I'm just your average everyday person, I just drive a semi and read to fanfics all the time.
In my Contemplating, I can't help but think, is it just me or do others have, "If I got reborn" list.
Well, I do, I just never really thought that I'd have to use it, or at least so soon.
It was a normal day just driving to my next stop on the day-to-day grind. Then suddenly my drive tire blows, being the professional I am, I try to safely pull over but apparently, it's not my day because out of nowhere I was hit by lightning.
Thats all I remember from that day, the next thing I remembered was sit here up on a cloud, it was like driving truck on the road, and the bad tire then black and bam I'm on a really fluffy cloud with wait is that a table and an old man.
God: "Hello young man I'm very sorry for my mistake, me and my work friends where having a fun night and I took a bet. Unfortunately for you, I lost.
I was supposed to aim close to you, but because of the drinks it hit you.
I'm truly sorry young man, I feel horrible and hope to fix my mistake.
Well make it up go you. I'll let you be reborn in any world of your choice with some perks of course."
I thought there had to be a mistake how can a God get drunk and this whole dying thing I haven't wrapped my head around it just yet.
God: "Yes, we can get drunk just not off your mortal drinks." He waved his hand. "Here I can fixed the whole dying Dilemma.
Better? I took away all of that for the time it'll come back when you wake up."
"Stupid question I know, but you can read my thoughts?
Then if that's true, why do we have to talk."
God: "Yes young man I can hear your thoughts and we talk because it gets very boring if all I do is read your mind and grant your wish, then send you on your way.
I used to do that, but I got to bored, so now we talk.
Now let's talk about your world and wishes."
"Wait are you sure I can go to another world and with powers?"
The GIF nodded his head.
"YES!!!" I cleared my throat. "Oh um sorry, I got excited, I've always wanted to do this. It just came out.
Before I do though, can I ask a couple questions?"
God: "Yes young man you can but I can guess what a few are so I'll answer them, yes you can choose the time and family and you can have up to 10 gifts up to a point.
I haven't done this in a while, so I feel like giving more than normal."
"10 gifts that's a lot, I um, feel like that's a lot.
Are you sure that you can do that will you get in trouble somehow or way."
God: "Oh hahahaha no young one, I thank you so much for thinking of me even in this situation, but no I will not get in any trouble in any form."
"Ok, so um let me remember I have a list I just have to remember let's see."
"First I want to be in a mixture of two worlds the original world and the Mcu and not a knock off world just like the main timeline. As Klaus' twin brother"
God: "Thats a very good choice but I said one world not two I will have to make that a wish to make it a mixed world."
"I'm perfectly fine with that so now I'm down to 9 so let me think.
1. I Don't need blood to survive, it will only make me stronger; all human functions will still be operational including having children.
2. Curses don't have an effect on me, and spells have little effect on me and the more it's used on me the less it does
3. I can have the ability to take the powers of the person I drink from, the more I drink of the same species the more power I get.
4. Wood has no effect on me I can only die from purple marble and vervain doesn't either, it's the Middlemist red flower.
5. The Raphael skill from "that time I got reincarnated as a slime" or at least a AI that can be used through the internet when it comes out.
6. Anyone I turn can't betray me in any way, I can turn this on and off.
7. I can make clones and they have all my abilities, and I can view all their memories once they get reabsorbed.
8. I can make myself look whatever age I want it to be, also I can change the way I look.
I think I'll save the last wish till after I'm born if that's possible, I can't think of one at the moment."
God: "let's see all of these gifts are doable, some on the edge but I'll let it slide because I'm a very gracious god.
Well ok then I'll send you on your way if there is nothing else and you have no questions."
"No, I think that's all correct, I have no questions thank you for these gifts I don't know how to make it up to you."
God: "No young one there's no need to thank me."
"Well since that's all I'll send you on your way then oh, just to let you know you will fully wake up when you are five with your past memory's, you also won't get your gifts till you wake up as a vampire.
Thank you for that I didn't even think about trying to go through being a baby again that would be horrible."
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Then it all went black.