As Elder Evils Bane continued to read the yellowed tome, he seemed to get angrier and angrier.
He took a deep breath to control himself and then immediately ignited the Technique.
"This is a suicidal technique, even if you were able to properly cultivate it without exploding, you would irreparably damage your soul. Your unique regenerative ability may have saved you before, but soon it will not be able to keep up. I forbid you from cultivating this technique anymore."
I began to sweat. "Soul damage?" I asked.
Elder Evils Bane, nodded. "My three of my main laws are the law of Death, Time, and Karma. I shall impart you a cultivation technique that I have created. It will also involve Body Refining, so do not fear you are missing out. This is the technique that I wish I started with. As long as you are not at the level of a Primal Daoist, you can use it to devour your current cultivation and while your cultivation will be lower, it will maintain it's true strength. I Estimate you will lower your cultivation down to the first level of the Zhifu Disciple stage. Do not worry, you will still maintain your current true strength and your Body cultivation will not revert at all. "
Before I could react he had stood up, crossed the room, and poked my forehead. I Immediately Entered a daze and started making strange movements and chanting. My cultivation began to decrease down to the First level. Only to Immedaitely shoot up to the 2nd level, and then the third.
The elder grinned, "Good, he's already in a state of enlightenment. Let us not Disturb him."
-Rem POV-
As we exited the elders chambers, leaving Subaru alone, the first thing I noticed was that we weren't in some archaic society.
In fact, the first thing that came to mind was 'Futuristic cultivation mega-city.'
I noticed my sister gasp, as we were lead to a place that looked like a 5 star skyscraper hotel, but instead, it was a giant cultivation pavilion with thousands of space-expanded rooms. the elder began to speak. "I noticed you two were from an underdeveloped world of the small world variety." He then stared into my eyes, and I then knew he know our deepest secret.
"Please teach that long-eared princess of yours how to use the library-computer in your pavilion. I will Direct your fellow disciple, Subaru, to your pavilion when he has finished with his enlightenment. It is rather refreshing to see such good seeds come from the Yellow springs without forgetting. I never agreed with that stupid granny's mind wiping ways anyway."
I froze, and saw Ram do the same.
He just grinned at me. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
He then passed me a storage ring, and then walked away. calling over his shoulder, "Swipe your sect identification jade over the door, and it will generate a Pavilion for you and your group. as my personal Disciples, one of the best versions."
He chuckled, and then disappeared.
I let out a breath and noticed Ram.exe was still frozen, and needed a reboot.
So I kicked her in the shin and she jumped into the sky. Hitting her head on the ceiling, bouncing off, and then groaning while lying prone on the ground.
"Sister, I'm too tired for this shit." Ram says, and I just bounce in place, giggling at her misfortune, and trying to hide my unease.
I enter the room, dragging the prone Ram and confused Emelia Beside and behind me respectively.
---3 days later, Subaru POV---
I snap out of my trance, and notice none of my companions were with me. I look around and see Elder Evils Bane, watching over me. "Congratulations on reaching the Wanxiang Adept stage."
he then waves his hand, and the gathering tribulation clouds dissipate with a hiss.
"Now, go meet your companions in the fifth pavilion tower of Evils Bane Mountain. You are now my 11th Personal Disciple, Rem and Ram being the 9th and 10th." He smiles, shoves a uniform and a jade tablet into my hands. He then straps a futuristic looking watch to my arm, and says. "Good luck."
before he can shoo me out I ask, "Emelia doesn't have good talent, does she?"
He frowns and then nods, "Good comprehension. She is an in-name disciple, because her talent isn't up to par. She's only even in the sect due to her association with you. It will take a truly staggering amount of Talent Upgrading Natural Treasures to have her catch up to you."
He nods, and pushes me out the door. "Come back later, I must speak to some important people."
I then hear him mutter underneath his breath.
"Damn company-Desolate war is taking too many of our pure yang true immortals and true gods.... maybe we should ask the sect master to--"
I stop eavesdropping on his mutterings and keep walking, I don't want to get involved in that at all.
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--Company troubleshooter MA-31-71Ωψ POV--
"It was a fucking ambush!" I Shout, looking at my superior in the eye with rage.
"None of our squad survived and you sent us to our deaths! My entire squad save me, was Conceptually erased! Despite the damn defences that we bought! Why the fuck didn't they work?!" I continued, seething.
"You survived a T11 that-"
I interrupt my ROB, "T11 my ass! the sector said something about a T12!! What the fuck is a T-12?!? They're supposed to be Impossible!! T11 is supposed to be the limit! By definition, they are uncategorized reality warping entities! how the fuck is there a T12?!"
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My Rob got a serious look on his face and then I felt the room seal itself conceptually. "This doesn't leave this room." he says, bringing out papers. Sign here.
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I of course take the week it takes to read the fine print and all the other nonsense. It literally just says I'll be erased if I tell anyone not in the know already. Not like I have a choice anyway.
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"T-12 is when someone becomes Able to be categorized in a way that defies Defenses and talents. Reality Warpers that are beyond the scale, if they are hostile they are deemed enemies and avoided at all costs." He takes an unnecessary breath and then continues. "You actually faced a T13, someone who is self-propagating and impossible to kill. Their existance is Self-Causal and if they die, they are simply warped into never having died. only the higher ups know the limits of these."
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he then gets a frown on his eldritch face. "That's all I'm even allowed to know. Rumor has it there are even levels above T13 but you didn't hear it from me. now get out and--"
My robs head exploded as I enter 100% and I burst through the ceiling. I'm getting the fuck out of company space right the fuck now. To the border of company space I go.
That Bastard called himself Samsara Dao Immortal Chaos-Chaser, and I'm not. fucking. with. that. SHIT.
WARNING A TROUBLESHOOTER HAS GONE ROBBIE AND NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED.
I need to get the fuck out of company spa--
A light comes from my company phone and then I am engulfed in a bright light.
Then I know nothing at all.