that's more choreography than walking. She points at doors; doors cooperate.
"Locker," she says, and the keypad accepts 1-1-1-1 because it's too tired to argue. "You'll get a real code later."
"Caf," she says, and a line of crockpots resolves into edible. There's chili, which should be illegal in this humidity, and rice that isn't crunchy. A microwave decides to spin instead of performing a static art piece. She loads a tray with the confidence of someone who has fought worse than food poisoning.
"Showers," she says, and the hot tap weirdly decides to be honest. She points at a bin of towels. "You want the ones that look rough. The soft ones are lying."
"Gym," she says, and a treadmill picks today to stop lurching. "If you sprint, someone will come in and tell you not to. We prefer our capes not to shake screws loose."
"Med," she says, and nods at a nurse whose exhaustion has leveled up into serenity. The nurse nods back like two ships agreeing to meet later and complain.
"Bunks," she says at last, ushering me into a room of steel frames and folded blankets. "Pick one without a dent. If it squeaks, pick a different one."
I sit. The cot chooses not to protest. The blanket chooses to weigh more than it looks. The pillow chooses to be enough.
"Couple ground rules," Hoyden says from the doorway, counting on her fingers. "Don't eat anything in the fridge without a date on it unless you like botulism. If you cry in the shower, you put your forehead against the tile so you don't concuss yourself. If PR asks you to smile, you call Lopez first. If you can't sleep, we have a cat-gif folder. If that fails, we have Dr. Chen."
"What's the policy on… names?" I ask, surprising myself. The word tastes like a bruise.
"Yours or other people's?"
"Both."
"Yours is yours. You can change it. Other people's are theirs. You don't ask. You wait to be told." She flicks a look at my band. "The blue thing says 'we respect the line.' You need it, you keep it."
We listen to the building breathe. Somewhere down the hall a vending machine decides against theft and gives two bags of chips for one. Somebody swears softly and then thanks it. The sound carries like a prayer and a punchline.
"Tomorrow," Hoyden says, halfway out the door, "we're doing sandbox testing. No guns. No knives. A drone, some RC cars, a hoop you're not allowed to mock when it collapses. If you feel the field getting sticky - yellow. If it goes evil - red."
"Got it."
She pauses. "You can hate existing and still be good at it," she says. "I recommend the second part while you work on the first."
She leaves. The door doesn't slam. It closes itself like a librarian tidying a shelf.
Sleep and I negotiate.
The room smells like bleach and the ghosts of a thousand interrupted naps. Somewhere, someone snores with the moral authority of a diesel engine. The air vent purrs. I stare at the ceiling and wait for it to fall. It chooses not to.
I am not triumphant. I am… held at the edges. The universe has cupped its hands and said stay.
I hate that.
I accept it.
My phone—loaner, locked to a PRT network that assumes you're a well-behaved adult—lights up once: a number I don't recognize yet labeled Maya (Chen) with a single-line text: Tomorrow is a day. You don't have to go through it alone.
I don't answer. I read it until the screen times out. The phone decides against slipping off the crate I'm using for a nightstand.
In the next bunk over, somebody's radio whispers a news crawl: S9 NEUTRALIZED IN AUSTIN - BY...ACCIDENT? The question mark is doing more work than it thinks.
I set the blue band on the crate. I keep the card in my pocket. I slide down under the heavy blanket and try the word on my tongue.
"Deadman," I say into the dark, testing it. It sits like a dare and a temporary password. Maybe not forever. Maybe just until I'm ready to pick something that isn't a threat.
The lights choose not to flicker. The vent keeps purring. Sleep arrives on purpose.
Morning is fluorescent again.
Coffee that should taste like punishment tastes like coffee. A toaster that likes burning decides to play nice. The commissary lady—Rae, per the sharpie on her apron—slides me a banana even though I didn't pay for a banana. "You're the door boy," she says, as if she's granting me citizenship. "Doors like you. That's handy."
"Handy's my vertical," I tell her. She snorts. The toaster does not jam.
Lopez appears with a keycard with a green triangle sticker. "Door for your locker. Door for your bunk. Door for the idea of sleeping again." She drops a folded paper on the table beside my tray: INTAKE SUMMARY - DEADMAN in a careful font. Bullet points: Thinker/Trump (provisional) with passive Breaker/Shaker halo; field biases probability toward subject; scales with stress; precog interference probable; collateral via indirect rerouting; ethical guardrails recommended.
"Great," I say. "I'm an OSHA bulletin."
"An OSHA bulletin that brings donuts to meetings," Lopez says. "Tomorrow, Reeve wants you five minutes early so they can pretend we're a punctual organization."
"Is this where I sign away my soul?"
"We prefer lease to own," she says. "Month to month. Cancel anytime. No cancellation fee."
"Trial period?"
"You already started it," she says, and the look she gives me is fond and a little tired, the look you give a device that does what it says on the box but you still can't believe it exists.
Dr. Chen waves as she passes the commissary, a paper cup in each hand, the smile of someone who's learned not to waste smiles. "Thursday at three," she says. "If you want sooner, text Maya. I'm not a cape there."
"I might," I say.
"You don't owe me poetry," she answers. "Just show up. The chair won't bite."
Reeve intercepts me in the hall with a packet and a pen. "Two signatures we forgot," they say, wry. "One says we won't use you as bait. The other says if we accidentally do, you get to be mad at us in writing and not in court."
I sign. The ink doesn't smear. The paper doesn't tear. The building does not fall down.
"Welcome aboard," Reeve says, like we're joining a ship, which - if you squint at it - we are.
I look at the blue band. At the keycard with the triangle. At the door that's going to open when I get to it because we've already agreed on that.
I didn't choose to live. The world made it a policy.
For now, I'll be the compliance function.