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Chapter 344 - Chapter 344: The Berk, The Pleb, And The Slag!: Enter Rushuna Tendo, The Smiling Senshi! (Part 6)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, how about we get on with the mandatory chapter recap, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: October 15, 2004

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, Wedding Peach, Zachary, Sakura, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Revy, Catherine, Hikaru, Umi, Fuu, KMS Bismarck, and KMS Prinz Eugen, had all ended up in the anime canon timeline, of 'Grenadier: The Beautiful Warrior.'

And this was also after one Roswaal L. Mathers from the anime canon timeline of Re:Zero. Had proceeded to attempt to try and ask me and everyone else that was present a pretty obvious question. But given that similar to those such as Potamos or Petora with the clear and obvious fact that Roswaal L. Mathers also had a sort of verbal tic when he spoke. Unfortunately for him I was way too irritated with having heard him speak whilst doing his absolute best to over pronounce every single vowel that he spoke over to me and everyone else with his statement. And to be honest, I just couldn't stand there and listen to him talk like that. So it was no small wonder that I wound up having another one of my pretty justifiable outbursts.

But with what was now about to happen? Well, it was about to give the phrase 'hellooo nurse,' a whole new meaning.

Anyway, so with all of this now very much in mind, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Well now aren't you just the cutest looking girl with long blue hair! How about I give you a special medical..." A female voice that was completely identical to that of Index, had now proceeded to say from just behind me. And as a clearly obvious and very frightened expression, had then proceeded to quickly find its way onto my face. As it quickly took the place of the tickmark and very angry looking expression, that had found its way onto my face at the tail end of the previous chapter. And as I then proceeded to go and cut the female voice off midway through her statement to me. And as a way for me to also attempt to try and gauge as to whether or not my current hunch was correct as to whether or not Index was truly behind me...

"W-well Index, I don't think that that is really an appropriate statement for you to..." I had then proceeded to try and say to the female voice that had originated from behind me. But unfortunately, and for another case of what was clearly anime styled comedic timing...

"Hey Long Hair, sorry to ruin the suspense for you, but I am over here!" The clear and obvious voice of Index had now proceeded to say over to me in response, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which as an additional way to help compound that this was in fact Index that had just spoken to me from not behind me. Both she and Touma, had only just come onto the current scene. And sure enough, as an additional way to help compound this fact further...

"Uh yeah so I don't mean to sound rude by interrupting here, but is that girl drunk?" The still very much unmistakable voice of Kuroko Shirai, had now proceeded to speak up with. And sure enough, as the frightened expression on my face had now proceeded to further intensify...

"Hey I wzsn't...*hick*...speaking...to you! Or maybe you would also like a me too perform a..." The now clearly drunken and also very slurred sounding speech of the female voice from before, had now proceeded to attempt to try and respond back over to Kuroko Shirai. And then, as the unmistakable and pungent scent of alcohol then proceeded to hit my nostrils...

"A-alright miss, so I think that it is time for you to stop hitting the..." I had then proceeded to say as I also proceeded to turn my attention to behind me. Which was also while I proceeded to turn my entire body around a full one hundred and eighty degrees. Which as I was about to realize, was going to wind up being a very poor choice on my part. 

Because right as I finished turning a full one hundred and eighty degrees to behind me. Both of my light blue eyes, then proceeded to quickly fall upon what was clearly a very large pair of orbs. Both of which were currently behind what was clearly a purple wool type sweater. And as for where these orbs were in regard to my current eye level? Well as it happened, I was staring directly at them, without me having to have moved my eyesight to straight in front of me.

And as for who this female was, as well as what she looked like and the rest of her current attire? Well, apart from her being a very tall buxom young woman with ridiculous curves, and a physique that most pronounced by her humongous orbs. She appeared to have what was clearly waist-length blonde hair, that has several bangs coming down into her face. Which also included two bangs that came down at the sides, and ran all the way down. So that it also framed her face and hazel eyes. And as for her current attire along with the aforementioned purple wool sweater. Which left very little to the imagination. She was also currently a white dress shirt with what appeared to be a brown skirt. And as I then proceeded to take a somewhat short look at her face and its facial features. I realized that an all too familiar looking blush was present on her face. Which had now helped to clue me in on the fact, that Kuroko Shirai's suspicions of her being drunk, were in fact one hundred percent accurate. And this wasn't including the current bottle of what was clearly alcohol, that she was currently holding in her right hand. And then...

"OH COME THE ACTUAL HECK ON! JUST ONCE I WANT TO BE WRONG ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS, JUST ONCE! I MEAN, IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?! CLEARLY IT IS TOO MUCH TO BLOODY ASK FOR! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE TAKING THE LITERAL PISS! YOU MUST BE HAVING A LAUGH?!" I had now proceeded to go and yell quite loudly at the top of my lungs with, from out of seemingly nowhere.

"Okay Bluebell clearly you're not happy again, so I will just go ahead and take over your fourth wall break here. Also hello there viewers, this is Wedding Peach here. And yes viewers, I don't think that I have ever done this by myself before. But how hard can it be?...*Wedding Peach proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Wedding Peach then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Wedding Peach to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers let me now introduce, Shizuka Marikawa from the anime canon timeline of 'Highschool Of The Dead.' And with her inclusion into these four fanfics, this now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics to one hundred and four. But anyway for right now viewers, this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, you can look forward to the action picking right back up again in the next chapter. And so viewers, from me, Angel Bluebell, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*Wedding Peach proceeds to say this, which is while Wedding Peach is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Wedding Peach is also proceeding to do this, in a very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is now over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: October 15, 2004

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which due to what went on at the tail end of the last chapter. It was why Wedding Peach had had to go and take over my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, at the tail end of the last chapter, for what was actually her first time.

And this was also after me, Wedding Peach, Zachary, Sakura, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Revy, Catherine, Hikaru, Umi, Fuu, KMS Bismarck, KMS Prinz Eugen, and as well as Touma, and Index, had all ended up in the anime canon timeline, of 'Grenadier: The Beautiful Warrior.'

And as for the particular reason as to why Wedding Peach had had to take over for me? What with regard to me having been unable to do my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment at the tail end of the previous chapter? Well this was because I had proceeded to have a less then favorable run in, with one Shizuka Marikawa. Who for those who didn't know, was the anime canon timeline of Highschool Of The Dead. And because I had once again gone and blown up with regard to Shizuka now being involved in all of this. This was what had prompted Wedding Peach to take over my fourth wall break, at the tail end of the previous chapter.

But with what was now about to happen? Well, why don't we just get on with the chapter and you can read for yourself. And so, with all of this now very much in mind, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Well actually viewers, there is something that is a bit more important that I feel needs to be addressed first. Also hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I have some amazing news! Jack Doherty...sorry, I mean Jack Dork, has finally been banned from YouTube! Now mind you viewers, Mr. Dork has only had one of his channels banned so far. Which for those of you who don't know which one, it was a channel of his, called 'Jack Doherty Shorts.' And as per YouTube's guidelines for those who don't already know. If you have multiple accounts, which Mr. Dork does in fact happen to have, then all of those other accounts are subject to termination. So in other words viewers, we should be seeing all of Mr. Dorks other YouTube channels getting terminated over the next few days to weeks. And interestingly enough viewers, I really do think that Mr. Dork, can be categorized as being quite the massive berk. Which as it would happen viewers, is one of the words that is present in this particular chapters title. And while we are on the subject viewers, with regard to those who are immense menaces to society, or are just straight up scumbags. Let's not forget about CancerFaker2988, or as he is also known as, Boogie2988. And I just want to congratulate him. As he has actually managed to hit further then rock bottom. And no viewers, I don't mean the place Rock Bottom from a certain cartoon either. I mean at this point viewers, I think that we can categorize CancerFaker2988, as a massive pleb. Which as it would once again happen viewers, is yet another word in this chapters title. And finally viewers, let's not forget, that while Mr. Dork is still the 2nd most hated in real life streamer as of late. We must not forget that Johnny Somali, is still currently facing several decades behind bars in South Korea. And that viewers, is what categorizes Johnny Somali, as a massive slag, among other things of course that I can't say in these fanfics. And the word slag viewers, also just so happens to be one of the words in this chapters title. So you know of 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly' right? Well this is 'The Berk, The Pleb, And The Slag.' Which is actually a sort of nod to 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.' And before I forget viewers, apparently I have heard, that there has been a lot of problems happening over on Twitch. And while I won't go into any of it viewers, as that is not something that is a priority for me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine. I will just say, that none of us condone nor are we even the slightest bit okay, with what has been happening over on Twitch. And if you know just what it is that the four of us are on about viewers, then you know. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So how about we get on with the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so getting away from my current fourth wall break moment, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Wait, who was that light long haired girl just talking to? There isn't even anyone over there!" A currently unrecognizable female voice, had proceeded to go and speak up over to me with, from out of seemingly nowhere. 

And yet, without me even having to turn around to identify who the currently unrecognizable female voice belonged to. I actually already knew who the voice belonged to. 

And as for what she looked as as well as her current attire? Well, she appeared to be a teenager at what appeared to be a slightly below average height of around 5'1." She also appeared to have brown eyes, as well as thick medium brown hair that was at shoulder length. And in one of her bangs, were what appeared to be two yellow hairpins. 

And as for her current attire? Well she appeared to be wearing a school uniform, that appeared to consist of a navy blue blazer, a solid white buttoned shirt under the blazer, a colored light ribbon blue, a light steel blue skirt, black tights, and finally maroon shoes. And sure enough...

"Well viewers, I guess that I really don't need to say who this is now do I? But for those of you who don't yet know who she is. As usual I am going to save you all the trouble of attempting to go and look her up. And yes viewers this is Angel Bluebell here again...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers with that now out of the way, let me now introduce you all, to one Yui Hirasawa from the anime canon timeline of 'K-On!' Yes viewers, you did just read that part right! And with the inclusion of K-On! into these four interconnected fanfics, this now brings the total of different forms of anime and media in these four interconnected fanfics, to one hundred and five. But anyway for right now viewers, this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, you can look forward to the action picking right back up again in the next chapter. And so viewers, with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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