"This... it's a long story," Memoria Campbell glanced around, "Dona, let me ask you something serious, I... I'm planning to give someone a gift, what do you think would be good?"
"Oh my, I can see it, girl! We've only not seen each other for a few days, and now you have a man? Spill it... where did you hook up with him?"
"What nonsense are you talking? It's called hooking up? I'm having a proper relationship, okay."
"Confession can lead to leniency, resistance leads to severity. Be honest, what does he do, how old is he, measurements, height, weight... does he have a car, a house, how many siblings... and most, most, most importantly... how is he in bed?"
"Damn it, Dona, shut up!"
