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Chapter 316 - Chapter 316: A Lightning Rod Of Hate!: Welcome To Gintama! (Part 3)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let us now get on with the mandatory chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: April 4, 2006

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, and at least Keiko and Misaka had ended up in one of the very first scenes of the very first episode of the anime canon timeline of Gintama. And this was also after me and Keiko had proceeded to do a little bit of recanting, of the still ever so popular 'He's Mi, And I'm Yu' routine so too speak. Which after a bit of shenanigans so too speak, along with the three of us running into the three main characters of the Gintama anime canon timeline. But with what was still due to happen? Well it was something that was going to wind up testing me, as well as Misaka, Keiko, and everyone of my other allies that were about to be once again present, in regard to our patience.

But anyway, with all of this now having been covered. And with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Sissy, Keiko, there you both are! It is so nice to..." The unmistakable voice of one Kuroko Shirai, had now proceeded to exclaim over to Keiko and Misaka with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, this was then quickly followed, by Kuroko then proceeding to go and leap onto Misaka's back, as well as proceed to wrap her arms around Misaka from behind her. But then...

"Oh my goodness, now those are just quite the cute pair twin tails that you have there! Would you mind if I took a moment to stroke them?" A clearly way too energetic sounding, and yet currently unrecognizable female voice, had now proceeded to say from just over to my right. Which just happened to be right behind where Kuroko had just gone and wrapped both of her arms around Misaka. And then, though quite strangely I might add...

"Okay Ms. Creepy, now how about you do me and Misaka here a favor, and just take a couple of steps back okay? Because not too sound rude..." Keiko had then proceeded to go and attempt to respond back over to the aforementioned female, who had gone and spoken over to Kuroko with, from out of seemingly nowhere, from not even a moment or so prior. But then, Keiko was then cut off midway through her attempted respond back over to the female.

And as for what this female in question looked like? Well, she was clearly an incredibly beautiful young woman with long eyelashes, a clearly large pair of breasts, delicate pink lips, and long slender legs. She also had long straight silver hair that appeared to spread out at the ends, and she also appeared to have sky blue eyes. Her clothing color appeared to be mostly white in color. And finally, she was also wearing what appeared to be a lab coat, that was also paired with a mini skirt.

And it was only once I had proceeded to take what she looked like in, did I then realize who she was. And it was also only then, that a tickmark had now proceeded to quickly make its way onto my face. 

"And believe me viewers, you will find that I have every reasonable right to be agitated at this very moment! Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who don't yet know who this female is? Well viewers let me now introduce, quite unfortunately I might add, Twoearle from the anime canon timeline, of 'Gonna be the Twin-Tail!!' And yes viewers, Twoearle is in fact a pervert, so thank you so much for asking! I mean, I am just so happy about that being the case, can't you tell?! No really, I am just so darn happy about it! But...*I then proceeded to say, only for the faint but yet still very recognizable crackling of electricity, to proceed to start from just outside of the current frame of shot. Which about a second or so later, was then followed by the clear noise, of someone shouting out in quite a painful sounding tone of voice. Which helped to clue me in, that both Misaka and Keiko, had just gone and proceeded to shock Twoearle for attempting to try and do something perverted either one, or the both of them*...Okay well I can't really say that I am surprised that Twoearle just got shocked. I mean after all viewers, you have to at least be willing to send some kind of a message to let Twoearle know that attempting to do something perverted to either Keiko or Misaka, isn't something that is going to be tolerated. But anyway viewers, let me now dispense with my fourth wall breaking, at least for the moment. And why don't we just get back into the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after I had proceeded to go and end my fourth wall break moment...

"Sacré bleu mademoiselle, you are such a pervert!" The unmistakable female voice of one Charlotte Dunois, had then proceeded to suddenly speak up with over to the currently somewhat disoriented Twoearle with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Who at the moment, was still sparking a bit from the electricity that both Misaka and Keiko had gone and discharged at her. And with this, a faint scent of what I would describe as burnt toast and a small bit of ozone, had now proceeded to go and faintly fill the air. But then...

"I wouldn't just say that she is a pervert Charlotte! In fact, I would consider her to be more of a maggot then anything else!" The now still very much unmistakable voice of the vampire ninja Seraphim, had now proceeded to say back over to Charlotte Dunois with in response. And then...

"Well to be fair, no matter how you describe her, she is still a pervert!" The unmistakable voice of one Orihime Inoue, had now proceeded to go and interject into the conversation. And it was only then, that I realized something. And as for what this something was? Well you see, about that...

"Oh, well that took a bit of time for me to connect the dots so too speak! Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who are going to ask what I just realized? Well interestingly enough viewers, the voice actor who happens to voice Orihime? Well she just so happens to be the same voice actor who voices the one and only Usagi Tsukino. Or as I am sure most if not all of you viewers know her more as, Sailor Moon. But, I am sure that you all already knew that. I mean after all viewers, who wouldn't know that?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also once again proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to once again open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, with the inclusion of Twoearle from the anime canon timeline of Gonna be the Twin-Tail, into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-three. Which now only leaves another seventeen to go for the world record. But anyway viewers, for right now this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? Oh right I almost forgot, please do not hesitate to leave some sort of a review. Well, that is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: April 4, 2006

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after one Kuroko Shirai, had proceeded to go and make her presence known to me, Keiko, and Misaka. But unfortunately, this was also after the female pervert known as Twoearle. Who was from the Gonna Be The Twin Tail anime canon timeline. Which after only about a second or two of Twoearle proceeding to be perverted towards Kuroko Shirai. Had then prompted both Keiko and Misaka, to go and proceed to shock the living daylights out of Twoearle. I mean to be fair, if you had been in Keiko and Misaka's current position, you would have done the same as well. And this was also after the vampire ninja known as Seraphim, Orihime Inoue, and Charlotte Dunois. Had all gone and proceeded to speak up from out of seemingly nowhere. To which they proceeded to go and give their own respective opinions. Which each consisted, of just how perverted Twoearle had been in just the short amount of time since she had made her presence known.

But, if you thought that the sudden appearance of Twoearle was crazy? Well what is about to happen in this chapter, is going to make the last chapter look like a normal chapter.

But anyway, with all of this now having been covered. And with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Well actually viewers, there is currently something that is far more important that I feel needs to be addressed first. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also once again proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to once again open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I think that this should go without saying. But apparently for those toxic trolls who somehow want to always have some sort of a say in a conversation that wasn't yours to begin with? Well apparently that is just something that they can't seem to get through their thick skulls. But then again, they are quite thick headed, so I guess that does track...*I proceed to say this, while I am also once again proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to once again open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, it has been brought to me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine's attention. That a user by the name of Spen8tor. I mean really, that's their username? So for those of you viewers, who are going to ask just how much intelligence that Spen8tor lacks? I am just going to say one word as the answer to your question. And that answer, is 'yes,' just straight up 'yes.' So for those of you viewers who know what I mean by this? Then good on you for knowing. But anyway viewers, I think that this is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So with this now having been said viewers, how about we get on with the chapter at hand now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But anyway, with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"So sorry to intrude, but what were the two of you just doing to that girl?" A currently unrecognizable female voice, had now proceeded to go and ask over to both Keiko and Misaka with, from out of seemingly nowhere. And from what I could tell from the tone of the female voice in question, they seemed to sound somewhat confused as to why both Keiko and Misaka, had gone and proceeded to shock the living daylights out of Twoearle at the tail end of the previous chapter. But then, before I could even begin to attempt to turn towards the source of the currently unrecognizable female voice. Or even before I could attempt to give any sort of a verbal response as well for that matter...

"Hey you demon, don't try to run away from me while I am trying to fight you!" The still very much unmistakable male voice of the one and only Inuyasha. Had then proceeded to exclaim over to the female voice who had spoken up from out of seemingly nowhere, not even a moment prior. But then...

"Ew gross, stop following me around you pervert!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Ranma Saotome. Who from what I could tell from the female tone to their voice, they were currently still in their female form. And then...

"Aw come on cutie, don't be like that." A now somewhat creepy sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Female Ranma. But then, even before Female Ranma could even give a response back...

"Hey you creeper, how about you step back a couple of feet from her! Before I..." I then proceeded to go and attempt to say over to the male voice who had just proceeded to go and speak up. But unfortunately, the male then proceeded to go and speak up, and thus he wound up cutting me off midway through my statement over to him. Which unfortunately for him, this was just after I had proceeded to go and completely look over to where him and Female Ranma were standing. And once I realized who he was immediately, I had then attempted to say my aforementioned statement to him.

But as mentioned before, he had then proceeded to go and cut me off midway through. Which like most of the other times that this had happened. This had now once again caused one of my light blue eyes, to now proceed to go and start to visibly twitch again.

"Well now aren't you a pretty little cutie. I will get to you once I..." The male had then proceeded to say over to me. And he would have kept talking, had I not then decided to cut him off midway through his statement over to me, just as he had proceeded to go and do to me not even a couple seconds prior. And as for me, and my response back over to him? Well yo see, about that...

"I don't think that you're understanding, as to why what you're doing at this very moment to her is creepy! So here, let me show you! Hey, you with the yellow tiger striped outfit! I think that your husband here is attempting to hit on someone! So go on, he'll be your Lightning Rod Of Hate! And by the way viewers, yes this is Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while I am also once again proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to once again open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers. And during while I am proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. The unmistakable sound of electricity crackling, has now proceeded to be heard from just outside of the current frame of shot. Which less then a second later, is then followed by a very loud male yelp. Which now indicated, that the male that I had been unhappy with for attempting to hit on Female Ranma? Well he had now proceeded to get the living daylights shocked out of him from the aforementioned female with the tiger striped outfit. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to briefly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I think that a little bit of an explanation is in order don't you? So viewers with that now in mind, let me now introduce the one and only Lum Invader from the planet Oniboshi, and from the still ever so popular anime canon timeline of Urusei Yatsura. And for those of you who are wondering why Inuyasha is now here as well? Well viewers, I think that that much should be obvious, because if you know, then you know. And yes viewers, for those of you who were wondering, the mentioning of the 'Lightning Rod Of Hate?' Well that was yet another indirect reference, from the old Whose Line Is It Anyway?' But anyway viewers, with the inclusion of Lum Invader from the anime canon timeline of Urusei Yatsura, into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-four. Which now only leaves another sixteen to go for the world record. But anyway viewers, for right now this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? Oh right I almost forgot, please do not hesitate to leave some sort of a review. Well, that is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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