Chapter 420 The Tragic Life
"What are you doing!?" Piao Qi Tianwang asked A Hu.
"I feel you've got guts," A Hu said honestly.
"What did I do that shows guts?"
"Anyway, you really have guts!"
Piao Qi Tianwang felt something was wrong. He looked up and saw the other four Fubo brothers had all hidden far away, using their positions to indicate that the destruction of the chicken coop had nothing to do with them.
"Damn, isn't it just a broken chicken coop? You lot, do you have any damn ambition? Even if Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian together..."
At this moment, an old man rushed out of the house: "Aiya! My chicken coop! Chicken coop! My chicken coop! Damn, my chickens have all run away!"
A large group of people, men and women, were chasing chickens everywhere.
The old man stamped his foot angrily: "Ai! Who was it!? Who smashed this old man's chicken coop!?"
Everyone pointed together at Piao Qi Tianwang.
Piao Qi Tianwang released A Hu. A Hu quickly ran off: "That one, that one, that speckled hen lays the most eggs! Absolutely can't let it run away. It'd be a huge loss if it got snatched by jackals or wild leopards!"
"You smashed my chicken coop?"
Piao Qi Tianwang narrowed his eyes: "Who might Your Excellency be?"
"Did you smash the chicken coop or not?"
Piao Qi Tianwang snorted coldly: "Your Excellency hasn't answered my question."
"Do you know how precious my chicken coop is?"
Piao Qi Tianwang got angry: "Old sir, you'd better answer obediently, otherwise, hehe, don't blame me for being impolite."
"In my chicken coop, there are seven hens, five roosters, one speckled chicken, six white chickens, yellow chickens..."
"Haven't roosters and hens already categorized them? Why mention colors!?"
Piao Qi Tianwang said: "Seeing your age, I won't stoop to your level."
At this time, Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian finally came out.
Seeing them come out, Piao Qi Tianwang smiled: "Yoho, the two young masters finally came out? You really kept me waiting!"
Hun Tiangang slowly took off his shoe and held it in his hand: "Got money?"
"Hiss... aren't you crazy, old man!? Can't you read the situation? I came here looking for trouble, to fight! You go back inside and stay there, and I won't make things difficult for you, understand?"
"Besides, your feet smell, why are you taking off your shoe? Put it on, put it on, ai-yo, it smells like durian, you fellow..."
Slap—!
In the entire place, everyone, except Piao Qi Tianwang, was not surprised.
Everyone tilted their heads up, watching Piao Qi Tianwang in the sky, rising to the highest point, before even starting to fall...
Slap—!
Piao Qi Tianwang instantly plummeted from the sky, crashing onto the ground with a bang.
Luckily this was the mountains, luckily this was dirt ground, luckily he was a Tiansimen initial stage master with strong defense...
The only unfortunate thing was... the one hitting him was Hun Tiangang.
Just as Piao Qi Tianwang wobbled and tried to climb up, slap—!
His whole person flew sideways, rolling over ten meters away, lying prone on the ground, raising one hand: "Senior, I was wrong..."
Slap—!
"You came to fight, perfectly reasonable, right? I don't protect my own kids either. If they did something wrong, I'll make them apologize to you."
A Hu said from the side: "Old Senior is the most reasonable."
Piao Qi Tianwang: "Senior, misunderstanding..."
Slap—!
"If you want to fight, fine. Having taken disciples, one isn't afraid of someone coming to challenge the school."
A Hu said: "He also said he wanted to beat us!"
Piao Qi Tianwang said with difficulty: "Senior, I'm not..."
Slap—!
"You lot fight if you want to fight, why always mess with my chicken coop!? Do you know that's my happiness?"
A Hu said: "I already reminded him. Everyone, say, did I remind him?"
"Senior, I'll compensate..."
Slap—!
"Such a big person, just picking on my chicken coop! I'll beat you to death, you little bastard!"
A Hu said: "He did it completely on purpose. Said to avoid the chicken coop, avoid the chicken coop, he just wouldn't listen. No amount of persuasion worked. Stubborn, just stubborn!"
"Senior, don't... I beg you..."
Slap—!
"At my age, how much happiness do I have left? Hmm? I haven't even married a wife, only recently built a house. Is it easy for me? Just built a chicken coop, and you hate it this much?"
A Hu sighed: "Just doesn't sympathize with the elderly! This kind of person!"
Piao Qi Tianwang didn't beg Hun Tiangang this time, but said to A Hu: "A Hu, shut up..."
A Hu said: "Did I remind you!? Say it yourself, did I warn you repeatedly to stay away from the chicken coop? If only you all listened to me, the world would have been peaceful long ago!"
Slap—!
Hun Tiangang was half dead with anger.
(Correction: Context implies Piao Qi Tianwang was hit again, not Hun Tiangang being angry)
Piao Qi Tianwang was hit again.
Hun Tiangang looked at him kneeling before him, face swollen as big as a water buffalo's head, barely recognizable as a human face. Tears had to push through the swollen flesh to flow out...
"What's your name?"
"Piao Qi Tianwang."
Hun Tiangang paused, turned back to ask Lu Chengwen: "Nowadays, piao qi (cavalry) can become Tianwang?"
Lu Chengwen said: "I haven't been out much in years either. Maybe he piao ji-ed (solicited prostitutes) fiercely."
Hun Tiangang said: "How did you piao ji? Did the madam call you Tianwang, or did the girls call you Tianwang?"
Piao Qi Tianwang cried and said: "This junior is from the big organization, titled Tianwang, the designation is Piao Qi... Senior, spare me, I really didn't know you were even more ruthless than Ming Disha..."
Hun Tiangang smiled: "Kid, you've caught a good time. Back in his younger days, he simply didn't have the habit of leaving people alive!"
"Yes, yes, this junior knows I was wrong, knows I was wrong."
"Wrong, will you change?"
"Change, I'll change."
"Can you change?"
"I can, I can!"
"Go, build me a chicken coop. Also, you owe me forty-five chickens... bring them back later, otherwise I'll beat you to death! Pay with your life for my chickens!"
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"Hurry up and go!"
Hun Tiangang put on his shoe and asked Lu Chengwen: "How are the losses?"
A Hu said from the side: "Replying to Old Sir, this time a total of three chickens were killed, one rooster and two hens; nine ran away, all have been caught. We brothers built a temporary chicken run, waiting for the coop to be rebuilt to put them inside for you."
"Mm!" Hun Tiangang pointed at A Hu: "This kid is good! His math is sharp!"
Lu Chengwen smiled and said: "He has some brains."
Hun Tiangang sighed: "Stewing chicken tonight, everyone stay for dinner."
Lu Chengwen was worried about Xiao Houzi and wanted to rush back overnight.
Hun Tiangang didn't stop him, just let him go.
But he kept Long Aotian and the others behind.
Especially Piao Qi Tianwang, he absolutely could not leave.
Lu Chengwen took Qi Meishao and Hua Xueying, hurrying down the mountain, wanting to reach the parked car before dark.
Halfway, they were pleasantly surprised to find Xiao Houzi.
Lu Chengwen was moved to tears of joy!
Xiao Houzi's little face was also blackened with dirt, filthy.
The four rushed all the way. Hua Xueying carried Xiao Houzi on her back, quickly reaching the parking spot.
Lu Chengwen breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, looking at the towering Qixing Feng.
Remembering all the experiences during this time felt like a dream.
Go back, return home, and this nightmare would end.
Hua Xueying had the most stamina; she was responsible for driving.
Qi Meishao's stamina was actually quite abundant too. These days, not only had she not become haggard, but she was positively glowing.
After a simple wash in the wooden cabin and changing into the spare clothes Hua Xueying brought, she could be described as radiant.
Lu Chengwen felt like he was dreaming. These past few days, had he really been sharing a room with this great beauty, crazily... cultivating?
Qi Meishao sat in the front passenger seat, still somewhat apprehensive inside.
She had just joined the team as Lu Chengwen's guard. Filled with worry and unease about the future, her mind couldn't help but wander.
Lu Chengwen was in the back seat, holding Xiao Houzi, constantly comforting her until Xiao Houzi fell fast asleep.
Lu Chengwen sighed; he was exhausted too.
Qi Meishao said: "Zhuren (Master)."
"Hmm?"
"There's something, I don't know if Shiyin-jie told you."
"Hmm."
"Actually, Xu Xuejiao... was a spy sent by Long Aotian, intentionally sent to trap you."
Lu Chengwen said: "Oh?"
Hua Xueying laughed from the side. Qi Meishao said: "Shiyin-jie already told Zhuren, right?"
Hua Xueying burst into laughter: "Yes, yes, absolutely not!"
Qi Meishao looked confused.
Lu Chengwen said: "Telling me this, you feel very uncomfortable, right?"
Qi Meishao turned back to look at Lu Chengwen: "A little bit, feeling... an indescribable bitterness. If I didn't say it, it would be disloyal to you, Zhuren. But saying it right after coming over... makes me feel like..."
"Don't overthink it." Lu Chengwen said: "And stop calling me Zhuren, Zhuren. Just call me Boss Lu is fine."
"But I hear Xueying always calls you Zhuren?"
"Ah, right."
Lu Chengwen realized, Hua Xueying's way of calling him made it very easy for Lu Chengwen to accept.
Felt like just a silly girl,呆萌呆萌 (dāi méng dāi méng - cute and slightly airheaded), very adorable.
But when Qi Meishao called him, it always made Lu Chengwen feel like a pervert.
Hua Xueying called him crisply, naturally, while when Qi Meishao called "Zhuren," Lu Chengwen always thought of some unhealthy little games.
"Anyway, don't call me Zhuren anymore." Lu Chengwen said: "From now on, you follow me. If you feel I'm not good enough, or if you want to leave me and seek your own future, you can..."
Qi Meishao turned back to look at Lu Chengwen: "I won't go anywhere. Even if I die, I'll die by your side."
Lu Chengwen felt very awkward.
[It's over, harem +1.]
[Don't want to open a harem, don't want to open a harem, but it keeps getting bigger.]
[The key is I can't give that many titles! There are still three main female leads at home waiting for me to arrange seats!]
Qi Meishao smiled: "Zhuren, don't worry. We are just your guards, your servants, we don't need titles."
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Stop with the servant, servant talk. This kind of catchphrase makes me very uncomfortable. Of course, except when playing games, just to set the mood is fine."
"Did I do something wrong? Do you dislike me?"
Hua Xueying laughed heartily: "No lah! This master of ours, even when a waiter serves him food, he always says 'thank you' every time, it's become a habit! He's just that kind of overly nice person who's good to everyone around him!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "You silly girl."
"Hmph!" Hua Xueying was very proud: "Just like Xiao Houzi. When you first brought her back, you always felt annoyed, thinking of sending her away. But after getting along for a few days, you couldn't bear to. Just because Xiao Houzi followed you around calling 'Gege,' Zhuren's heart softened, aiya, he really knows how to dote on her!"
Qi Meishao felt reassured in her heart.
No matter how rebellious I was before, will Zhuren forgive me?
He puts so much effort even into a foundling little monkey, then he must like me too, right?
"Zhuren, do you want me to serve you tonight?"
Lu Chengwen nearly died of fright: "Meishao ah, can we... tonight... let me rest a bit too?"
"Oh."
Hua Xueying laughed loudly: "Meishao-jie is shameless, ahahaha..."
"You damned girl, I'll strangle you!"
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