Xiao Yuchuan looked at his son's tender little face and just wanted to pinch it and give it a kiss. Who could resist such an adorable son, "...Can we change the request?"
"Then you are not allowed to kiss my mom for a lifetime."
"No!"
"Then can I sleep with you forever?"
"...Also no." Sleeping with him is no different from sleeping with his wife, isn't it? Isn't he just in the way between them? However, he still felt quite happy that his son wanted to sleep with him and cling to him.
Little Ye'er huffed, "This won't work, that won't work, then what do you reward with, fur?"
"Fur...that can be arranged." Xiao Yuchuan grinned, "Ye'er, do you want wool, duck feathers, tiger fur, pig bristles, dog fur...or human hair?"
"Just pluck all the hair off your body." Ye'er was easy to bargain with too.
"..." Xiao Yuchuan fell silent, "Son, let's talk this over, leave some hair for me."
"You don't want a shaved head?"
"No."
"Don't want to pluck your armpit hair?"