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SCP-CLP-0001 — "Dimensional Cellphone"
Item No: CLP-0001
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-CLP-0001 is currently under research study.
(New data has been discovered after Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] began using SCP-CLP-0001.)
(See Addendum "[SCP-CLP: New Data]", "[SCP-CLP-V]", or "[SCP-CLP-R]" for further information.)
Level 5 authorization is required to request access, along with permission from Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] or the O5 Council.
Otherwise, SCP-CLP-0001 must remain in the possession of Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] or among her personal belongings.
Note: It was discovered—thanks to a theft attempt by a researcher from Sector [REDACTED]—that SCP-CLP-0001, if taken more than 3.33 km away from Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED], will automatically return to her possession, reappearing in any pocket of her clothing or on the nearest flat surface, should no storage container be available.
Several dozen additional theft attempts occurred in the following three days before they were abruptly halted.
No harm came to Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED].
(See Addendum "[DATA EXPUNGED]" for more details regarding the incident.)
Addendum: [SCP-CLP: New Data]
General Description
(Daily updates expected. If information appears outdated, contact Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED].)
SCP-CLP-0001 is a memetic-reality and transdimensional anomaly, identified as the originating core of an interconnected broadcast network known as Stream Calamity.
The phenomenon manifests through electronic devices—particularly cellphones of various models—containing an unregistered application titled "Stream Calamity."
The application allows access to audiovisual transmissions of impossible, non-terrestrial origin.
All transmissions catalogued as of the current revision focus on an entity referred to as "The Streamer – Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]."
Review Notes:
Information regarding "The Streamer – Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]" has been classified as exclusive to Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] and the O5 Council.
External dimensional origin detected after in-depth analysis.
External dimensional origin possibly fictional from the Foundation's standpoint.
Each affected device is individually classified as SCP-CLP. SCP-CLP-0001 is in the possession of Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED], with possible additional instances (SCP-CLP-0002, SCP-CLP-0003, etc.) associated with other Viewers of Stream Calamity.
Prolonged exposure to SCP-CLP-0001's transmission was initially believed to cause no harm to Viewers. (Proven false.)
If any harm does occur to an SCP-CLP-V instance while watching Stream Calamity, SCP-CLP itself will nullify or mitigate such effects, rendering them negligible or nonexistent.
Individuals who continuously interact with these devices are designated SCP-CLP-V-[sequential number], with the suffix "V" denoting the Viewer category.
Each SCP-CLP-V possesses three invitations, which may be used to invite other individuals of their choosing to Stream Calamity.
Post-Review Note:
There exist two distinct groups of Viewers:
Primary Viewers: Individuals to whom SCP-CLP-0001 appears spontaneously. These are granted the initial three invitations.
Secondary Viewers: Individuals who join Stream Calamity only through invitations from Primary Viewers. These do not receive additional invitations.
Due to this discovery, the SCP-CLP-V designation was briefly divided into SCP-CLP-VP and SCP-CLP-VS. (Later discarded.)
Since Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] remains the sole individual with direct access to SCP-CLP, additional SCP-CLP-V nomenclature has been discarded for operational simplicity.
Additional Note:
To date, no other method of joining Stream Calamity has been detected apart from the spontaneous manifestation of the device to Primary Viewers or invitations sent by them.
Subsequent Review:
Following internal discussion, it has been determined that Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] will not invite anyone to Stream Calamity until further conclusions are reached.
Addendum: [SCP-CLP-V] — "Viewers"
During the first observation session conducted by Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] (designated SCP-CLP-V-0001), the viewer counter visible within the application displayed 14,389 active users.
Notes:
Active users will be catalogued as Viewers in the next report.
Peak Viewers: 15,237, never below 4,000.
Subsequent investigations by the Cognitive Sector and the Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA) concluded that no other physical device besides SCP-CLP-0001 exists within Foundation reality, though minor searches continue.
Analysis of [Chat-3] within Stream Calamity revealed that messages contain extremely diverse cultural, linguistic, and structural references, all automatically translated into the observer's preferred language.
Presumed Viewer Origin Realities:
The literary universe of the Harry Potter series
The Marvel Comics narrative/cinematic universe
Multiple uncatalogued fantasy and science fiction worlds consistent with known works
Multiple original realities with no match in any existing human record
Theoretical Hypothesis:
Viewers may represent active conscious entities from independent realities, interlinked with Stream Calamity through multiversal cognitive synchronization, enabling partial or full temporal alignment for optimal broadcast transmission.
They may or may not have been created by SCP-CLP to ensure that [DATA EXPUNGED] has an audience.
Further conclusions pending.
Designations and Structure:
SCP-CLP-V-0001: Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]
V-0002 to V-000X: Presumed instances, indirect contact via [Chat-1], [Chat-2], and [Chat-3]
Primary Chats:
[Chat-1]: All SCP-CLP-V instances
[Chat-2]: Paying members only, including participants of Chat-3
[Chat-3]: Paying members and possible fictionally-named entities (most SCP-CLP-V instances with fictional designations are presumed to reside here, though exceptions may exist)
SCP-CLP-V instances may be configured with the [Mod] tag, indicating moderator privileges.
Those with this tag possess authority to mute or ban other SCP-CLP-V instances from their personal SCP-CLP sessions.
Detailed observation of interactions in [Chat-3] of SCP-CLP-0001 has allowed the identification of several possible SCP-CLP-V identities.
Some have been confirmed; others remain theoretical.
During these analyses, other "Theoretical Realities" were also catalogued, receiving the designation SCP-CLP-R.
Earth has been designated as "[SCP-CLP-R-0001 — Earth (Foundation)]" for ease of future reference.
For detailed information on SCP-CLP-V and SCP-CLP-R, refer to Addendums "[SCP-CLP-V]" and "[SCP-CLP-R]."
Addendum: [SCP-CLP-R] — Theoretical Realities[SCP-CLP-R-0001 "Earth (Foundation)"]
[DoctorHiraeth]
Identity: Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] (SCP-CLP-V-0001)
[SCP-CLP-R-0002 (Anomalous Planet) "Terraria"]
[The Streamer]
Identity: [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED]
Note: Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0002 "Terraria" is the current reality in which "The Streamer — Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]" resides at the time of this revision.
Note: For additional data on "[The Streamer] — Identity: [DATA EXPUNGED]," consult [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], and [DATA EXPUNGED].
[SCP-CLP-R-0003 (Earth) "Marvel Comics"]
[(MOD)GeniusBillionairePlayboy]
Identity: Anthony "Tony" Edward Stark — "Iron Man" (SCP-CLP-V-0002)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
[(MOD)StarkAssistant]
Identity: Virginia "Pepper" Potts (SCP-CLP-V-0018)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
[(MOD)Jarvis]
Identity: J.A.R.V.I.S. — Just A Rather Very Intelligent System (SCP-CLP-V-0013)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
Note: No other SCP-CLP-V instances have been catalogued within Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0003 as of this revision.
[SCP-CLP-R-0004 (Earth) "Harry Potter"]
[WiseWizardGleam]
Identity: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (SCP-CLP-V-0005)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
Note: Wtf is that name? (Discarded)
[HalfBloodPrince]
Identity: Severus Snape (SCP-CLP-V-0038)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
[(MOD)GryffinHouseMatron]
Identity: Minerva McGonagall (SCP-CLP-V-0039)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
[GryffinPotter]
Identity: Harry James Potter (SCP-CLP-V-0022)
(Identity of "Fictionally-Named Entity" confirmed)
Note: No other SCP-CLP-V instances have been catalogued within Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0004 as of this revision.
[SCP-CLP-R-0005 (Anomalous Planet) "Remnant"]
(Data not found in popular media)
[(MOD)RedHuntressLive] — Ruby Rose
Presumed younger sister of SCP-CLP-V-0008 (SCP-CLP-V-0003)
[(MOD)WhiteHuntressLive] — Weiss Schnee
Presumed younger sister of SCP-CLP-V-0083 (SCP-CLP-V-0004)
[BlakeHuntressLive] — Blake Belladonna (SCP-CLP-V-0007)
[YellowHuntressLive] — Yang Xiao-Long
Presumed older sister of SCP-CLP-V-0003 (SCP-CLP-V-0008)
[BrowCranwen] — Qrow Branwen
Possible relation to SCP-CLP-V-0003 and SCP-CLP-V-0008 (SCP-CLP-V-0048)
[LaiyangTiaoXong] — Taiyang Xiao-Long (?)
Presumed father of SCP-CLP-V-0003 and SCP-CLP-V-0008 (SCP-CLP-V-0052)
[TheBestAndMostBeautifulThief] — Toman (?) Roman Torchwick (SCP-CLP-V-0011)
[KittyKali] — Kali Belladonna
Presumed mother of SCP-CLP-V-0007 (SCP-CLP-V-0014)
[Neopolitan] — Neopolitan (?)
(Real name and surname unknown) (SCP-CLP-V-0006)
[P.E.N.N.Y] — Penny (Surname unknown) (SCP-CLP-V-0017)
[WinterSchnee] — Winter Schnee
Presumed older sister of SCP-CLP-V-0004 [New] (SCP-CLP-V-0083)
[TheWizardOz] — Ozma / Ozpin / Oz (?) (SCP-CLP-V-0029) [New]
Note: Currently transformed into "Nightmare." For further information, consult [DATA EXPUNGED] or [DATA EXPUNGED].
Currently accompanying "The Streamer — Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]" within Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0002 "Terraria."
[(MOD)JinnOfTheLamp] — Jinn (Surname unknown) [New] (SCP-CLP-V-0030)
Note: Currently accompanying "The Streamer — Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]" within Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0002 "Terraria."
Note: Her skin is blue; it's really cool. (Discarded)
General Notes — SCP-CLP-R-0005:
SCP-CLP-V instances from Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0005 have referenced an anomalous soul-based energy called "Aura." (Further study pending.)
None of the SCP-CLP-V from this reality have been confirmed as "Fictionally-Named Entities."
Every newly catalogued SCP-CLP-V from Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0005 after this revision is marked with [New] beside their name.
Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0005 has previously been visited by [DATA EXPUNGED].
No additional SCP-CLP-V have been catalogued as of this revision.
Other possible SCP-CLP-V confirmed, though with minimal activity in [Chat-3].
[SCP-CLP-R-0006 (Earth) "Tohsaka Planet (Provisional Name)"]
(Data not found in popular media)
[TohsakaHeiress] — Rin Tohsaka (SCP-CLP-V-0010)
General Notes — SCP-CLP-R-0006:
The SCP-CLP-V of Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0006 referenced an anomalous energy known as "Mana." (Further study pending.)
Energies referred to as "Od" and "Prana" were also mentioned vaguely in a random comment.
No other SCP-CLP-V instances have been catalogued as of this revision.
None of the SCP-CLP-V from this reality have been confirmed as "Fictionally-Named Entities."
[SCP-CLP-R-0007 (Earth?) "Devil World (Provisional Name)"]
(Data not found in popular media)
[MagicalGirlSera-Tan] — Serafall Leviathan / Sitri (?)
(Surname uncertain; presumed older sister of SCP-CLP-V-0066)
(Openly declares intent to seduce [DATA EXPUNGED])
(SCP-CLP-V-0666) (designation assigned humorously)
[So-Tan] — So-Tan (?) Sitri / Leviathan (?)
(Name and surname uncertain; presumed younger sister of SCP-CLP-V-0666)
(SCP-CLP-V-0066)
General Notes — SCP-CLP-R-0007:
All SCP-CLP-V catalogued within this reality belong to the anomalous species known as "Devil."
Connection to Abrahamic religion remains unconfirmed.
Two other possible SCP-CLP-V confirmed, though with minimal [Chat-3] activity.
None of the SCP-CLP-V from this reality have been confirmed as "Fictionally-Named Entities."
[SCP-CLP-R-0008 (Earth) "Zombie World (Provisional Name)"]
(Data not found in popular media)
[[DATA EXPUNGED]Lady] — Saya [DATA EXPUNGED] / Takagi (?)
(Surname uncertain; self-proclaimed wife of [DATA EXPUNGED], claim unconfirmed) (SCP-CLP-V-0061)
[MiyaBeautyMoto] — Rei Miyamoto (?)
(Surname uncertain; maintains anomalous rivalry with SCP-CLP-V-0061) (SCP-CLP-V-0082)
General Notes — SCP-CLP-R-0008:
Other possible SCP-CLP-V confirmed, though with minimal [Chat-3] activity.
Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0008 has previously been visited by [DATA EXPUNGED].
None of the SCP-CLP-V from this reality have been confirmed as "Fictionally-Named Entities."
Important Note:
New data regarding SCP-CLP-V and SCP-CLP-R is currently delayed due to exhaustion of Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further updates pending.
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First Viewing Log – Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]
Designation: SCP-CLP-0001
Observation Date: ██/██/████
Transmission Origin: Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0002 "Terraria"
Responsible Observer: Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]
Event Description: First full transmission accessed through the device linked to "Stream Calamity."
Note: This log is a summary. A detailed report will be delivered at a later date.
Transmission Summary
The transmission was already in progress when I connected. No current confirmation of start time.
Transmission quality was impeccable — image and sound so clear it was as if I were observing with my own eyes.
Later Note: I discovered, after further study, that there exists something called "Reality 4D" within SCP-CLP, which actually allows access to "being there on site."
(For more data on "Reality 4D," consult [DATA EXPUNGED], Addendum: Reality 4D, and Addendum: SCP-CLP – Important Information.)
The transmission displayed a vast ruined field under a reddish sky and a crimson-looking moon, later designated [DATA EXPUNGED], filled with floating luminous particles.
Ambient sounds suggested high-speed winds and metallic noises at irregular intervals.
In the center of the frame, multiple entities were observed, apparently engaged in large-scale conflict.
The following figures were recognized and catalogued:
"The Streamer – Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]" — Central entity of the transmission, equipped with multiple anomalous devices. Exhibited clear environmental control, utilizing various anomalous energies. Later identified as "Mana," "Spiritual Energy," and "Nightmare Energy." Potential additional anomalous energies remain to be discovered.
[SCP-CLP-V-0029] (Identified as Ozma/Ozpin/Oz?) — Present beside "The Streamer." Acted in a supporting role during the battle.
[SCP-CLP-V-0030] (Jinn) — Semi-ethereal entity with bluish coloration, displaying constant levitation and luminescence. Acted as navigator of the vessel named "Proto-A."
[SCP-CLP-T-0001] (Dylan) — Native of Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0002 "Terraria." Apparent close friend of [DATA EXPUNGED]; acted in support role.
[SCP-CLP-T-0002] (Charlotte) — Native of Theoretical Reality SCP-CLP-R-0002 "Terraria." Apparent princess of a kingdom in that world; also acted in support role.
Other entities (likely instances of SCP-CLP-V and SCP-CLP-T) were detected but lacked sufficient visual focus for complete identification by the end of the transmission.
Additional Notes
For more data on "The Streamer – Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]," consult [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], or [DATA EXPUNGED].
For more data on "Proto-A," consult [DATA EXPUNGED] or [REDACTED].
For more data on "[DATA EXPUNGED]," consult [DATA EXPUNGED] or [REDACTED].
For more data on "SCP-CLP-T," consult [REDACTED], Addendum: SCP-CLP-T, and Addendum: Terraria.
Confrontation Description (Summary)
The conflict appeared to involve an opponent of immense proportions, appearing as a colossal malevolent eye approximately five meters in diameter (data imprecise).
The creature was never fully displayed in the frame.
The name "[DATA EXPUNGED]" was repeatedly mentioned by "The Streamer – Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]" and SCP-CLP-V-0029 (Ozma) in alternating tones of hostility and certain fear on the part of SCP-CLP-V-0029 (Ozma).
The central entity advanced against the enemy, emitting unrecognizable vocal patterns censored by the SCP-CLP.
A distinct tonal echo (possibly a chant or technique activation) was recorded coming from "The Streamer – Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]."
"The Streamer" used their own body as bait to attract [DATA EXPUNGED], while SCP-CLP-V-0029 (Ozma), SCP-CLP-V-0030 (Jinn), SCP-CLP-T-0001 (Dylan), and SCP-CLP-T-0002 (Charlotte) acted as support, restraining [DATA EXPUNGED] with multiple anomalous techniques.
Near the end of the chant, a blade of European appearance appeared in the right hand of "The Streamer," later identified as [DATA EXPUNGED].
By saying the name of the blade [DATA EXPUNGED], "The Streamer" struck forward with an apparently simple attack.
Upon impact, the released energy expanded radially.
All color in the transmission ceased for approximately 1.2 seconds — the SCP-CLP-0001 screen became completely white due to luminosity.
After the image returned, at timestamp 00:16:16 (time counted from connection, not from the start of transmission), the screen displayed "The Streamer" standing beside the body of [DATA EXPUNGED] split in half.
The upper half was held by the arm of "The Streamer" and by anomalously-originated golden chains created by SCP-CLP-V-0030 (Jinn).
The lower half of the body hung loosely, suspended by the same chains.
After the death of [DATA EXPUNGED], the red dominating the environment began to fade, along with the crimson coloration of [DATA EXPUNGED].
"The Streamer" then declared that that night would be known as "The Night That God Blinked."
Later Note: "The Streamer" created a Proto-Star and a nuclear explosion with their own hands prior to my connection with SCP-CLP-0001.
Fortunately, a complete record of previous transmissions exists — I was able to revisit this portion.
Further details will be added in a future log.
And, do not ask me to do this this week, fuck it!
Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] Notes for Frequently Asked (Idiotic) Questions
(Seriously, how did this leak? Wasn't it "Top Secret"? Who spread this shit? No one's going to do anything about it?!)
Q: "What is the name of the giant eye and what did it look like?"
A: "Don't ask about the fucking flying giant eye."
Q: "What is the name of the crimson moon?"
A: "Don't ask about the fucking moon."
Q: "What is the name of 'The Streamer'?"
A: "Don't ask about the fucking name of 'The Streamer.' Just call them 'The Streamer,' period."
Q: "What is the name of the sword?"
A: "Don't ask about the fucking name of the sword. That isn't even just a sword. I'm sure the FOUNDATION would kill for it — it was classified as a Thaumiel-class SCP at the moment I described its effects."
Q: "Why is almost everything about 'The Streamer' censored or data-expunged?"
A: "If you had the necessary authorization, you would know. Don't ask."
Q: "What SCP class was assigned to 'The Streamer'?"
A: "Finally, a question that won't get you killed! Imagine me clapping for your cleverness.
Well, the SCP class currently assigned to 'The Streamer' is Keter. However, this is still under review, and it could be moved to either class [DATA EXPUNGED] or class [DATA EXPUNGED]."
Q: "Who will you invite to the stream?"
A: "No one, neither now nor in the near future. Don't ask. And I do not accept bribes!"
Q: "Convey unto the Human of Orange Eyes that I shall await his presence."
A: "What the fuck is this? That's not a question! Who sent this shit here?
And who the hell are you — and how the fuck do you know his eye color?!"
Log Status: Completed
Pending Review by: Ethics Committee ██/██/████
Attachment: [DATA EXPUNGED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]
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This chapter was supposed to be released on the 18th. I'm actually traveling and won't be back until February 2nd, but something went wrong with the timer.
The next chapter should be released on the 24th. I'm writing this on my phone, so please forgive any typos.
Good night, and enjoy your reading!
PS: The third part of the Dimensional Chat OMAKE has been released on (P)(A)(T).
(P)(A)(T)/CalleumArtori.