A helicopter skimmed across the sky and landed on the plain.
From the helicopter, two young Taoist priests stepped down.
"Junior brother, you're such a lazy donkey. We just flew over from the East Sea, and you already need to pee?"
The slightly older Taoist shook his head and patted the younger one. "Our master is in a hurry; you should learn to be more alert from your senior brother."
Having said that, the Taoist unzipped his pants and started peeing against a tree.
The younger Taoist also unzipped but barely pretended, not actually peeing.
"Hey! Junior brother, weren't you the one clamoring to come down for the toilet, and now you don't need to? Let me tell you, we're just a few hundred miles from the Black Pine League, and we'll be there in an hour. Don't cry out for the toilet again during that hour!" The older Taoist said, smacking the younger one on the head: "Stop making a fuss! Why yell if you don't need to pee!"
With those words.
