"yes I'm alive if y'all were actually worried about that " said the faggot who's the author of this fic he was too lazy to write anything good and no the one who's writting this isn't him you think he'd use "faggot" to refer to himself? Use ya brain people who am I ? I am no one you're imagining me the problem is YOU dear reader
The aforementioned faggot Author performed hand signs with a throbbing tick mark (huh at least his something is throbbing hehe), and shouted
"AUTHOR'S APOLOGY STYLE : SEA OF OMAKES !! And I'm sorry for that guy too I've been trying to teach him manners " I said apologetically yes I regained control of my body to write
This YIPPEE ! Also you should take the dialogue of hiruzen as filler / omake
I kind of forgot to type the omake in the previous chapter yes I'm aware I'm Retarded, thanks for noticing
Anyways , i fixed the chapter before so check it out if you have not please
Or maybe i should pretend it was a bold, avant-garde artistic choice. You're welcome- *static* -No, you didn't hear it from reliable sources, which is the point
Author's eye twitched "get OUT OF HERE STOP HARASSING MY READERS"
Curse looked at the author like he was born from a linage of stupids
"When HAVE I ever listened to you"
Author sweat dropped hard *he's gotta point there*,
Scenes of different omakes your dear readers view
[Note by curse : y'all look funny you know that-*gets punched into unconsciousness by author* DON'T mind the stupid voice see ya enjoy the long over due fic!]
Enter title card : omakes begin
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Omake # -1
Couple stuff - naru_±_hina fluffs
Reward for reading : sanity points 30000000+
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As Hinata pinned Naruto to the grassy forest floor having enough of the struggling smaller yellow haired boy Hinata got ready to strike him down while saying the name of her attack
Hiruzen had his eyes wide *is she gonna do what I think she is going to do!?* He thought his personal guards weren't thinking far off
*Ah? Noble clan heir's classic always taking what or who ever they want* was the thought of anbu guards each wearing hog , cat and gecko masks respectively
"Naruto-kun please forgive me, Lightning style : true gentle fists" she poked him with fingertips sparking with lightning and with similar speed the effect was instant
Everyone who was watching this on crystal ball froze as they heard those words and whitened when they saw sparkling fingertips
*WHAT lightning style? In gentle fists? Is she trying to kill him ?now that I think about it why didn't they do this before?-anyways I knew that Hyuga girl would do something like this to anyone that had been all but tortured like that by her own house and clan won't have normal taste... although* Was the collective thought of elite Ninjas , hiruzen instead of ordering for Hinata's execution hiruzen's mind raced *this might give Naruto some good character development*
but instead of Naruto dying or getting violated after or before but what happened instead nearly made the everyshinobi die under the weight of their sweatdrop as everyone watched
Naruto's eyes went wide as suddenly feeling everything a thousand times more wherever Hinata hit even the slightest wind would cause him to laugh uncontrollably his instincts took over which were smarter than him , he froze trying to control his laughter his face was comical he even stopped breathing but Hinata did not stop
*What the...* Hiruzen thought his brain was failing to process what he was seeing, the face Naruto made was something straight out of weird comic book heck this whole thing was all out of those dam books
*Wait what She's not in necrophilia?* Thought a boar masked operative *she's not gonna rape him!?* Thought a cat masked female operative with purple hair
Unaware of the slandering Hinata began the next part of her attack and tickled him tracing different patterns on his body with a deviously angelic smile as expected Naruto burst out laughing
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJANAHAHAJAJSJSISMSISZKZKSJISWKWIWNWIWMSISJDGXNHXSKSJSJMSISKSKSSKSISKSISIKSKSKSJSJSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH sToWpH HiNaTa PULIOCIHHH SATWAPHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I WILL DO ANYTHING I SWEAR HINAAATAAA BELIEVE IT HAhAhaAHAHAHHAHHA" Naruto begged while laughing like no Tomorrow like he had just seen Naruto sasuke with lee in a gaybar both wearing cool spandexs and he recorded that on a camera top tier black mail metrial a prankster's dream.
He laughed like he took his revenge on Kakashi for the 1000 years of pain by using that same "jutsu" on him
Hiruzen facepalmed while muttering "idiot"
Cat masked female operative palmed her mask muttering "why did he have to say that now ?..and ..in that way.." she said From behind her mask and palm
*Now What's the fun when the boyfriends agree before the actual action begins *she thought eyeing the gecko masked anbu
One of the male anbu with a gecko mask just shivered understanding Naruto completely muttering "tickles are the worst" which earned him delicate hand trickle-strike on his neck from the purple haired neko masked anbu with a glint in her masked eyes he knew all too well before he could stop her
she spoke casually "that's not what you said last time i Tickled you guess you don't like it now honey hayate."
*Betrayal! Yugao* He mentally screamed in despair knowing full well the teasing his comrades will inflict on him he could imagine them making whipping gestures at him
*He's more whipped than the slaves* thought the boar masked anbu while muttering a prayers for the lost dignity of his fellow masked operative
Hiruzen pretended to not hear them
Hinata finally stopped tickling the laughing mess known as Naruto
"HA!*GASP* I th-ink something broke ien me" Naruto gasp said
"When was the last time you laughed out of joy ? by getting tickled" Hinata asked shooting an arrow in the dark it was weird... laughing shouldn't result in anything like this especially for him , the literal class clown but her mind was already processing the reality and it didn't sit right with her
"I was never tickled until now...now that I think about it I wasn't even touched by others say for Iruka and hiruzen like i had the plague or something"Naruto said after a movement of thinking
Hinata pressed herself to him trying to comfort him by physical-touch her heart getting filled with gulit had she been stronger Naruto won't have suffered that much
"Did you like it ?" Hinata asked
Naruto nodded and said "yeah kinda"
"Oh poor you thing, Naruto don't worry I'll touch you if you want" Hinata said as she cradled him causing him to pass out due to the increased sensitivity
Poor Naruto's newly rebooted nervous system his brain could not handle the skin filled and warm embrace of a lovers hug having never experienced this or any thing close to this his brain straight up shut off as if trying to refuse that this ever even happened
"I fucking quit" was genuine thought from everyone occupying the hokage office even the plants agreed followed by "Kids these days dam these hormonal animals"everyone thought with a sweatdrop
"Does she realise what she sounds like....?"gecko masked operative said
"Probably...come on she's just a girl after all"neko said very nonchalant
"Wonder if you'd say the same if the genders were reversed" hog muttered
"She won't...I know her well enough" gecko said casually his tone deadpanning
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~Omake end~
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Omake #1 women are scary : Sasuke edition psycho Ino
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3 months before the graduation exams
Ino was stalkin-ar observing her objective one of the last of his clan uchiha sasuke her sasuke she noticed absent mindedly that Sakura was gonna start observing her sasuke too just like she was but in a more creepy way according to her
As sasuke was gonna as always disappear whenever he sensed his fan girls presence
Sakura was easy to detect after all he could smell her gooning-ass from a mile away & as Sakura didn't have much control over her urges well more like didn't bother to control her desires and intent to act on those wants towards the most handsome man in their class so she was not able hold her lust intent or perhaps she doesn't know that people with shinobi training can detect this subconscious or conscious release of chakra filled with emotions so she decided to not let it happen but then she had a plan
Deciding to act she picked up a rock and threw it at the back of her Ex-friend knocking her out making sasuke aware of both of their existence
Sasuke looked at her and the downed Sakura and thought * that pink haired Harpy was almost in my sensing range what was her name again ? Yeah makura* and looked at ino then *looks like this fan girl nino ? Uno? Jino? Ahh ino! Took her out I better get Outta here before she tries to rape me again*
Ino turned and started to walk off uninterested, shocking him
"Wait ino! What happened?" Sasuke said unsure of what to do, did ino really gave up on raping him? Maybe she wanted to apologize to him for harassing him ? Maybe That's why she helped him by dealing with bakura before that pink-et tried to rape him again
Ino smirked so evil it would've made orochimaru begged her to take him as an apprentice she suppressed it before turning back to sasuke
"nothing I was just going about my business when I saw Sakura here- *she pointed at the said unconscious girl*-stalking you and since everyone here wants to see you get raped by all us fan girls I decided to stop it I'm sorry for what I did before" she looked at him with a apologetic look
Sasuke looked at her and nodded gratefully acknowledging and accepting her apology
He walked closer to her curious as to what changed her so much she was like herself just yesterday
"Thank you so much ino may I ask what changed you ?" Sasuke asked curious to know what can change people that perhaps he could that on every girl ? For crying out loud his underwears were starting to disappear...
"Well how about I show you? I discovered something recently" ino said resisting the urge to rub her hands together
sasuke was invested now so he decided to go with her to see beside what's the worst thing this girl can do ?
How wrong he was
Ino led him to the jungle in an old warehouse as ino opened a door sasuke looked inside ino behind him
She threw some of her hair to sasuke's feet which were collected from her visits to barber paralysing him by running her chakra through them
sasuke's eyes went wide in horror as ino moved towards him hungrily
She made some hand signs and possessed him , using her mind transfer jutsu making her original body fall limp
Ino possessed sasuke went in the room and tied himself? Herself? to the bed leaving only one hand she then made a hand sign with both her hands releasing her jutsu
As soon as she got back into her body sasuke looked at her in horror she was in her birthday suit the sudden loss of his eye's innocence impending rape was traumatic enough for him to awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan with that his escape was a flash fuelled by the new found fear of fan girls & the power of his eyes leaving the said girl cursing
sasuke vowed to never trust his fan girls ever again he
Soon after He awakened his sharingan's all stages at once then he killed his brother and gained eternal Mangekyō Sharingan due to transplanting itachi's eyes in him
He was then made the hokage then he married some serious kunoichi like anko , kurenai (much to asuma's dismay ) , fuu (who he got after he annexed the water fall village on the suggestion of hiruzen and danzo who may or may not have used kutomatsukami on hiruzen ) and tamari (because uchia clans symbol was a fan) mebuki formerly haruno (sakura's mom) kortsuchi
Then Hinata married Naruto after she stopped Naruto from committing suicide due to sasuke being offered the position of his dreams which sasuke accepted after thinking about it for the good of the village (to inrage Naruto)
and after that sasuke passed the hat to Naruto after being hokage for 3 months due to the paper work Naruto made a lot of jokes saying the sasuke married a literal fan girl being back to his cheerful self
and everyone lived happily ever after or died in itachi's case
the end.
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Omake end #1
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Omake #2 begins!
women are scary : Sasuke edition psycho Ino alternate ending the :
Sakura : the rise & fall of forehead ninja
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As ino threw the stone Sakura looked at her and whispered "forehead style : Yata mirror "
Sakura's impressive forehead became ten times its size and reflected The rock away and increasing it's speed making it hit Ino on the head and knocking her out
Sakura looks at her sasuke expecting him to compliment her and kiss her all she saw was a dust cloud in his shape
She sniffed as well as snorted said dust taking in his scent "ohhh sasuke kun you dirty boy playing hard to get I see I shall prove my worth for your kids which I'll brith none stop baby!" She exclaimed loudly knocking Ino again who had just woken up from her knock out by her own thrown rock
Sakura then hit her head on ground and shouted as she fled to sasuke's apartment "forehead style : flight" leaving a traumatized Ino
For someone like Ino who worshipped showing off and looking good that kind of monstrosity was a crime against humanity she will never forgive sakura for giving her nightmares of Sakura in that form she was sure to have suicidal behaviour now she knew
*Slam* *SHUT*
Sasuke had ran to his house arrr no tactically retreated after seeing Ino being knocked out by the reflected rock that was his queue to leave Sakura shouldn't have that kind of power what the hell was the jutsu ? It was similar to Iruka's big head no jutsu he looked at his reflection the three tomo of Sharingans stared back at him the turma alone had caused his awakened he heard the faint sound of
He was so disturbed by Sakura that he instinctually had almost fled to the uchia compound which was now a ghost town or compound
"SASUKE MY GLORIOUS KING LET ME GLAZE YOU'RE MARVELOUS BODY" and his blood didn't just ran cold it stopped
He looked up (the source of the sound) as Sakura with forehead the size of mother of all shields Sakura broke through his ceiling as if it was made of paper
"Naughty master~ now come to your slave~" she purred in the most sexual voice she could make with all of her lust in it
That view gave Sasuke even more fear and trauma so much he couldn't handle his eyes shifted morphing into Kaleidoscope like pattern two new Justus came in his mind in a instent and the plan formed in his head in a instant one of his eyes shot a ball of black fire bleeding then his chakra which had increased far beyond what it was originally it shifted going to his second eye he focused on the moving wave of fire toward Sakura and shouted the name of his technique
"Blaze Release: Kagutsuchi caged the bitch in heat no jutsu!" Was the respond sasuke had to Sakura as she got trapped in a cage made of black fire with a tint of dark purple
Sakura just smirked even more her eyes practically hearts now "sasuke MY KING I DIDN'T KNEW YOU WERE INTO THIS I'M SO HAPPY PLEASE DOMINATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE BREED YOUR SLAVE OH MY KING" she then used her forehead to break the floor beneath her causing both of them to fall in kitchen
As sasuke fell he looked in horror thanks to his new sharingan as Sakura landed before the rubble and him and positioned herself where he would fall into her arms wide and making suspicious gestures with mouth
And with that all his mind could think was to distance himself from her his eyes bleed again pain shot through his his body a ribcage began to form on his body as he fell on to Sakura a name appeared in his head "susano's protection from thots" as he muttered as if evoking the god susano' himself to protect his chastity from Sakura, his body now armoured up crashed into sakura knocking her out and breaking her bones and teeth
"That was TOO close" sasuke said as he slumped on to ground exhausted and in pain everything hurt spacially his eyes that chakra ribcage thing hurted like needles yet worse like there was one needle per his every cell or more and they were heated to hellish temperatures
*What the hell am I gonna say to hokage-sama now....will I be sent back to the uchia clan compound?* Those were his finale thoughts before he limply walked out of there , not minding to check on Sakura who was breathing slowly but surely what did he do to deserve this ? What kind of sin had he committed in his previous life?
He knocked on the door of the only person who can repell every fan girl his name being Naruto Uzumaki he was dangerously low on chakra everything still hurt like hell as if the heavenly fire which he had used was in his body itself
Soon Naruto opened the door "what the hell happened to you ?" Naruto asked amused
Sasuke was tempted to use his eyes on this yellow haired monkey and on Sakura make him go through the same thing death by chakra going more empty then Naruto's skull be damned he didn't know why but this creature always managed to bring his old self or atleast how he was with his little brother who was more like a cousin but he had treated him like his own little brother so in end decided to have mercy on this creature again
"Sakura *gasped*... bitch tried to rape me.... again" sasuke replied with heavy eyes he was almost dead from the looks of it
A "Huh" was Naruto's intelligent reply
Sasuke was fighting the urge to fire ball Naruto's ass to Sunday
"What!?" Sasuke spat
"What?" Naruto asked ,genuinely confused and let him inside his house while he thought *what the hell is rape?*
"Fuck off" sasuke said quietly as he entered and slumped on sofa a ticket mark pulsing on his forehead
"Soooo You want some ramen ?" Naruto asked still confused
"Yeah I'm all out of usable chakra" sasuke said knowing food would help restore his physical energy half of the thing which makes chakra
"Ok? Just remember to pay me for this" Naruto said jokingly as he passed him a cup of instant ramen his lame excuse of a joke sent sasuke's mind back in memory lane in his eyes Naruto was replaced by his younger self
*Was i like this to Itachi before he went all emo & unstable?* Sasuke thought
"I will forgive you for that prank"sasuke said
"Come on! You know it was funny seeing every-female teacher getting you heart shaped chocolates getting really huggy wuggy to you after i transformed into you and gave them chocolates" Naruto said proud and happy
"You took the chocolates for free from the owners" sasuke reminded him, deadpanning while turning green at remembering the aforementioned traumatic memory, sighing took his first slurp of ramen
"Can I get ketchup with this ?...It lacks tomatoes" sasuke said politely yet with firmness
"You monster" Naruto gasped in response to sasuke's heresy against ramen itself
"You're the monster for eating this without tomato sauce you fucking heretic don't...you know this is KONOHA !" Sasuke screamed in anger
"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS VILLAGE" Naruto screamed to the heaves
"Don't ask me...this place must be haunted by the nine tails fox's sprite after the frouth killed it perhaps a curse ?"sasuke spoke as he waited for Naruto to give him some delicious ketchup
Which Naruto gave him while crying anime tears he turned away unable to watch his favourite food get molested so shamelessly
"You know what i might just tell Sakura about you being here-"Naruto's threat was cut short as sasuke hit him on his neck with a chop
With precision only a ninja could have sasuke rolled the unconscious Naruto in Naruto's bed and after writing a letter to whoever finds Naruto in his rolled up prison to keep him safe, he promptly kicked him out
The unconscious body of Naruto went rolling through the village changing directions as it bumped into walls and what not and went straight into inuzuka compound the roll hit inuzuka tsume who was having a conversation with Hiashi who was accompanied by Hinata
"Look Hinata ! We have a gift from *sniffs* sasuke Uchiha" tsume said grinning from ear to ear she hiashi had just came to her to help hinata claim Naruto Uzumaki for the betterment of Hyuga clan it was either she helped hinata to act like a proper Hyuga aka take what's her's and take some more or she losses her title to her sister
This world of Thiers was a dog eat dog after all
"Uh? What do you mean, Mrs. Inuzuka?" Hinata asked confused
"Hiashi ,get out of here.... we got what we needed to break Hinata outta her shell" Tsume all but barked
Hiashi used his eyes once and understood everything without a second thought shunshined away
Tsume then picked the roll prison of Naruto and took him in her house followed by a confused Hinata none the less she closed the door
"Hinata now open this"
"What ! What happened to Naruto!"
"Who cares for now we have what we want now... now do as i say ...anything less or I take the first turn ok? Now bring that bottle of baby oil here"
"Please reconsider... he has suffered enough"
"I wasn't gonna help you in this but this cutie pie here entered my clan compound without permission as such i have full liberty to deal with him as I see fit now silence do you want him awake or not awake" tsume traced her fingers on Naruto's jaw
"Not awake *sobs* i won't be able to look into his eyes now" hinata said unable to let this happen she was in tight space here with no right answer she cursed her dad for setting this up
"Don't worry I'll help you to fix that as well"tsume said she as she snatched the bottle of baby oil from Hinata's hands and opened it
*The note which was attached to Naruto fell to ground as tsume tore it away to get to what she wanted having already read it, the note said "this fucker doesn't like ketchup with ramen"as a konoha citizen and it's weapon against every other village she won't let this slide with or without Hinata that was the real real reason for what was about to happen*
she turned to see the comical dust cloud shaped like Hinata and Naruto respectively.....
She let out the mother and father of all the howls a sound, that the flora and fauna around her had only heard once before when her husband literally ran away her fellow clan members knew to start praying for God to give her whatever she wanted all the houses were sealed shut from within with a line of crashing sound and sounds of various jutsus being called out primarily fire and earth to seal the doors shut.
Tsume sniffed the air her eyes filled vienes full of red hot blood as her anger rose alongside with a little pride at Hinata's exit but none the less she locked on to Naruto's scent and gave chase via shunshin with a puff of smoke which was comically shaped like her she was on a hunt after all
To be continued?.
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Omake end
AN: I think I might have over cooked here (ei burnt it)
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|!The Story begins!|
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A day after Naruto got to the land of weaves flash back
Naruto was reading through 'how to be a ninja for dummies' or something like that he couldn't give more shits about the name anymore
Basic jutsus a shinobi must have : body replacement technique does as the name says the user replaces themselves with something so that it seems like the user has been hit
Body flicker technique By using the Body Flicker Technique, a ninja can move short to long distances at an almost untraceable speed. To an observer, it appears as if the user has teleported. It is accomplished by using chakra to temporarily vitalise the body and move at extreme speeds. The amount of chakra required depends on the overall distance and elevation between the user and the intended destination
A puff of smoke is occasionally used to disguise the user's movements. Other elements or substances can be used instead to distract the opponent
Tips from the Great author : remember this a technique used for escaping so try to use it as further as possible though not too much I suggest 1 kilo meter use the book's "cut here"(instructions are on it) to know where 1 kilometre (or around 4,926 uzu ramen bowls if you're into that ,maths has never been my strong points I use seals by the way to calculate)
Naruto sweat dropped he was actually considering that he might actually be related to this guy... they were sharing some braincells there
"Wait does that means they uzushio had bigger ramen bowls !! So that's why they... ? Because they had better ramen?" Naruto gasped out loud tears and filled his eyes for the lost bowl of anti-capitalistic ramen
"then try to expand it more and more though you can do the opposite too shrink it and try increase it's speed also you should know that where normal shinobi slowly increases his range of body flicker technique you shouldn't it would hurt a lot it makes a tunnel vision for first time users so watch out for trees and don't try this one unsupervised! Kiddo see you in the afterlife soon take your time though I would appreciate it if you have great stories to tell"
*Signed* your coolest relative definitely ,(after your parents)
A wave of guilt washed over him I'll make sure this gets to it's rightful owner in due time
There was a big dot at the end just like every other page he put his finger on it and pushed some chakra in it
The writings started changed and moved up while shrinking, soon it left the bottom of page blank then an eye drew out of nowhere it said "look from here" and there was an "L" shaped with cut markings after there it read cut here he did as instructed he fold it up and look from it then he look further on the paper
That red dot is 1 kilometre blue one is 2 kilometre green one is 3
He sweat dropped he should've copied that on something first as he looked at the erased-heart touching note no matter he'll tell that guy himself believe it! Mentally noting he might add or remove something so he made a note and folded it up and placed it like a bookmark so he won't forget it
He looked at through it against and aligned it with a tree so it'll be easier for him to imagine it
"Hmm seems easy enough" he said aloud he looked at the tree and tried to run towards it faster than people can see using chakra to enhance his speed aka making his body flicker
But his body didn't flicker heck he didn't even get any faster all it did was to rapture his muscles some of them crushed his bones and thus he planted his face and in ground his body jerked a little giving him even more pain he wanted to scream but he couldn't his mouth was closed painful
He just laid there in pain while one of his eyes turned red with veins pooping it looked like it was about to pop and the other one was closed painfully it was doing nothing better either
Soon a shadow loomed upon him not that he was aware of it
The figure gasped at him not that he heard that his ear drums were too damaged so couldn't transfer the input to his Brain due the chakra controlled muscles ripping through his body making a horrific sound , the sound of flesh ripping and wrapping around his bones like a python constructing around its prey his bones threatened to break but only his muscles were toren apart
Tsunami picked the smaller boy up in her arms it was already almost night now
Last time she had seen him was this morning he had been to her shock reading...again she wasn't sure if this was the second book but she wasn't interested in confirming that so she let it be so finding him like that of a mashed potato almost made her faint but somehow she managed to control herself and her vomit which would've been all over him
She ran as fast as she could while she ran she saw how there was almost no actual muscle left on his body his skin where it was once tight stuffed with muscle and fat looked like oversized clothing
She noticed he seemed to get better as time went on when she reached her house Naruto had already gotten his face back to normal soon he woke up he had actually passed out from the pain when she picked him up and her picking him up had hurt a lot ,more due his muscles literally crushing his bones
He took a breath and coughed to get her attention
"Can you please drop me off to my room? Tsunami-san?" He said a little awkwardly
As Tsunami looked at him and almost shot him a glare at the audacity of his request she controlled it and asked-yelled "what the fuck was that? And how long have you been like that ? !!! And WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET YOU GO TO POSSIBLY HARM LIKE THAT TO YOURSELF AGAIN?"
"Sheesh one by one! I'm still recovering-tebio! And I heal fast so don't worry just make me some good food and that was my training and you'll let me go because I have to train to protect you all ! And beat a certain bitch of fate" Naruto was loud as ever
Tsunami sweat dropped at him acting like it was normal for him to get like this
"How did this happen though?" Tsunami couldn't help but ask
"I think it's because I've never channelled chakra in my body to improve it's speed or anything really" Naruto said and gasped out at the end
*i guess that's why there was that warning* he thought while making a mental note to listen to the warnings next time
"How's that possible? Isn't our chakra supposed to be our body's own power isn't it ?it should not hurt itself" Tsunami asked while the civilians didn't know much about the chakra but they did have common sense well sure common sense isn't exactly common but still.
"I have no idea why or how, meh maybe just that awesome mind putting me down , now I think I'm healed enough" Naruto said as many sickening pops of bones went from his legs making tsunami cringe while Naruto had a look of absolute relief on his face
"Like hell ! I'm not letting you go, you're sleeping in my room tonight that's enough training for today if not for this month!" Tsunami said as she pinched his cheeks making her nails dug in his now once again fluffy cheeks
(NOT THOSE ONES ಠ,_」ಠ what are you thinking dear readers?)
As they entered the house dinner was ready prepared by the maid tsunami's family had gone through a financial boom by receiving half of the toll tax from the bridge named after their current guest
While Naruto preferred usually to eat outside eating hunted gains or just ramen this time since he was practically kidnapped by tsunami not that he was complaining cause home cooked meals beats anything spacial when they're eaten with the people who actually like you
He also remembered his time while he was protecting tazuna he could just imagine sasuke Kakashi and Sakura on the two empty chairs and one occupied by the maid replacing her with sasuke
"So I'd like to train inari on his request"Naruto said knowing dam well he was going to be eating some shippers and chakla for dessert while looking at tsunami's reaction he was sure of it
Naruto swore he saw his death flashed before his eyes Tsunami looked like she was about to eat him without cooking him sensing mortal danger he said
"He won't be hurt like I am during training I just wanna train him enough to protect you people in an emergency!!!"Naruto said trying to calm down the clearly enraged mother it wasn't working until inari used the feared puppy eyes no jutsu
"Won't that affect his career?" Tazuna asked knowing well how paranoid ninja villages and non ninja villages are he ducked his head to protect himself from the feared puppy eyes no jutsu
"I will try to make sure his career will be Unaffected as much as possible if it does not go like that I will take full responsibility i promise believe it !" Naruto said with his voice filled confidence and sincerity it was genuine and honest
It made tazuna look at the yellownet's general direction which made him get hit by the forbidden Justu which was still active as inari was sitting on the other side of Naruto which of course worked on him no grandpa can resist the puppy eyes no jutsu of their grandchild
Next morning
Naruto and inari were training bloodily in naruto's case Naruto was trying his best to manifest his chakra in strings but his chakra was making it difficult
While his clones were trying to use shunshin no jutsu they were crashing into trees at full speed occasionally leaving Naruto shaped holes in them trees in different posses his clones and innari were honestly enjoying it as clones started to leave more and comical holes in the trees of course the collision like that dispelled the clone after giving everything a blood bath
One Managed to leave a hole which made it look like Naruto had gone through that tree sideways with one noticeable difference being clone made it look like Naruto had massive dong by using his hand
Inari lost it and laughed like he had never before the Narutos joined him too satisfied with their "art" after they returned to training a clone was quickly erasing the evidence of their art they went back to work
Naruto unpacked 'how to be a ninja for dummies' and started to read again he had skipped some theory because he thought it was boring and probably the same thing he read (was forced to) in konoha miletry academy but since he had almost read this book completely he figured it won't hurt to finish this not to mention he'd though he could tech some new thing or the things he didn't learn to inari for example what is actually chakra and it's history
[Chapter 1 : basics of chakra you and you
First know Chakra before using it chakra is your spiritual and physical energies mixed together which is increased by making more of these respective energies thus it is impossible for someone to have the same chakra even with family members.
Although there is the legend of the sage of six paths (our ancestor) that when the sage's son will combine their chakras it'll make chakra of the sage himself this is actually where our senju ideals come from,
Now to know, your chakra, you must know yourself ,your lineage we are senjus , we are part of two clans (the Uzumaki and senju clans) whose lineage goes directly to the sage of six path's younger son his name was Asura , the name asura refers to beings who were against gods often translated as anti-gods ,
These mythical beings were monsters and inhuman with having multiple heads and arms even wings who fought the gods that pagans worshipped , who were also their brothers ,because these gods took elixir of immortality which was rightfully of asuras,
though some say he was named After his nature as a being who challenged the fate and subjective justice his very existence was seen as anti-god , we marry in the cousin /sibling clan because of the tradition set by his sons here's a oral poem which is passed down in both Uzumaki and senju clans respectively
"Great sage's younger son was a man of bonds no matter how many times his elder brother tried to kill him he did not give on the hope that his brother will see the light for he was life was saved by this very same brother a debt he will repay even if costed him his life the elder tried to kill everyone love the younger loved and whoever loved him But never succeeded for the younger was like a sun giving life and strength to everyone who he loved which protected them and the young king of what his brother and his supporters called hell ,
The younger was deemed a demon since birth the sage gave him the name asura after the demon or the anti-god as if the sage knew he will start race of demons knowing yet he the demon king to be ascended to succeed him while the son who was to succeed the great sage fell from the heavens corrupted perhaps or he was just being his godly self yet the majority saw him as a god people wanting to submit to him respecting the eldest's godly might for the eldest was named indra named after a god who was said to be king of false gods fittingly it was if the sage knew their natures before hand.
While the younger demon was a dunce as a result of this he lived in his hell a realm filled with war against his own self and other's view of him perhaps? But who knows nobody cared how he wasn't as talented as his godly brother he overcame it through the power of bonds his wives and what little he remembered of his mom and his dad's love the sage lived as monk thus never really gave his sons much time or love , for the love of people and everything mortal are part of this world and against a monks vow "]
There was kanji for image (絵) and "use blood here"( 血を使う) when he put some blood on it , produced a lot of uncanny imagines uncanny because he was drawn in the posses as himself on closer look realised it wasn't him rather someone else
"So it's not a seal which makes pictures of the user ?" He muttered absent mindedly
In one of the art pieces the guy with short spikey brown hair stood opposite to a long spikey haired guy whose eyes were like Kakashi's pink eye what was it called ? Again sharing? Uh-sharingan what made it uncanny was both of them reminded him of himself and sasuke for some reason not to mention both of them were 12? Or younger
As well as he had no idea how he saw himself in a painting of a kid his age with 6 arms and three heads but each one of those faces felt his the fact that one of them was looking like it would drink blood made it even more uncanny and for some reason he was hit with nostalgia the kid had different kinds of weapons in his hands form katana , axe to bows, you name it Naruto didn't even knew half the names of those weapons and a large ball was behind him like the sun
Looking at the other kid who reminded him so much of sasuke even though that kid had wings made of fire his arms sparkled with lightning the 12 year old seems to be flying his calm like the "kid" infront of him was nothing it reminded him how sasuke was with him however when Naruto looks closer the Sasuke clone's face looked seemingly devine but another angle his face looked bitter like he had ate something bad filled with anger face strangly enough the hate filled stare was not directed at the other boy it was looking behind him at the people strangly enough they were all female ranging from as tall as the kids to taller than them even smaller than the said boy who was protecting them
The second picture had the demonic looking kid with only one head this time and two hands sure he was older but for some reason Naruto knew who this was it was he knew it was asura his hair which used to be like Naruto's were a little different now he had two bangs like horns the pose he had.... made Naruto feel a sense of da'javu he looked like Naruto himself when he swore on hinata's blood to kick neji's ass which again was very uncanny there were words this time like in 'manga' the speech bubble read "you and I are... brothers whether you like it or not BIG BROTHER and on this blood i swear to save you ! BELIEVE IT even from yourself"
Naruto noticed how a circle shaped hole was on asura's palm the next speech bubble read "just ...like this wound of mine our bond will heal ,one day my brother! You who is the son of my parents ! Even then I will never be able to fulfill your right as my elder brother. you better. believe IT!"
For some reason Naruto felt nostalgic ,the uncanny similar things he and his clan's founders had While it was weird maybe that's why he was feeling nostalgic
The elder who reminded him so much of sasuke in looks had a pose similar to which naruto had dubbed Sasuke's signature brooding pose it would seem it was genetic just like his own attitude he really felt a connection to this asura guy ,he seemed like himself he imagined himself in asura's hypothetical shoes as it would seem he didn't wear anything or either the shoe or sandals didn't last while in these fights
He couldn't picture sasuke in indra though sasuke and Indra were like one person well not fully the sasuke he knew had almost sacrificed himself for his sake though he would agree indra's character before he went all dami-god it was too close to sasuke there were other pictures showing the childhood of sage's two sons some of them were like the exact interactions he had with sasuke
In one of them indra was protecting asura like sasuke had done for Naruto himself from a wall of ice needles, in this however indra was protecting asura from a mountain's avalanche he wondered how this caring and loving elder brother turned into a hateful tyrant the difference between both versions of him was like black and white this guy was facing certain death without any second thought all to protect his brother Naruto really felt the sharp pain a spare of envy he looked on to another picture
In this one it continued with the previous one indra had used the largest fire style attack against masses of snow which evaporated it all the entire side of the mountain was burnt
the whole mountain exploded and caved in making the largest landslide known to man
(This happened due to the rapid rise in temperature that made the whole mountain explode due the water in rocks turning into vapours too quickly(yes author is a nerd ))
The picture made this sasuke cosplayer look divine and eyes full of compassion and love for his little brother another picture continued from the first one this time indra had a big ass ball of what seemed to be black fire with a crescent made of lightning he had now four hands and two wings made of flesh each holding weapons made to only kill bows in two his hand and two spares
asura's all three heads were calm like no Tomorrow two of his heads were crying many of his weapons broken but seem they were healing on their own likely made of chakra he had wounds all over, many arrows in him which seemed to disappear after a few minutes of being stuck
As Naruto was reading too busy he didn't notice two things on the nearby tree a frog watching him too closely for..well a frog
Away from the frogs point of view from Naruto's chakra began to flow into swords which rested on his person the orange chakra turning golden as it entered the swords whisker marks breaking away and disappearing even more then before
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Both genin were getting ready for bed well sleeping bag they just finished Naruto's new favorite food
Hiruzen watched on as things were unfolding both kids were getting along more and more like they were together since childhood now he was really glad he had put them in separate teams he focused on Naruto as Hinata excused herself Naruto had also made a lot of compliments which made it seem like Naruto was head over heels for Hinata like "you'd make a heck of a wife Hinata"
Honestly he wasn't sure if Naruto realised what he was even saying and wasn't he supposed to be in love with Sakura ? If that's true then why is he flirting with Hinata? Heck he's being lovey dovey
Hinata went to answer the call of nature while Naruto browsed through his clothes and got two pairs of pajamas one having dragons of different elements , a wood dragon being on crotch while one having Griffins on it also made of different elements thankfully it had nothing suspicious like that former pajamas
Hiruzen sweat dropped looking at the wood dragon *I never realised that sensei hashirama's wood dragon looked like a certain part of male anatomy I hope it's just a coincidence*
He got these from ebisu as a sorry present for teaching him knots , sure they were cheaply made and would tear easily and perhaps it's not meant to be with him for long, perhaps it's ebisu's way of apologizing not taking him on the training trip to train
"but hey it at least it's something " was both Naruto and hiruzen's thinking
Naruto started to change into the dragon themed pajamas not minding the wood dragon in a particular location he was an innocent guy after all and of course hiruzen was watching
Like usual He was not gonna wear his underwear underneath his pyjamas but before he could remove his underwear he had a feeling like he was forgetting something then he shrugged it off and continued with his removing his underwear and wear the lower part of his pyjamas
Hiruzen looked on, his sweat-drop ever increasing in size like it's water style jutsus
Before he could get a chance to wear the upper of pyjama Hinata walked in the tent while reading a scroll
Naruto acted like he wasn't half nude and sat down on to the makeshift bed as if the concept of modesty didn't exist for him
Hinata looked on paralyzed she had expected him to make a makeshift boundary which would separate them was he making a move on her? She blushed bright red at the sight of the wood dragon but controlled herself , she hid her face in the unrolled scroll her eyes wanted to stare at his nude his torso but she won't let her body win so easily she loved him way too much to objectify him like that
Hiruzen stopped channelling his chakra in the crystal ball he had seen enough for a life time continued channeling chakra again this time focusing it on konoha's hot springs during this hours the kunoichi of leaf were present in the hot springs
These interactions between the two emotionally abused teens had triggered the old stories of hashirama and mito in their teenage years now that he thought about it mito was said to be extremely shy when she fell in love with hashirama
Hiruzen watched the bodies of young female ninjas trying to wash the image of Naruto knowingly or unknowingly trying to seduce Hinata and he tried his best to suppress the memories of his teacher hashirama's with his wife mito Uzumaki
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*Hyuga compound's Hot springs*
Kuku hyuga one of the medical Kunoichi who helped Hinata was watching the kids bath well cannon ball themselves in the pool she was assigned this much her delite because hiashi knew of her hobbies she watched every small thing with a eye of a hawk making mental notes and looking for Pre-ordering herself her new toy
She had been one of the very few who were able to study in a non hayuga environment as at that time these new laws weren't added even now most hyuga's preferred to be near kin
On the request of her clan leader of that time she was under cover. hiding the fact that she's a hyuga of course this was known by the third hokage who was also sworn to secrecy her purpose was to see if hyuga's were being retreated equally or not her leader at that time was dying though she looked like she was in her late 50
Truly her previous leader was a woman of legends her vitality was compared to that of Uzumakis and senjus alike intelligence compared to Uchiha and fuma alike her bloodlust compared to that of their cousins kaguya clan's she was the peak of a Hyuga
She had fought in 2 ninja wars first alongside Hashirama she was the one who delivered the dead body of hashirama to mito only she knew how ended , the life of hashirama senju the demon among humans god to some demon to everyone else
She fought alongside tobirama and hiruzen too and about the same time as Kakashi was dubbed Kakashi of sharingan coming back to reality from memory road of her late leader Ayaka Hyuga the Hyuga woman who was forged in clan wars and died in thrid shinobi war time in the comfort of her clan's house, they needed someone like her not Hinata or Hanabi not even Hiashi
"Sensei i miss you, your great grandchildren disappoint me , Hinata, even has chakra so similar to you i could swear it you reincarnated as her your daughter Taiyo mother of Hiashi and & Hizashi Hyūga...may she and hizashi rest well along with every Hyuga killed"she thought before looked at the available selection before her
she focused on one particular boy isolated from other kids this one was a shy, reserved , perfect victim, her type too she invited the boy subtly and left the hot springs after every kid was hand dried by her and other Hyuga some being mothers of those kids & sisters
Kuku was then informed by a fellow clans woman that hiashi has requested her presence and Hinata is back with him
"I can't believe that.weak black sheep of our clan is. still breathing why can't she just die neji should've finished the dam job" kuku said to no one in particular as she went to Hiashi's office
Kuku is in the Hyuga clan head's office, confused, angry, totally pissed because of Hinata's miraculous recovery, while trying to understand hiashi's motives but she couldn't help but wish Hinata had vanished
Hiashi looked at her from behind his desk and asked
"Kuku-san report what do you think about this new development" his voice was flat as always
"What is the meaning of this ? Hiashi-san you used that seal ? I hope your motives will serve the clan well master even if it's the cost of jinjuraiki or weak , barely Hyuga Hinata right?" she stated it like she was talking about things not actual humans ,perhaps she judged him too early this was work of a Hyuga fit to lead the clan someone hiashi was supposed to be
Hiashi chuckled Hyuga-ly , elegantly designed to be modest yet royal
"Yes it's that seal, the programmed healing, that's why I picked you and two other high labido women to assist in this seal, I'm surprised Hinata survived as well"hiashi looked at her no expression nothing
Kuku licked her lips then frowned in curiosity and lust of power"how does it works? She doesn't have our chakras to influence her like some genjutsus or cursed seal"
Hiashi's face showed Pride"that's the secret of grandmother Ayaka's craft the chakras used to get converted to victims/ patient's chakra but the will stays with it there's no filler for that not to mention it has modes for moods based on sins "hunger" "sloth" "lust" "anger" and so on for Hinata i picked lust soon that weak willed Hinata shall give in the sin fo lust, we get nine tails under the pretense of caring for a rape victim , Naruto Uzumaki, we can also make a case to save Hinata from punishment by saying this was all an unforeseen side effect of experimental seal though I highly doubt anyone care enough for Naruto to actually challenge Hyuga clan and bring Hinata to "justice"this is our win win situation" Hiashi's finnished
Kuku was utterly impressed by Hiashi the boy ,she had raised herself as an older sister/aunt figure (hot one if she was honest)this was perfect they get the nine tails and break Hinata which would help her become more Hyuga as she would think it was all her fault for abusing Naruto , pride bloomed in her very soul for hiashi perhaps she judged him to early
Even The Yamanaka clan won't be able to do anything Hinata's mind search won't reveal anything even hinting at hiashi , hiruzen's check mate is happening , dream of every clan will be Hyuga clan's reality in future
"My master and lord , shall i arrange for another cage like the one which Hinata lives in right now ?" She asked her tone pleased and excited
"No need Hinata will share her place with him this is her fault after all at least to her" Hiashi said as set the chess bored for his clans victory and domination in the long run in konoha all because Hinata hyuga the black sheep of her clan could not resist Naruto Uzumaki
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Naruto looked up at her then at the scroll in her hand curiously what's the scroll "what are you reading Hinata?"
Hinata blushed and sat next to him and offered him a look at the scroll "Ano..this is a scroll about summoning jutsu I got it from my family's library do you wanna read it with me...?"
Naruto looked at her puzzled and asked "won't it be sharing your clan's secrets" he tilted his head to the side and looked at her with eyes full of curiosity
Hinata resisted the urge to glomp him , He looked way too cute like that she settled for a smile and said
"N-n-no n-naruto-kun while you can learn the summoning jutsu you will also need to have my clan's summoning contract which even we don't use anymore due we becoming a pure chakra and taijutsu using clan after my great grandmother's death" Hinata said a little bitterly
*It's so stupid considering our byakugan gives us perfect chakra control something which is impossible for even tsunade senju or so the clan says, only if I was still the heiress I might've been able to fix it in future* thought the ex-hyuga heiress she frowned at her anger why was her emotions getting so wild lately? And wondered how much longer will her clan last with only taijutsu raw chakra manipulation
Naruto frowned upon hearing that " that's pretty lame really who would even leave ninjutsu ? Like isn't that the reason we're called ninjas , and WOW ! so what's a contract in this case?"
Hinata smiled at his child-like behaviour "well it's a rather new thing which happened after my great grandmother's death The contract in question my family has is the loin contract which I might be able to sign though unlikely, also with our eyes we can see the weak points of everything even jutsus which allows us negate any chakra based technique.... anyways here take a look even if you don't have this ninjutsus you should read this if I remember correctly Uchiha clan have a contract too" Hinata said the last in a little defensive way as she showed him the scroll
It reads The Summoning Technique allows the user to transport a target - most frequently an animal - to their location. Before an animal can be summoned, a prospective summoner must first form a contract with the animal and/or its species as a whole. the contract is a scroll that the summoner signs their name to using their own blood and further marks with the fingerprints of one of their hands, also the animals are out of this dimension there are many places which connects this world to theirs
Naruto looked on staring at the scroll in her hand trying to understand what was written this was all theory and he sucked at this shit he kind of hoped it would rearrange itself and that would make it readable somehow
Hinata noticing this started to explain it in depth she knew Naruto wasn't stupid or talentless regardless of whatever everyone thought he was just a dunce just like her he and her needed around them to gain strength while Naruto burned with happiness and determination like the sun he was she was like a blackhole feeding on his light sustain herself only if she had this confidence or this low restain on her emotions before she would've been there for him at his side the thought made her feel guilty even more
The yellow haired boy tried his best to absorb as much as he could which was considering how Hinata explained it was a lot almost all of it word to word she was soft with him something polar opposite to the teachers in the academy a question popped in his head "awesome you will get lions! but Why do they help anyone like what's in this for them ?" He asked curious as to why would someone help fight a better for someone else
Hinata nodded and looked in the scroll for an answer and she found it and started to read "it's easy really the summoning creature can summon the user too effectively making the summoner do their bidding and gaining the influence on this world overall it's a totally symbiotic relationship or deal in this case"
"What would happen if I tried it without a contract?" Naruto asked his curiosity blazing up specially in his eyes
Hinata took a moment to appreciate his cuteness which made her nearly want to kiss him till the break of dawn she calmed her hormones again something very much alien to her it feels she's possessed by a ghost , a ghost of endless lust one movement she was all normal and another one she's having very vulgar very detailed thoughts about her beloved and her body it wasn't the feelings the scared her rather the fact the fact that she wasn't really sure if she were to some how act on these feelings she wasn't sure if Naruto's consent would matter to her
She had been using pain and her love for Naruto to counter this filthy feeling that's why Naruto is still untouched had she been like Sakura or ino she would've jumped him the movement they were alone or perhaps in front of the not so poor ebisu she loved him after all she could never just use him for her personal amusement
She bit down on her cheek blood Filling her mouth she drinks it focusing on answering the curious sacrifice the taste of bitter blood helping her get her mind out of gutter
"Well it would fail even if someone in your ancestry had a contract with some "animal" even these beings should not be considered as such ,as it uses a blood contract due to the difference between chakra though you might like this Naruto-kun here's a case study about jiraiya the toad sage the man who trained the 4th hokage" she said with a good amount of venom when she said "the fourth hokage"
For making some innocent kid the source of all that hate which the whole village had.
She had her theory that Naruto's parents might've been killed by the 4th hokage because to her no man could let his child be a sacrifice well maybe her father would but again the great Hyuga clan wasn't a clan of man (humans) rather gods blessings the earth. Her sarcasm nearly slipped from her thoughts to her speech as recalled poems and stories elders say to children in her clan
Her theory that Minato killed Naruto's parents holds even more weight with facts that Naruto didn't have anyone on his ninja registration card like his parents were erased from history something most likely to protect Minato's images
none the less she knew Naruto looked up to the lord forth even now probably because of how alike they looked like
Perhaps due to his unique appearance he's subconsciously finding attachments to this village like a want to belong with these people who deny his very existence the fact that Minato and Naruto not only do both of their names sounded alike but both of them looked uncannily alike as if long lost cousins
She had thought about that theory too that Naruto was the son or relative of the 4th but she dismissed it because of the lack of support from hokage she was sure if he was the son of the late kage hiruzen would've given him some kind of inheritance from his dad
Rather He was quite literally broke
Hinata looked at her thoughts and started to question herself silently what is making her feel and act different she should've messed up a thousand times over in the course of this night but she didn't also she was just acting on feelings without thinking just like Naruto something she was liking
She had never thought of Naruto in that kind of dirty way till today.
Sure He was incredibly cute and Handsome in her eyes but she couldn't for the life of her look at him that way or at anyone else for that matter before she and him having started any kind of relationship it felt wrong very it felt like she was molesting / violating him whenever she thought of him that way even in a dream.
It shouldn't be surprising because she didn't have a crush on Naruto but rather she loves him pure love so she didn't reduce him to pleasure toy
For a second she thought about telling him her feelings but remembered his open love for Sakura Now Hinata being a woman assumed he wasn't interested in her like that so she never expressed her love to him
She remembered her words and actions when she pinned him down what hell was she thinking that time, she had expected those things from the likes of Sakura and Ino not herself
Naruto's heart swelled with an unknown feeling at Hinata's bitterness towards a man who was all but worshipped by everyone ,
anyone else would've made excuses on the behalf of the dead fire shadow like hiruzen does from time to time he himself was a little bitter towards the dead kage for obvious reasons
*Man Hinata just keeps surprising me*Naruto thought his curiosity was getting flamed more and more
"As I said lineage matters a lot in summoning jutsu as you sign the contract with your blood some clans especially the oldest and the strongest by proxy have contracts with same animal for generations and they're able to learn the skill known as senjutsu which alters one's body a little giving them extraordinary abilities it is a mysterious power not much is known about it back to the toad boy he's from a clan who is linked to the toads like the inuzukas due to wars he's the only one left with that name now
As matter of fact all legendary sanins ( AN : literally means three ninjas) are from a clan which have a summoning contract with a animal expect for tsunade she's from a clan who has the dragon contract but she's in alliance with her mother's animal contract of slugs orochimaru's clan was brilliant with their summonings , that they even took snakes-like appearance over time because of how much they used snake-sages (imperfect) the clan produced.
Orochimaru himself had the most potential to learn the snake senjutsu as he was the most snake-like in his clan's history , a fun fact they were nicknamed the animal team back to
the toad boy he was an embarrassment to his clan's memory as he was least toad-like in his clan's entire history as his mother was from outside of the clan " Hinata read in her newly unlocked teacher mode and unrolled the scroll more while taking a breather and continued
"The following is an update on these things by hana Hyuga (me) as the previous writer has fallen in a war to mist nins he was my grandfather nakumo Hyuga i don't know why he wrote this much about the sannins but he had a habit of yapping too much
He can rest well now by the way can you believe it or not "the toad boy" is a toad sage now the only one of his team who managed to get that skill rumours says it's not perfect also orochimaru is a rogue Nin now , clan names of clans shall been revealed by me ,
Jiraiya (the toad boy) is from the Gamaji clan (Clan status : extinct except for Jiraiya)
Orochimaru is from hebiji clan
(Clan status : extinct except for orochimaru)
Tsunade's mom's clan who was named misaki Katsuragi, Katsuragi being her clan name btw
(Clan status : extinct / dissolved)
The old man was probably gonna make a grand reveal.....hana Hyuga out"she read it to the end of this chapter. Processing the extra information which may be important her face goes blank and emotionless for a bit then her expression becomes pained
Both teens felt sorry for the dead hyuga so nobody said anything for some time then Naruto broke the silence
"That was surprising to say the least" he said to lighten the mood a little he wasn't suited for stuff like this he mentally debated surprise hugging her.
Hinata nodded slightly then, she found herself under attacked , in the arms of Naruto after a brief hug he patted her back a little awkwardly her as this was the first time he's hugging someone his own age, he had acted on desire to comfort Hinata out but again this whole village was weird
Naruto got more comfortable and laid on his sides his face towards Hinata and used his baggy orange jacket as a blanket
Hinata froze it really looked like Naruto was giving her an invitation for some rather adult action like one of those magazines elder kuku gave her which she burned without a thought
she was glad that Naruto was too innocent for these things she could feel these new feelings of hunger striking at her consciousness honestly?
What the hell was wrong with her today these types of perverted thoughts were objectifying him ! and she hated it
She took a breath , something she shouldn't have because by doing that she took in Naruto's smell Hinata was definitely not thinking about jumping on Naruto definitely not
She took the Griffin pyjamas and left to change thinking how an icy cold dip in the nearby lake seemed very appealing.
Naruto shivered then got up and finally put the upper pyjama on and laid down again and closed his eyes wondering how has his life gotten this complicated
A few minutes later Hearing the zip unzip and zip again of the tent which signal of Hinata's return he looked towards the one who entered the tent
Hinata moved towards the tent she shared with Naruto she could still imagine him half naked on the makeshift bed the image had been burnt in her mind she should feel cold but she only felt hot way too to be in a forest at almost midnight that right after taking swim to cool off
Of course it didn't work to cool her off if anything it might have increased her appetite for Naruto.
As she entered the tent Naruto was fully covered thankfully much to her relief she honestly didn't know what she might've done with these new feelings she thought about activating her eyes to see what's wrong with her but decided she can wait a little bit longer making sure he was fine was her first priority after she didn't trust that she'd be clam if there something very wrong with her maybe kuku bit her or something?.
As she entered Naruto looked at her his eyes were hazy as soon as they fell on her she suddenly felt self conscious these pyjamas were definitely too tight for her considering she was taller than him after and these clothes were brought for him she took a breath and steeled herself for what was she about to do
She leapt upon the unsuspecting Naruto like a formel would to her prey if the formel had the body of a lioness
Naruto looked on paralyzed ,had his life been one of those types of mangas or anime and he actually understood what adult stuff was , he'd have a massive nose bleed Hinata looked marvelous in his pyjamas before he could say what he thought he was back to being pinned by Hinata again
"Now Naruto please tell me how much of your emotions are you hiding from everyone and what are you hiding, your chakra reserves are barely what they should be" she said her tone was scolding and a little scared herself , she knew his short comings of course to her he wasn't a god in human form, she loved him with all his defects her bykugan came to action making her look even more scary
Naruto's face was like someone washed his face with bleach Naruto swore mentally "I don't know hinata I've been like this since we fought that freaky grass nin in the exams and how much are they?" He asked , not bothering to deny it anymore
"Barely 25% from what I see" she spoke in awe he had more chakra then all of the konoha 12 combined and his original capacity which she could assume from his chakra network
By analysing the speed of his chakra running through his path ways,it was probably more than his own sensei what his name again ? She frowned trying to remember at the end she gave up considering it to be not important she had Naruto pinned under her after all
This was also the very first time she had used her bloodline limit on him something she regretted because she would've known for sure how much chakra he might have had definitively
She looked at his chakra network due to so less chakra in his system it followed so much faster than hers or anyone else's as she was looking at few things hit her like thunder bolts
That explained his personality shift he became so calm and less hyper active well by Naruto standards
*it's like his body is in power saving mode and he beat kiba when he was like this and this explains why he couldn't do an illusion bunshin to save his life!* She thought with sarcasm at the end and awe at the first the clone jutsu was beyond useless against anyone other than the likes of Sakura and ino
The clone jutsu would've been particularly hard to learn if not near impossible for someone with that level of chakra , her regret and guilt increased , Had she helped him sooner he wouldn't have been so humiliated by the adults and children alike for taking the test again and again and again another thing realised that Naruto might not be a late bloomer like her after all he might've been just unlucky like her the thought that kinda hurt her not only it would've a waste of talent but she would also lose a common thing between them
That left her wondering how and where is all that chakra now ?
Hinata was brought out of her amusing by Naruto's struggles to free himself she gave him a look making him feel like a kid again
he stopped and looked at her his eyes shut as if expecting her to beat him
Hinata felt only two things guilt and unimaginable anger none of them because of Naruto or at him
Her source of anger ? she realised why he expected her to hit him probably because of that pink haired harpy who hit him with all her might whenever she could at every little thing
Her source of guilt? Herself in her eyes she had let all this to happen what was worse that the more time she spent with him the more damages she saw on his mind and to the soul
Unlike other people she actually saw him not the stupid dead last, demon or something else which everyone seemed to see him as she sees him as him Naruto Uzumaki just as such the more time she spent with him the more she was able to see underneath the his mask she saw behind his fake smile and laughs his insecurities and fear even the time they were spending he was trying to his best to keep her entertained almost like if she would leave him hurting something she was sure he didn't even realise
Meanwhile Naruto was busy thinking about something Hinata had just said he didn't even have 25 percent of his original capacity of chakra but he was a shadow clone he had half when he was made over time he had recieved a lot of residual chakra whenever boss dismissed a clone , the implications didn't gave him a good feeling
The fact that his real body was out in the open with a shit ton of disadvantages , it made him shiver with impending doom though something dulled it that something happened to be Hinata's gentle hands
Hinata had noticed with concern as Naruto peled to white her hands wrapped themselves around Naruto's neck leaving his hands unpinned
Naruto came out of his thoughts snapped out of them by her touch he suppressed his urge to push hinata away he wasn't used to this kind of comfort from the opposite gender or from his own gender for the record a fact he had to remind himself that's what he wanted after all
Hinata knew he wanted to run away from her the thought hurt her more than anything. She could see the fear of getting unmasked in his blue eyes not that she expected anything else She had given him the attention he had begged everyone for and had broken through his mask and seen the real him and she cared for him more than he ever had loved himself
She spoke in her harmonically sweet voice "Naruto....may I use my bykugan to scan you from head to toe I might be able to undo whatever that ninja did to you or at least analyse it to alert our teachers"
Her face going reder and reder she felt her blood going wear it shouldn't , unknown to Hinata her lower body was rubbed against his due to the thin film of fabric's poor insulation covering them , her body wanted warmth and the forest outside was not helping so naturally her body would try to get as much heat as possible and like the sun Naruto was radiating heat
Naturally due to him being a man as men have higher body temperature then women and the fear had put his body into fight or flight mode
at least that's what she assumed when she noticed that interraction
She was glad that she had shorts instead of underwear but she was able to feel. Little Naruto due to his lack of underwear she didn't pull away for the fear of Naruto asking about it
Naruto made a confused face "didn't you already use it on me ?" Completely ignoring their positions
Hinata shook her head "I used bykugan's chakra seeing ability not x-ray vision I'm asking your permission because it'll... allow me to see through you're...codhjeujwkw" Hinata said her voice becoming so fast that she doubted even kiba would've heard her
Naruto raised an eye brow "huh? My what ??" He said perplexed
Hinata swallowed audibly *he's so gonna think I'm a pervert* she thought in despair gulping on her nerves she continued to explain her request
To her , his well being mattered more than what he thought of her if she was to be a pervert in his eyes to assure his well being then so be it
"I said It'll allow me to see through....your clothes and everything" she said like she was about to steal his inheritance
Naruto looked at her weirdly "WOW YOU CAN DO THAT ? THAT'S AWESOME " he lowered his voice remembering they were in a forest
"But you could've just asked me to strip down for you" he said as he started to unbuttoned his pyjamas shirt and threw it away and was about to pull the remaining article of clothing of when her hands stopped his hands at hem of the pants visibly panicked and something else
"I think I should first check your upper body first who knows it might not even be necessary" she said with a strange smile at the unnecessary removal of clothes by Naruto
*He has no concept of modesty!* Hinata thought with a mixture of feelings it horrified her to no end to know that anyone can make Naruto strip like that and he's too innocent to understand what their intentions might be i have to fix this as soon as possible* she thought as her own intentions were getting a little freaky
"Ohh makes sense" Naruto nodded
"Naruto can I ask you why did you suggested strip so quickly?" Hinata asked worried
"Well the thing is I kinda trust you more than anyone right now ..also your concerns for me .....so I kinda didn't want to make you angry or disappoint you plus you have never lied to me.."
Naruto said while scratching his cheek *yet ....unlike a certain old monkey* he added mentally
Hinata's eyes softened and she smiled "you can never disappoint me Naruto remember our ninja way ? but Naruto please don't be so quick to undress it may result in something worse from other people" she said while thinking about what he said
*It's so wholesome how we both don't wanna disappoint each other's expectations* she thought her spirits lifting a little but she far from pleased she had wanted tell him not to strip for ANYONE but she ended up making a exception for herself
"Why though?" he asked curiously while he made a mental note to not strip in front of anyone other than Hinata
Hinata's face went unimaginable shade of red as all the blood rushed to her head and other places
She took some breaths and said "okay so Naruto do you know where the kids came from?" She asked as she tried to ignore the fact that they're almost in the process of making a kid
The half naked form of Naruto and Hinata on his groin didn't help that for sure
"Yeah of course you adopt them ? Right? " Naruto beamed
Hinata's face fell this was gonna be a restless night indeed her face reddened to an unnatural shade
Naruto laughed snapping her out of her redning face
"Sorry Hinata just I couldn't resist to joke about...it on a serious note I think you just sleep together and after in the morning you get a kid *realisation flickered across his eyes* wait a minute does that mean you will have a kid because of tonight? Have we done the process already?"
*Is that why she is talking about this*
He thought nervously he wasn't even sure if Hinata and he were friends and now apparently he was gonna be dad to her kid why did agree ? What's in it for her ?
Her face reddened even more *looks like I'll be giving him the talk .... After all* Hinata thought of accepting her fate to teach her love , how to have kids and how to not have "accidents" or forced daddyfacation
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Naruto was sleeping comically away from Hinata a pile of clothes separating the two kids in their pyjamas Naruto's face was turning green , blue and red in his sleep while Hinata was looking in the dark pondering what to do next apparently Naruto had no idea of sex or anything sexual he was more innocent then her and yet he had his sexy no jutsu which transformed him into a older female version of himself , he also swore to never use it on any male ever again for fun
He had realised that all he did was make these perverts lust after him even worse lust after an older and female version of himself
unbeknownst to Hinata this was the reason Naruto's face was going through seven colours of rainbow in his sleep the fact that Iruka and Hiruzen were two who fell for it the most disturbed now both teens not just Hinata
She was glad that Naruto was no longer in her arms or the reverse of that she doubted she would've been able to resist him any longer she was still being tempted to go near him which was the reason she wasn't able to sleep
*This was so unfair....this was going to be a very very dry and slow night*she thought
Her mind went to the seals on his stomach she seen with byakugan it was two different seals one which held 99% percent of his chakra using it seal the 9 tails she assumed and other which messed with the former seal blocking it and also using his chakra to remain active even more so Naruto had 1% of his total chakra and he will have a very hard time trying to mold it she had told Naruto that she was glad that she wasn't needed to look at his genital who knows what might've happened
She made a mental note to check the study of seals section in the hayuga library she knew it required yin release to use so she'll need to learn that since she wasn't gifted with yin release like some of her clan members or yang release like some of her other clan members even some of her clan members were blessed with both
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Dawn came through the forest in which both kids were left by their leader
< 7th Day after leaving konoha>
(Naruto's pov)
Naruto awoke to the sight of Hinata in all her beauty he couldn't look away for the life of him he had climbed over the pile of clothes separating them she twitched and he quickly fell to his sleeping place and acted like he was sleeping he sensed someone moved closer to him he smell her the faint hospital smell and hinata's own musky oder she was close too close
He was very confused about his feelings right now after his talk with Hinata she had told him to his disappointment that he won't be the father of her kid by the end of this year he wanted a family badly and he wanted someone his amusing were halted due to Hinata moving close to his ear and then moving his neck she smell him a little he felt her mouth open it moved dangerously close to his neck but closed and moved back to his ear
"Naruto I'm sorry for everything I've let happen to you I promise I'll never let this mistake repeat ever again....Naruto-kun please let me fix this mess in you and please let me heal you just this once let me be the star which would guide you there are so many things and feelings I wanna share with you Naruto and I acknowledge your existence Uzumaki Naruto! I always have if only I was stronger I could've done so much for you but now I'll rectify everything or die trying , believe it" Hinata exclaimed the last part a little to not wake him up , she took a breathe
"I only wish that I can have the courage to act upon them and say this when you're conscious" Hinata said in a softly whisper had Naruto not been awake he won't have heard her
Naruto was petrified not because of Hinata's earlier actions rather due to her words his mind was racing trying to make sense of what had just happened does she love me like Sakura and ino does to sasuke ? Nah that can't be true Sakura had tried to steal sasuke's lips while she and sasuke had to share tent due to sasuke's tent magically disappearing
Thankfully to sasuke's relief after the failed attempt by Sakura on his virginity Kakashi had always shared his tent with sasuke whenever his or sakura's tent disappeared again after that
He mentally frowned Hinata was becoming such a puzzle to solve they weren't even friends if he was honest about it why was she caring for him more than his grandfather figure and teacher combined
*what do I have that she wants?* He thought trying to make sense of her actions she didn't need to make an enemy out the hokage for him remembering how she disrespected 3rd busted the lie in front of him
*Nothing....I have nothing that she would want that doesn't make sense why is doing all this why stay with me why care at all and what things she wants to do with me?* he concluded he pondered if he should make his consciousness known but that would force her to tell him like the 3rd hokage deciding to test her today he waited till she was gone
Surely she won't actually tell me right? No one does that like being honest to a living sacrifice like myself? And then He can just tell her that he heard everything
He smiled knowing he just got the power over her to make her say the truth , inwardly her voice echoes in his mind "I acknowledge your existence Uzumaki Naruto"
that's what he wanted for people to acknowledge his existence he frowned
"I always have , I always will believe it" the during time he had spent with Hinata she had given him all her attention which he took greedily he could only imagine how much he would've gotten had he and she were a couple
But there was her clan and the village and possibly the hokage *alright I'll
Try to get her attention as much as possible from now on* he thought as he began making a list of corny compliments to throw at unsuspecting Hinata, frankly he didn't want her to slip form his hands now he wanted her attention all of it, ah the perks of being a clone
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(Hinata's pov)
Hinata awoke feeling cold emotionally and warm physically the opposite of Naruto's current the cause being the same the talk she gave him made realise how truly fucked by the village he was had she not done this he would've been copying other people and the fact that most adult men massive perverts would've made him look like one of them
She looked at the pile of clothes with hate and thankfulness at the same time they protected Naruto from her but God bless ,did she miss his embers she feels more like her original self now deciding to see Naruto she climbed over the pile seeing his laying form
she moved closer to him and noticed well stared at him well, for once
how cute and handsome he looked and just like that she started to lose herself in the lust she went close to his ear intending to start with nibbling him awake so she will actually enjoy this
Her rational mind returned just in time stopping her before she could actually do something that'll make Naruto hate her
Instead, she did what she did the best bottle her feelings up she didn't risk touching him afraid it'll unleash all of her feelings at once
In her mind she saw the silhouette of two women screaming at her to let it go and on the poor yellownet ,
telling her to just be selfish once saying that eventually he'll come around
She felt her eyes begin to shut and her body moved on its own she felt her mouth open she opened her eyes with too much effort
She found herself looking at Naruto's neck she smelled his musky oder and she felt herself barring the full force of her bottled emotions for the living sacrifice before her who was unaware of the dangers she posed to his innocence right now
In her clan they were supposed to be emotionless, picture perfect since the day they were born till they die,
they were the noblest of every clan after all , was this the reason she wasn't a good hayuga? she bit her lips shut she absolutely WILL NOT hurt ,not try to use him like everyone else she will not let anyone hurt him ever again not even herself he deserved better than her... after all
Her lips were bleeding now from the force of her bite the pain countering the lust she quickly thought of a thing to get rid of this baggage of evil emotions she was going bite her lip from the force her mind was clear she would rather hurt herself then hurt her precious people
She noticed he seemed to be awake as he was "sleeping" a little differently from the previous night but she can't be sure because this was their first night together*God...that sounds dirty*
she winched mentally she hadn't slept this close with any man who wasn't a immediate family member even with her team she was always with Kurenai or alone but now she was alone in woods with Naruto Uzumaki her beloved sun who burns himself to help others knowingly or unknowingly
A quick flash of sakura's "fight" which honestly she would've lost had Naruto not supported her by snapping her attention to his voice and sasuke's actual fight and his wish fight Naruto
She then had an idea she took a breath slowly so she won't wake Naruto up , if he was actually sleeping She moved back to his ear this would help her slowly open her feelings to Naruto by practicing on
his presumably unconscious form, her beloved and if she's not able to faint every time Naruto hints at something adult she would actually be able help him more after the night's talk at least that's what she hoped
She had realised how little he actually understood about sex in general , she had given him the same talk which she had gotten so she'll probably have to look for the boy version of talk soon and give it to Naruto in case she missed something
She was solving the puzzle that was Naruto's mental state he definitely didn't understood what love was so when he used to claim his love for Sakura it gave her hope which she extinguished reminding herself that he deserves someone better then her
"So he didn't love Sakura after all just like i thought...I wish I could deserve you Naruto...you deserve better my sun not the black sheep of the Hyuga clan..."she thought
Her own mental health was becoming weirder ,she gets weird bursts of feelings too intense to control though they're getting manageable now lessening in intensity much to her relief her this alongside the mental and physical abuse she was given like presents from her family if she was honest she had been holding onto sanity by a string said string being Naruto's ninja way "never gonna give up never gonna go back on our words"
Naruto himself shined like the sun in her life she looked up to him not how Sakura and ino did with sasuke he wasn't just some god in human form to her, she saw his short comings and accepted him with it only if she wasn't a Hyuga she would've been there.
She saw Uzumaki Naruto whenever she looked at him not an idol to worship the ground he walks nor did she want him for only his body, if in future he loved her back she wanted him fully
To express her love in every single way , on every single day she had so many years to make it up for after all and receive that love back her love wasn't devotion it was trust , trust to be led rightly after all he was her hokage after all
Taking a breath slowly she spoke in his ear
"Naruto I'm sorry for everything I've let happen to you I promise I'll never let this mistake repeat ever again....Naruto-kun please let me fix this mess in you and please let me heal you just this once let me be the star which would guide you there are so many things and feelings I wanna share with you Naruto and I acknowledge your existence Uzumaki Naruto! I always have if only I was stronger I could've done so much for you but now I'll rectify everything or die trying , believe it" Hinata exclaimed the last part a little she took a breathe
"I only wish that I can have the courage to act upon them and say this when you're conscious" Hinata softly whispered
she really wanted to say that she loved him but she decided it would be better to have that conversation face to face when he was conscious
Looking at the sun through the tent via her bykugan she assumed it was 5 am now she forcefully pulled herself away from him and went outside to arrange breakfast for them
After a few minutes Naruto moved and sat up with a thought of *man we gotta go see that old monkey now* he frowned he moved outside trying to look for Hinata but found no one there but a note carved in stone near their tent reading that she is going to get some food for both of them
"Naruto kun if you wake up before I come back please wait and sleep more you want I'll make something good for you"- Hinata
deciding to gather wood to fuel the fire for the brunch Hinata was off gathering resources for
while he gathered the soon to be fire wood picking up tinder for fire Naruto's thought began to process what Hinata had said