I forgot to explain the gacha system, huh?...
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Yeah, let's save that for the next chapter.
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"Wait… what do you mean?!" Noysd asked in a confused tone.
"Well, you see… wait… I'm not supposed to talk to you yet—aaaaaah crap! @$# is gonna kill me—uh… AHEM! Nothing! I lied! Hahaha… bye!" Prime said, awkwardly fading away into sparkles like a low-budget anime spirit.
Noysd stared up at the sky, completely deadpan.
"Lied to me in ancient times, huh? Not gonna lie… Should probably head to the nearest city… or build a base myself," he muttered.
Then he immediately walked face-first into a tree.
"OW! …Base it is," he grumbled, now with a forehead redder than a tomato.
[POV Switch: White Room That May or May Not Be in Heaven or HR Department]
"HAHAHAHA! Man, I totally lied to him!" Prime cackled, chugging a cold beer he just summoned from thin air like a wizard who minored in bartending.
"Yeah… you did lie to him," a calm voice replied.
A pillar of blue flames suddenly erupted beside Prime like someone cranked up the drama meter to 11. From the fire walked a man in a butler suit, looking like he just stepped out of a reverse harem anime.
He had short red hair, blue eyes with black pupils, and a face that was just handsome enough to be considered dangerous. Standing at about 5'9", he oozed elegance like a walking cologne ad.
"Well, that was a long entrance. What about me?" Prime said, casually breaking the fourth wall.
"You really shouldn't do that," the butler said with a sigh.
"Meh. Don't care, Grynford," Prime replied.
Grynford rolled his eyes like this wasn't the first time today someone summoned beer and broke the narrative rules.
"My lady has requested a meeting with you… Emirp," Grynford said, revealing Prime's real name.
(Author's note: I'm sticking with "Prime." Emirp sounds like a rejected brand of vacuum cleaner.)
Prime groaned. "Ugh… fine."
He stood up, sighed like a man who had to do actual plot stuff, and vanished.
[Back to Our Actual MC — 9 Hours Later]
"Whew… that's the last one!" Noysd said as he stepped back from his newly finished house.
It looked decent. Not fancy, but at least it wasn't made of sticks and sadness.
"Let's go inside," he said, opening the front door.
"Huh… not bad. I guess I really am Bob the Builder," Noysd said smugly, hands on hips.
"Alright, time to open the system…
System, open Gacha!"
{
GACHA RATE UP FOR BEGINNERS
PREMIUM ITEM SUMMONS
NORMAL SUMMONS
PREMIUM SUMMONS
NORMAL ITEM SUMMONS
LIMITED SUMMONS
}
"Ooooh... Premium Item Summons! Open that!" Noysd said, drooling like a gacha addict on payday.
{
1 ROLL
10 ROLLS (Free!) – Guaranteed SSR
100 ROLLS – Guaranteed EX
1000 ROLLS – Guaranteed EXXX+
}
"Before I roll… I gotta pray. I'm not taking any chances."
He dropped to his knees, hands together like a devout believer of RNGesus.
"…Please give me a good roll. I PROMISE to never skip tutorials again. Amen."
He stood up and hit "10 Rolls," skipping the animation like a true degenerate.
[Result: 10 Capsules — 5 Blue, 3 Purple, 1 Yellow, 1 Platinum]
"YEEEEES! Starting with the yellow one!" he said with a sparkle in his eyes.
> [LOOT: Loriana Walker's Panties]
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would you look at that i update another chapter....well javker and lihoo is out so i'm on my own so no sidestory i guess
Well this boring,just end it
TO BE CONTINUED