"So let me get this straight..." Fiona began. "In the time that I've been gone, you lost your virginity to the scary dinosaur lady that you told me about."
*Sniff* "Yea... It was amazing."
"Gross. Anyway, after you guys had sex a couple of times, you realized that she didn't have the fancy birthmark people get after they boink one of your family members for the first time."
"T-They're not birthmarks!"
"Not the point."
"O-Okay, well... Yea."
"And that birthmark basically means that the two of you will be together forever and be super in love and gushy and have lots of happy memories."
*Sniff* "WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!"
Thrudd devolved into another drunken crying fit, and Fiona did her duty of consoling her. Her coat was supposed to be waterproof, but evidently they had never tested the material against the tears of a broken-hearted dragon girl.
While Fiona was struggling to stay dry, Thrudd suddenly sat up and shook her while sobbing.
