War God, like all straight men, replied, "They all look good."
This made Little Taotie truly angry, and she snorted, "You're just brushing me off! You didn't even look closely!"
War God: "…I did look closely."
"If you looked closely, how could you not tell which one is the prettiest?"
"They all look good…"
"Humph, you're just brushing me off!"
"They really all look good, you look great in any of them!"
"I don't believe you've looked carefully; if Feng Qi were here, she'd definitely help me seriously choose which looks the best!"
War God: "…" Actually, she's outside frantically knocking, but I've put up a barrier, so you don't know.
"Anyway, to prove you've looked carefully, you have to pick out the best one from these!"
War God: "…They're all about the same."
"You're still brushing me off!"
"I really didn't..."
