"Open the door!"
As soon as Su Xuan pulled up to his house, a man appeared at his window and tapped on the glass with a knife.
"What do you want?" Su Xuan frowned.
"Are you blind?" The man brandished the knife in his hand. "This is a robbery!"
"And if I don't open the door?"
"If you don't open up, I'll smash your car!" the man said belligerently. "You dare run me over?"
"Sigh, you really leave me no choice." Su Xuan sighed and unlocked the doors.
The man immediately yanked open the passenger door and sat down.
"How much have you had to drink?" Su Xuan fanned the air in front of his nose. The moment the man got in, the stench of alcohol hit him like a wave.
"Cut the crap!" The man pressed the knife to Su Xuan's throat and growled, "Hand over everything valuable you have!"
"Before you rob me, I have a question," Su Xuan said calmly. "Are you really here to rob me? It doesn't look that way."
"What, you want me to assault you, too?"
