"Yeah, that's what I expected. System, how long have I been in space now?"
"Oh, still? I thought it's already been more than a year."
"Well it's not like it would make a difference. I'll be stuck in space forever anyway. I can't even go insane thanks to the oh all powerful system."
"Yeah, but I had no idea earth would be destroyed right after I accepted it! I can't even use any of the perks I now have! Even if I find a planet with life, It'll most likely be just filled with bacteria and it'll be the same as if I was still in space! God damn I hope the system upgrade I'll get will be somewhat useful."
"But earth was destroyed and I would still be the smartest man on earth because I'm the only man from earth who is still alive."
"...What!?!? I've asked you this before and you said that no one survived!"
"...what...AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME SOONER!!!"
"God you're so damn annoying! You know I always wondered why I had to wait for 900 years to talk to you, but now I wish you didn't even exist. But how do I get to these people who are alive?"
"God damn it. I seriously hope that when I reach 1000 years you'll be able to tell me more stuff. But wait how are they still alive considering I've been alive for 900 years? Are they immortal too?
"Ahh, so I'm somewhere where time moves faster, right?"
"What... how do I get out of the black hole?"