"Yijian Peak excels in calculations, surveying the principles of heaven, and determining cause and effect in the mundane world with unerring accuracy," the Alcoholic sighed. "I joined the sect decades ago and have a natural talent for wine-making. I didn't think too much about it when I first started cultivating. In recent years, well, let's not even get into the cultivation levels of the cohort I joined with—they've all found partners now."
"A few years ago, they returned from their travels, and when we gathered, I found I was the only one still single."
"Thus, a year ago, I asked Cheng Fengshou of Yijian Peak for a divination to see when my fated partner would appear. Cheng Taiyong told me I lacked Yin Yang harmony, indicating I might not find a partner of the opposite sex in this lifetime, and my only companion would be alcohol."
