"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. But first things first viewers, let me now inform you all that most of this chapter is going to be sort of pertaining to me and Revy with regard to what went on back when we were in Chinatown a couple of chapters back. So in other words viewers, a good portion of this current chapter, is going to be a flashback oriented chapter. Now then viewers with that now having been said, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
Date: April 16, 2006
Okay, so getting back into what had gone on at the tail end of the previous chapter. Which was that an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had proceeded to suddenly wash over me and Revy. And like the previous time that this had happened, it has once again proceeded to blind me and Revy.
But then, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. And it was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be in what was clearly a hallway inside some school. And once again like last time, to make our situation just that much more interesting...
"Okay, where the heck are we now?! Hey Catherine, I'm still waiting for you to give me and my friends here an explanation on what is going on! So how about you start explaining?!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...
"I was wondering when you were all going to show up. Hello there Revy and Cat, so I take it that..." A currently way too chipper sounding female voice had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, and the rest of her friends with from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for me to then go and speak up, and thus cut the female voice in question off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response in question? Well you see, about that...
"Whoa, okay hold on just a moment here! How on earth do you know who me and Revy are already?! We haven't even gone and introduced ourselves yet! Hey, am I missing something here viewers?! Because how on earth..." I then proceeded to say. Which during me saying my statement, I had also proceeded to briefly turn my attention, along with my eyesight over to my left, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. But then, just after I finished the fourth wall break moment part of my statement...
"Yep you're definitely Catherine 'Cat' Lee. Also Cat if you don't mind, can you perhaps tell the viewers just who it is that you're currently speaking to? Actually scratch that, I will save you the trouble, and I will just introduce myself! And that in mind, hello there viewers! This is the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya here..." The now correctly identified, as well as still way too chipper and hyper Haruhi Suzumiya, had now proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. But, just as Haruhi had proceeded to turn her attention over to her left, in order for her to briefly address the viewers through one of her own fourth wall break moments...
"Hey Haruhi, how about you wait your turn hmm?! Because in case you haven't yet realized, Cat here was still addressing the viewers before you decided to..." Revy had now proceeded to chime in with saying to Haruhi with from out of seemingly nowhere in response. And not surprising in even the slightest bit, Revy was now quite upset and pissed off, that Haruhi had proceeded to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment to begin with. But then...
"Yep you're Revy, there is certainly no denying that!" Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to say over to Revy with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, Haruhi having done this, had gone and cut Revy off midway through her statement over to Haruhi. And also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...
"Hey Ms. Way Too Chipper For Her Own Good?! How about you stop kidding around Baka?!" Aria had now proceeded to say over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, like me and Revy, Aria had also now pretty much lost anything resembling any kind of patience. And to be honest, me and Revy had sort of lost our patience with Haruhi as well.
"And believe me viewers, you would be in a similar way too if you were dealing with Haruhi in this kind of situation! Because in the name of all that is sane, and to be completely honest with you viewers, Haruhi really is one of those characters, who is similar to that of nails on a chalkboard! Wow, that was really corny statement for me to say just then! Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about me rambling just then...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And now viewers, in case you have not yet realized, the annoyance of a female that we are currently dealing with, is one Haruhi Suzumiya from the anime canon timeline, of 'The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya.' Which now brings the number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to seventy-four. Which now only leaves twenty-six more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: July 2, 1986
Okay, so winding the clock back to what had gone on with me and Revy. Albeit that we were still our fourteen year old selves, having both just gone and murdered our drunken father in cold blood inside of our then Chinatown apartment.
And now, with the both of us now knowing all too well, that this now meant that we would be wanted for murder by the New York Police Department, or as a good portion of people in New York City tended to also abbreviated them as, the NYPD. This now meant, that me and Revy now had to essentially take to the streets of The Big Apple. And sort of essentially live off of the land as it were.
"But see viewers, here is the thing about that. Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. Yes me and Revy did have to live out on the streets. And in case you were at all wondering if things were worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986, then they are in the current modern day? The answer by the way viewers is yes, things were far worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986. Think of the plot in the movie The Wild Bunch. You know the movie in which an aging outlaw gang, has to learn to adapt to the changing modern world in the year 1913? And yes viewers, that just so happens to be me and Revy's favorite movie. Well mind you viewers, it is not my favorite movie in real life, but I am sure that you still get what I mean by this reference nonetheless. And viewers as for what went on in the several days or so of me and Revy having to be out on the streets of The Big Apple? Well you see viewers, the trouble is that I am not going to be able to go into much detail about it. Because thanks to Angel Bluebell still wanting to keep these four fanfics as family friendly as possible. I kind of have no choice viewers, but to just say that me and Revy, well we didn't exactly have a very fun time. So let's just leave it at that. Man I don't know about you viewers, but sometimes Angel Bluebell just seems to be really good at getting on my nerves! And I honestly think that Revy is not really fairing any better then I am with trying to tolerate Angel Bluebell either. I mean technically viewers, yes me and Revy still have the powers of both the Dash and Shadow Cards flowing through the both of us. But since Angel Bluebell has quite a lot more magical power then just two Star Cards. Look viewers, the point that I am trying to make here. Is that while Angel Bluebell can sometimes be intolerable to be around. Me and Revy, sort of have to deal with it. Because I don't know about you viewers, but I would rather not want to have Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Li, or anyone else in our alliance wind up turning against us. Just because me and Revy don't agree with how Angel Bluebell does the things that she does. And yes viewers, it is still very frustrating at times, so thanks for asking! But anyway viewers, I think that I have rambled on with this current fourth wall break moment. So what do you say that we finally go ahead and get back to the chapter at hand, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
And so, getting away from my current fourth wall break, and getting back into the chapter. Along with the situation that had developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...
"Okay so for the record Catherine, if I had been in your position. Then I would not have done a flashback like that, but again..." Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to go and say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. And Haruhi would have just kept on talking, if someone did not then proceed to go and speak up, and thus cut Haruhi off midway through her statement over to me. And as for who had decided to go and cut Haruhi off? Well you see about that...
"Hey Little Miss Too Happy For Her Own Good, how about you can it before I go and do it for you?! Because as of right now, you're really starting to get on my very last nerve! Actually you know what..." Revy had now proceeded to go and say quite angrily over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. The only thing was, that just as Revy was about to reach for one of her currently holstered modified Berreta 92FM pistols, she then felt a hand grab her arm. And it was only then, that Revy wound up getting cut off midway through her current anger driven statement over to Haruhi. And as for who had proceeded to go and do this? Well about that...
"Sis, sorry to stop you for the moment. But Haruhi is just not worth the headache. I think that we just need to...Oh come the heck on, again?!" I then proceeded to shout out quite angrily. Because while I was trying to talk Revy down so too speak. I then proceeded to notice an all too familiar looking onrushing wave of bright white light. Which like all of the other previous times, it had now once again proceeded to wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.
And the only thing on my mind at this very same moment, was which anime canon timeline, were me and Revy about to end up in next?
"Well you see viewers, about that. Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, you can read about which timeline that me and Revy will be ending up in, in the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this unfortunately does now mark the end of this chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"