Chapter 397 What are you competing for?
Huo Wendong was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?!"
Lu Chengwen smiled and waved his hand: "Nothing, nothing."
Huo Wendong said impatiently: "The Dragon Vigor and Tiger Vitality Pill, is it in your hands or not?"
"Huh? It is!" Lu Chengwen readily agreed: "It's in my hands."
Huo Wendong said: "Are you sure?"
Lu Chengwen laughed: "Of course I'm sure about this kind of thing."
"Sell it to me. I'm warning you, if it's foul, I'll fight you to the death!"
Lu Chengwen laughed loudly, and Hua Xueying behind him also laughed uncontrollably.
Huo Wendong didn't know what they were laughing at: "What's so funny!?"
Hua Xueying was so happy!
These people are so stupid!
Much stupider than me!
This Huo Wendong, he eats shit, he eats shit, he eats it so happily!
Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: "Chengwen, the two pills that Che Qi took before, there's probably something wrong with them, right?"
"Ah?"
Lu Chengwen laughed until tears streamed down his face, wiping his tears: "He didn't take any damn pills! He came begging me, saying that he'd be dead without the Dragon Vigor and Tiger Vitality Pill. Do I care if he lives or dies? I just wouldn't give it to him, what could he do to me?"
"And then?"
Lu Chengwen smiled and said: "And then he found a pile of dog shit in my backyard, and he was there rubbing the dog shit, he even rubbed it into the shape of pills. I asked him what he was doing rubbing that stuff, wasn't it disgusting? He said he had a use for it. So..."
"I'll fuck his ancestors!"
Huo Wendong was furious!
He stood up abruptly: "That Che Qi, I spared his life, and he dares to scheme against me like this! I'll catch him, and I'll crush his bones and scatter his ashes! I... I... Ugh..."
Bang Daomang was also stunned.
Dog shit!? Dog shit pills!?
Holy crap! This guy is too cruel, isn't he!?
So, does that mean we told our young master to eat shit today!?
Lu Chengwen comforted him: "Hey, hey, hey, Wendong, Wendong, why are you so agitated? What, did you eat it?"
Huo Wendong was taken aback: "No, no! Hey, how could I eat it? It's so smelly, who would put that in their mouth? No, no."
Hua Xueying burst into laughter again.
Huo Wendong explained with a red face: "I was getting the pills for a friend, what would I eat? I don't have any problems, you all know that."
Lu Chengwen said: "It's good that you didn't eat it. That stuff is not suitable for oral consumption."
Huo Wendong felt that the more he explained, the more guilty he felt, and the more embarrassing it became.
In fact, everyone knew that he must have eaten it, but this was something he couldn't admit even if he was beaten to death.
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian: "Senior Brother, you wouldn't have eaten it, would you?"
Long Aotian was also laughing at Huo Wendong, feeling that he had made a brilliant move by earning two billion with a dog shit pill.
He immediately said: "How could I eat it? Who would eat that stuff? Are they brain-dead? Hahahaha..."
Lu Chengwen also laughed, Long Aotian also laughed, and the beautiful women who were their bodyguards were also laughing.
Only Huo Wendong, his face was burning, and in order to show that he hadn't eaten it, he had to laugh along with them.
Zhuge Xiaohua laughed uncontrollably: "Our young master only licked it twice, he didn't eat it at all!"
"Oh!?" Lu Chengwen was very excited.
Long Aotian turned around and glared at Zhuge Xiaohua. Zhuge Xiaohua knew that she had said the wrong thing and quickly lowered her head.
Huo Wendong suddenly stood up: "Wahahaha, you even used your mouth to lick it? Wow, you really are... Long Aotian, you're really brave! Wahahaha!"
He wanted to divert attention from himself by mocking Long Aotian.
As a result, he almost vomited again.
"I didn't lick it." Long Aotian explained with a straight face and seriousness: "I just sniffed it a little and realized something was wrong, so I sold it for two billion."
"Two billion!?" Lu Chengwen said in surprise: "Buying dog shit!? Is there such a sucker in the world?"
Long Aotian looked at Huo Wendong proudly: "President Huo, is there?"
Huo Wendong's face almost turned green.
"Just... stop talking nonsense! Let's talk business! Lu Chengwen, you really have the Dragon Vigor and Tiger Vitality Pill!?"
"I do." Lu Chengwen was very straightforward.
Long Aotian said: "Chengwen, give it to me."
Huo Wendong said: "How can you be so shameless? Just asking for it?"
"Chengwen and I are fellow disciples! It's just a pill, we have that kind of friendship!"
"Then Chengwen and I are also alumni from the same school. Our friendship is probably ahead of yours!"
"Damn it! You want to compare with me!?" Long Aotian said: "Lu Chengwen and I are sworn brothers!"
Huo Wendong said: "Lu Chengwen and I have also done business together, we're buddies!"
"He and I have the same master!"
"He and I have the same mentor!"
"Lu Chengwen and I have kowtowed together!"
"Lu Chengwen and I have fought together!"
"Lu Chengwen has screwed me over many times, he owes me a favor! Can you compare to that?"
"Lu Chengwen has screwed me out of a lot of money, even you are screwing me over, you want to settle accounts with me!?"
The two of them looked at Lu Chengwen together: "Chengwen! You tell us, who gets the pill!?"
Lu Chengwen was stunned for a while: "Well... I mean... did I say I was going to give it?"
Both of them were stunned.
"What are you two arguing about here?" Lu Chengwen felt it was funny: "I do have the pills, but I never said I was going to give them to you!"
Long Aotian said: "Chengwen, you know my situation. If you help me this time, I will definitely repay you in the future."
Huo Wendong also quickly said: "Chengwen, my friend is almost dying. He just wants to have a child before he dies. If you help me, I won't mistreat you!"
Long Aotian laughed loudly: "Huo Wendong, if you're impotent, just say you're impotent. Why say 'I have a friend'? To put it bluntly, the one who's impotent is you, the one who ate dog shit is you, and the one who spent two billion to buy dog shit is still you! With your behavior, how can you compete with me?"
Hua Xueying said: "Tian'er, have you forgotten that on Seven Star Peak, you ate Master's..."
"Shut up!" Long Aotian turned around and pointed angrily: "I'll beat you to death!"
Hua Xueying immediately said不满(with discontent/dissatisfied): "Don't yell at me!"
Then she said to Huo Wendong: "He ate shit!"
Huo Wendong laughed loudly: "You ate shit! Hahaha, you ate shit!"
Long Aotian said angrily: "I'm not like you!"
"What? Did you eat more?"
Long Aotian pointed a finger at the ground and roared angrily: "Not only did I eat more, but I knew it was shit and still ate it! You were tricked into eating it! The level is different!"
Huo Wendong's eyes widened: "Holy crap! You even have to pay attention to the level when eating shit!?"
Long Aotian waved his hand: "Shut up!"
He turned back to Lu Chengwen: "Chengwen, Brother has said this much. This favor, are you going to help, or not! Just give me a word!"
Huo Wendong also said angrily: "Lu Chengwen, this matter was entirely caused by you. I've suffered a great loss today. If you don't give me the Dragon Vigor and Tiger Vitality Pill, don't expect to get away with it!"
Long Aotian turned back and said: "Ha! Now you admit that you're impotent?"
Huo Wendong said: "Don't you also have an unspeakable secret? What's so amazing about you!?"
"Mine has a date! In five years, I'll still be a good man! And you, you'll probably be done for the rest of your life!"
"Once I get the Dragon Vigor and Tiger Vitality Pill, I'll immediately be a complete man! Faster than you!"
"I'm not impotent, I'm just temporarily impotent! It's completely different from your situation!"
"Then what are you so anxious about? Besides, I'm not completely impotent either. I can still toss and turn a bit for now, it's just a small obstacle!"
Hua Xueying tilted her head: "First they compared eating shit, now they're comparing who's the eunuch... how strange!"
Lu Chengwen nodded and said with a smile: "Gentlemen, gentlemen, eunuchs, calm down, calm down!"
The two of them glared at each other angrily.
Lu Chengwen said: "I understand now, you both... have that kind of pain, I get it."
Lu Chengwen said: "I do have the pills, but... I'll be honest with you, I don't know if they're effective or not."
Both of them looked puzzled.
Lu Chengwen said: "So... I can give them to you, but I don't know what the consequences will be! This kind of thing is inherently unrefined, and I also got it by chance. Honestly, I don't even know if people will die after eating it, that's why I'm afraid to give it to anyone."
Long Aotian said: "I have a certain ability to identify pills. Chengwen, you can show them to me."
Huo Wendong said: "After today's huge challenge, there are no pills that can stump me!"
"Then wait a moment."
Lu Chengwen went back upstairs and took out a King Invincible Pill and a Diarrhea Invincible Pill from the system interface.
He came down and called the two of them over.
The three of them sat at a small round table, six eyes looking at each other.
Lu Chengwen said: "Stay calm!"
He gently placed the two pills on the table: "I can't figure out the effects of these pills, I have absolutely no idea. So, if you want them, I'll give them to you out of friendship, I won't take a penny!"
"But I'll say the ugly words three times in advance!"
Lu Chengwen emphasized seriously: "Your people are all here, everyone can testify! I emphasize, emphasize, and re-emphasize: I have absolutely no idea what the effects of these two pills are! I make no guarantees! And, it's possible that people could die from eating them!"
Huo Wendong and Long Aotian looked at each other.
Huo Wendong reached out to grab them, but Hua Xueying's fast sword instantly blocked him. Huo Wendong almost slapped his hand on Hua Xueying's sword.
"What are you doing?"
Long Aotian snorted: "Everyone here is a martial artist. You want to steal things? Where's your brain? Chengwen, which one should I choose?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Big Brother, you're really making it difficult for me. One of these two pills might be effective, both might be effective, both might be ineffective, or even both might be poisonous... I don't know."
Huo Wendong was also a little unsure.
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian, then lowered his eyes and glanced at the Invincible Diarrhea Pill.
Long Aotian understood, and grabbed the Invincible Diarrhea Pill: "I'll take this one!"
"Hey, you..."
Huo Wendong had no choice but to quickly grab the King Invincible Pill.
"Then I... I'll take this one?"
Lu Chengwen said: "You two! And all of you standing behind you, I emphasize again, I can give you the things, but I absolutely do not guarantee the effects! If anyone dies, it has nothing to do with me!"
Long Aotian laughed uproariously and went out: "Shiyin, Meishao, Xiaohua! Let's go! Go home with your lord!"
Huo Wendong also clutched the pill tightly: "Bang Daomang, let's go! To that private room!"
The two of them walked to the gate of Lu Chengwen's house, looked at each other, snorted together, andA went their separate ways.
...
Meanwhile, a truly powerful man had arrived in Snow City.
Following him were two malevolent stars, one black and one white.
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