Legend tells of a legendary bodybuilder whose dedication to bodybuilding was the stuff of legend. He traveled the lands in search of volcanos to temper himself, training in the midst of ongoing calamities.
Over time, experiencing volcanic eruptions of all kinds, he had become so strong, in fact, that even dormant volcanoes would erupt when he came nearby from overexposure to his pure dedication to experiencing volcanoes!
When others saw him, especially angels, they could not help but exclaim due to his sheer awesomeness, and attractiveness. Bringing such happiness to others was a service Lex was more than happy to do. After all, there was no charge for-
BANG!
Orin's hammer smashed Lex's face once more, waking him up from his disoriented, hallucinating state.
