IN THE HOSPITAL
That means, I'm never gonna have kids, Chuck's said. No, that's not what he meant, Jaden said. I was so foolish thinking that I could break your record, I wish I had known better I would have listened to my grandpa and maybe I'd probably have a kid or two running around now, he said almost in tears.
Hey, he's just trying to pull your legs, don't take it seriously, Jaden said. Yeah Jaden is right, Aidan said putting his hand on Chuck's shoulder. Come on guys, don't try painting me as the bad guy here, I just told him the truth, Derek said.
What the fuck dude, Jaden said. What's even bothering me right now is the fact that I'm the only child of my parents, you guys knew how long it took before my parents had me and to make it worst I can't even make them grandparents.
But dude, no one said you're not gonna have a baby, I mean.....Cuts in, please don't interrupt me, I'm currently mourning l need to let my grief out. Now who died, Jaden asked.
My manhood of course, Chuck's said startling his friends. Oh men, Aidan mumbled wondering how dramatic Chuck's could be.
As I was saying, I'd be happy if my mom could conceive at least she would experience the joy of being grandparent s but no, that's never gonna happen cause mom already reached menopause and the only child that she had, has been rendered useless.
Look, I don't know why you are saying all these, cause you're perfectly okay, I mean you are just suffering from low-sperm count, man-up bro, Aidan said.
I should have listened to my grandpa when he insisted on getting a wife for me but no I didn't listen, rather I insisted on getting to thirty before settling down and he said no, that twenty seven was okay and I had no choice but to agree and now I'm not even up to twenty-five....I'm so dead.
My grandpa is gonna kill me, he said in a daze. Okay nobody is gonna kill anybody, the thing is you need help and I'm gonna get the doctor, Aidan said stepping out.
Where's my phone, he said. Here, Jaden said and handed it over to him. No, you take it and call all my girlfriends, try finding out if any of them is pregnant or perhaps has a child for me unknowingly to me, Chuck's said in panic.
Least we forget, you barely sex without condomn which means there's no hope. Look bro, I'm sorry about your condition there's nothing we or the doctor can do about it, Derek said moving closer to Chuck's.
Okay, you know what, everything you have said has gotten up to here, he said pointing to his head and I can't take it anymore.
What, I'm just sympathizing with him, he's lost something so precious, Derek said. Okay, that's it, Jaden said and attecked Derek who ended up falling on top of Chuck's who exclaimed "OUCH". Take Note(Across his broken waist). I'm not going to spare you today, he said trying to punch Derek who keep on preventing the hit.
HAHAHA.....HA...HA, my waist, Chuck's cried out not believing that his friends were currently fighting ontop if him. I feel like I'm gonna die right now, my blood pressure is at the rise, he said and lied down back on the bed accepting his fate before slowly struggling to press the emergency button.