"Miss System, play the song I'm thinking of."
[What's the point? Is it just me or have you been using the system as a music player lately?]
"What I'm going to do is like Gacha, I feel like a suitable song can increase my luck. And that's fine, right? You're a versatile system, Miss System."
Eiji praised the woman as if he believed she was really a system.
Miss System who could read her host's mind rolled her eyes.
That man was so sensitive to things that protagonists who had systems usually didn't think about.
Hearing a certain song wouldn't improve his luck either.
After all, what he was going to get was already... Ehem, it's not completely random.
[Alright, wait a moment.]
Next second.
Konosuba Ost - Explosion was playing in the backyard.
The sound of that magical musical instrument made the women in the house able to hear it.
"What is Eiji doing, nyaa?" Kuroka in her cat form ran to the back and peeked through the window.
Many women were following what she was doing.
They were also curious.
"Fufu. My husband seems to be doing something interesting." Aphrodite commented as she folded her hands under her breasts.
Her figure looked lewd as always.
Besides her, several other Goddesses of Olympus were also at Eiji's house.
"That magic circle... It's similar to summoning magic but different from all the magic circles I know. What will Eiji-sama summon?" Zest asked curiously.
No one answered her because none of them knew.
They including Grayfia and the Milfs in the harem watched as Eiji stretched one of his hands forward.
Not far in front of him, a silver colored magic circle that was quite large in size was created on the grass.
Dark and shining magic energy like there were stars in it came out of Eiji's body, and flowed into the magic circle in front of him.
The miraculous phenomenon made the sky above Kuoh city become cloudy and the wind blew making the trees sway.
The magic fluctuations that gathered around Eiji were terrifying!
The four Great Demon Kings, the True Demon Lord and even any Gods they knew were inferior to him.
The women watching from behind shuddered.
Aphrodite licked her lips and stared at Eiji's back with a hot gaze.
As expected of her husband, he was very...
Strong!
'The color of his magic power is even different from what I remember when he destroyed one of my Giant Nornil Pillars.'
The one who said that in her heart was the Goddess of Darkness, Aryan. From Ceres' vision, she was also watching Eiji who was showing off Mercurius' magic power.
[Host, is it necessary to do this? You can just use the servant summoning card without making such a big show.]
Eiji pretended not to hear what Miss System said.
Did she not understand?
He used this opportunity to show off to his women.
[Darkness is blacker than black and darker than dark.]
[I command you, join my dark color with the brilliance of stars.]
[The time of awakening has come.]
[Justice, which was at the limit of infallibility, now appears as a distortion that cannot be touched!]
[Dance, Dance, Dance!]
[From the Seventh Heaven, accompanied by three powerful words of greeting, Come out of the circle of restraint, Protector of the Sacred Balance!]
With the Law of Vibration, Eiji's voice echoed inside the heads of the women watching.
Some of them gulped as the atmosphere around became a little eerie due to his words.
[I want a servant: an inimitable servant!]
[I summon the most beautiful and sexy heroic spirit to become...]
Still, the most beautiful and sexy heroic spirit?
"Eiji-sama..."
Grayfia rubbed her forehead with a helpless expression.
In her eyes, this rather tense atmosphere was already shattered into pieces.
Eiji smiled and held his wrist.
[My servant and wife!]
Your servant and wife?
Eiji, what exactly are you calling for?!
Heroic spirit?
This was the first time they had heard of such a type of creature.
Everyone was surprised but before some of them could complain.
*BOOMM!*
The magic circle that illuminated the backyard of Eiji's house exploded and turned into a pillar of light that redeemed the sky.
A humanoid shadow slowly appeared inside the pillar of light.
"I hear you..."
A majestic woman's voice sounded.
But just from the sound of her voice, Kuroka and the other women watching from the window thought she wasn't ugly.
After the pillar of light disappeared.
They all saw the appearance of the owner of the voice.
Her height was about 171 cm.
That was tall for a woman.
However, they widened their eyes because from head to toe, she was covered in silver and blue armor, a cape, and a helmet carved to resemble a lion's face with a mane.
Eiji's eyes lit up because if his guess was correct, he knew who he was calling.
He felt he had hit the jackpot but at the same time, he was a little sad that he could only summon one servant from the Fate franchise!
If possible, he also wanted servants like Scáthach, Medusa, Morgan and Jeanne d'Arc. There were actually many beautiful women he wanted in the series.
He wants them all.
[You are so greedy, host.]
"I'm a Lancer-class servant, you're a master who summoned me? Your soul is as dirty as this world and I don't sense any Holy Grail."
"I don't know how you can summon me and I refuse your requests, especially the last one. There is no way I can be your wife because I am a King."
She is Artoria Pendragon (Lancer)!
The most popular king of Britain and also known as King Arthur.
Even though she was a woman.
"Wait, what?" Eiji's smile froze and he blinked his eyes.
Did he hear wrong?
The women in the back fell silent and some covered their mouths to stifle their laughter.
"Nyahaha! Eiji was rejected! Nyahaha!"
However, Kuroka couldn't help but laugh and roll on the floor.
Eiji could hear it.
[I seem to have spoiled Kuroka too much lately. Should I punish her again?]
"Oh, no! Eiji, I'm sorry!"
Recalling the last time she was punished for laughing at Eiji, she had not forgotten the sensation of her butt hole being pounded for over 24 hours inside the time barrier.
Kuroka shuddered.
She stopped laughing, but she shouted something that could make others misunderstand him.
[Misunderstand? Isn't that right?]
While Artoria looked at Kuroka and the others, and one couldn't tell what she was thinking because she covered her face with her helmet.
'Miss System, stop joking around and answer me, what does this mean?'
Eiji complained because the servant he summoned did not obey him.
She even called an innocent and white soul like him dirty.
Miss System was silent to hear what her host was thinking.
Did he seriously think his soul was innocent and white after what he had done so far?
[Looks like you misunderstood, host. Did you find the things you wanted in the description of the servant summoning card?]
[The servant summoning card only allows you to summon a servant from the Fate franchise.]
[Their loyalty to you depends on their personality. Goddess... I mean Artoria Pendragon of the Lancer class is one of the top servants, you're lucky even though her personality is quite difficult.]
Hey, you just said Goddess, right?
[But you're the Harem King, aren't you capable of wooing her?]
Eiji's lips twitched.
Miss System's words sounded like a provocation to his pride as the Harem King.
To answer her.
"Ehem! Don't rush to reject, Artoria. My name is Eiji Seiya."
He introduced himself and showed how handsome he was. Of course, he knew it wouldn't affect Artoria of the Lancer class.
Compared to Artoria of the saber class, Eiji remembered that Artoria in front of him was more indifferent and unfeeling.
However, he knew what made her like that and felt very confident to woo her.
Fortunately he had watched Fate/Grand Order THE MOVIE - Divine Realm of the Round Table: Camelot in his previous life.
"Hoh, you know me?" Artoria sounded a little surprised.
After all, she had only introduced her class and not by her real name.
However, the man in front of her recognized her.
"I know you."
The corners of Eiji's lips lifted higher and he said, "You are the legendary Knight King who ruled Britain, you are known as King Arthur. Your name is Artoria Pendragon, right?"
The women watching were surprised, especially Le Fay because her last name was also Pendragon.
She didn't know what a Heroic Spirit was but Eiji seemed to be summoning her ancestor!
On the other side, those who had heard the legend of King Arthur were confused because wasn't he a man?
Some of them remembered in the past Eiji had said King Arthur of the other world was not a man, but a woman
So that's...
"That's right, I am Artoria Pendragon. But you are wrong about King Arthur, I am the Lion King." Artoria's helmet disappeared into particles of golden light and now, everyone could see her face.
She had golden blonde hair tied into a bun with long bangs on either side of her face and bright lime green eyes, with glowing amber pupils, and no emotion.
She was undoubtedly beautiful and heroic at the same time.
Although she was wearing armor, the armor did not completely hide her curvaceous figure.
Many of them especially Eiji were amazed. The latter was excited about something.
"You are the Lion King? I see."
Eiji nodded.
"I have decided. Although there is no Holy Grail in this world, I will clean up this dirty world with the power of the Holy Lance and rebuild my holy city." Artoria said with an indifferent expression and a tone that almost lacked the slightest emotion.
From the beginning, she had always looked at Eiji calmly.
But, what did she just say?
The women watching were confused and they wanted to know what Eiji's answer was. Even so, they did not expect what happened next beyond their understanding.
Eiji suddenly took out Excalibur from his inventory and used Shundo. He appeared in front of Artoria and attacked her.
Artoria was surprised, a sword that looked like a drill, Holy Lance or known as Rhongomyniad appeared in her hand.
The golden barrier made of divine power also enveloped her frantically.
She wanted to parry Eiji's attack, but even with all her stats that were superior to most servants. After all, she was actually a Goddess.
Eiji knew this.
*Boom!*
Her barrier broke.
Artoria was thrown back and crashed into the fence of Eiji's house which not even a god-class being could destroy.
But with Eiji's physical strength, Artoria's body stuck to the cracked fence like a spider web.
She vomited a mouthful of blood and there was shock on her face.
"That sword... Excalibur? How did you... Huh, where's my Holy Lance?"
Artoria just realized that she was not holding anything in her hand.
"You're looking for this? Artoria, no... Goddess Rhongomyniad?"
Eiji's amused voice rang out and in his hand was not only Excalibur, he was also holding Rhongomyniad.
Ever since Miss System had referred to Artoria as the Goddess, he remembered the reason why Artoria was so indifferent and said things like cleaning up the world was because she was affected by the curse that Rhongomyniad had.
This spear gave her power that exceeded Excalibur but at the same time eroded her humanity.
In the original work, Artoria who became the Goddess Rhongomyniad did crazy things like cremating the humans she chose and letting the rest die because of the end of the world.
The original Artoria would not do such a cruel thing.
"Give me back my Holy Lance!" Artoria looked angry, but held her face because ever since being slashed by Excalibur and losing Rhongomyniad from her hands, she felt her head was dizzy.
Some memories of the original Artoria appeared in her mind and recovered some of her lost emotions.
"Instead of Holy Lance, why don't you use your sword again?" Eiji shook Excalibur in his hand.
Goddess Rhongomyniad extended one of her hands towards him and shot out a wave of divine energy.
The power of that attack was equivalent to that of a god-class creature in Highschool DxD.
Even so, the women watching the fight did not panic. They were just confused because what exactly was going on?!
Eiji suddenly summoned a beautiful woman and beat her up. No, he seemed to be bullying her.
*Clang!*
Eiji bounced off Goddess Rhongomyniad's attack with a Full Counter.
"Aghh!"
Goddess Rhongomyniad was blasted by his attack that was strengthened several times over until her armor was shattered into pieces.
Her extremely curvaceous figure with large breasts was now clearly visible.
She was lying on the ground.
Eiji was stunned for a moment and walked towards her step by step. Then, he pushed Excalibur in a sideways position onto her chest.
"Wh-What are you... Ughh! No~!"
Goddess Rhongomyniad resisted and tried to push Excalibur away, but there was a slight blush on her cheeks.
Eiji tried to ignore the piercing gazes of his women.
[This is a way to restore Artoria's memories and emotions as a human. I swear, I'm not doing this with bad intentions!]
Really?
Kuroka and the other women had looks of disbelief.
Or rather even though they believed Eiji was doing it to help Artoria, he also seemed to be doing it because he was a pervert.
...
In the living room.
Having regained her memories as King Arthur, Artoria looked at the man sitting in front of her with gratitude and a little awkwardness.
She was no longer as indifferent as before. Not only did the color of her eyes become emerald, now her expression became more human.
After a short talk about this world.
To be honest, she was confused as to why she could be summoned to a world without the Holy Grail.
The man who summoned her here was even more powerful than her.
Why would he summon her if he was that strong?
Oh, wait.
"Eiji, I thank you for making me remember my true self. I agreed to become your servant because the power that summoned me bound my soul to you."
"But to be your wife? Sorry, I can't do that. I am a king."
Besides, didn't he already have many beautiful women?
Artoria had been acquainted with Grayfia, Venelana, Kuroka, Zest, Lucia, Lady Phenex, Aphrodite, Artemis, Hera etc.
She even knew most of them were devils and goddesses who seemed powerful.
Eiji had a harem.
Thinking of herself joining that group, although she didn't show it on her face, she felt a little embarrassed as she did when Eiji shoved Excalibur into her chest.
"It's fine, I'm satisfied with this result."
Eiji smiled but in his heart? He was very disappointed!
Even with the maximum charm and several halos he had, Artoria did not fall in love with him immediately.
But since she had agreed to be his servant, he was at ease because he could still woo her slowly.
He had to be patient to taste Artoria's ass.
'Miss System, do you see the greatness of your host?'
[I saw it of course and should I say as expected of my host?]
'Say it.
Miss System did not expect her host to really want her to say it.
[As expected of my host.]
Eiji was satisfied for now.
Artoria squeezed Excalibur in her lap and said, "By the way Eiji, this Excalibur..."
"You are my servant, I will let you use it as your main weapon from now on, Artoria."
With his current power, Excalibur was not very useful to Eiji. That was why he preferred to let Artoria use it like the saber version of herself in the original work.
Artoria was a little surprised and thought her master was generous, he was also not as bad as she thought. "Really? I feel like this Excalibur is different from the ones I've had in the past, although it can still restore my memories that I've lost due to using the Holy Lance for over 20 years."
[The sword is even stronger than your Excalibur of the past and the Rhongomyniad, Artoria.]
"....?" Artoria did not see Eiji open his mouth but she could hear his voice inside her head.
Seeing that familiar scene, several women in the room were amused.
Artoria began to hear Eiji's inner voice.
They all knew when that happened, it was only a matter of time before she became one of them.
...
A/N: I'm a little under the weather today and choosing one servant out of several I like makes my head hurt. In the end, I chose Artoria Lance. However, the other servants of Fate will be present in the future because Eiji will go to that world later.