Suddenly, Brooklyn and I found ourselves in a time tunnel near Janice Olson's estate. It felt like watching television. I recalled reading about this in a newspaper some time ago.
**Stephanie's Diary**
**Chapter 9**
**Temporarily Blinded Former Army General Bulldozes the Olsons' Estate**
As always, this newspaper article presents a detailed account of a real-life story intertwined with elements of time travel. Each retelling of the events differs from the previous version, as individuals attempt to "fix" mistakes by going back in time. While memories are erased between revisions, some details persist.
Even though someone—or something—reset the clock or tried to go back in time, things went wrong. You can't truly set time. Sure, you can adjust a watch, but time still flows.
For example, the story follows a retired military officer who drove a regular car and hit a friend's fence. The damage was minimal—just tire tracks and a damaged fence. The homeowner became emotional, prompting various people to intervene and try to stop the man from trespassing. Nobody thought to let one person handle the situation. Instead of going back in time and allowing the scene to repeat itself, someone who knew the driver could have met him at the eye doctor's office and driven him safely to his destination.
However, too many interventions made everything worse. The second time the driver approached the fence, it was still damaged, and the tire tracks remained. The man crashed through the fence again. Each subsequent time, the automobile changed dramatically, as if those telling the story couldn't decide what vehicle the man was driving.
Ultimately, the fence was repaired somehow, but nothing else was. At a certain point before the man reached his friend's property, it was already muddy. The problem was that each time the automobile entered the property, it dug deeper ruts in the ground, causing more damage to the fence and other elements of the property. The property owner later told the newspaper:
The individuals who intervened in the story were acknowledged in the revisions as they appeared in the narrative. With each recurrence, the events became increasingly dangerous. For example, every time a strange automobile crashed through the mysteriously restored wooden fence, more splintered wood flew in all directions.
**Vitality Family Realm Islands EMPIRE, Connecticut, USA 🇺🇸**
**Effervescent Fountain of Youth Vitality … Worldwide Newspaper**
🤩 **Temporarily Blinded Former Army General Bulldozes the Olsons' Estate** 🤬😱😈‼️
Janice Olson, a relatively new resident, was tending to her garden when former General Archie Sloan-Vitality casually drove his vintage, six-time refurbished, originally forest-green Army "Hummer" All-Terrain Tank straight through Jason and Janice's beloved "Fancy" Hawthorne Fence. This fence was intricately designed in a unique way that could never be duplicated. Did I mention they loved it? ❓
In plain words:
1. Janice was gardening when Archie plowed through her beloved intricate Hawthorne fence and into the yard, stopping halfway through the woodshed.
2. Everything in Archie's path was left in chaos, with wood splintering and debris flying everywhere.
3. Janice and her entire backyard were showered with a six-foot-wide, four-foot-deep scoop of earth, wood, grass, turf, rocks, and small life forms caught in the demolition's wake.
4. Janice ended up covered in muck, with her face barely visible beneath the mess.
5. Her outrage caused her expression to shift through various colors.
6. Archie jumped out of his ridiculous vehicle and hobbled over to Janice in a seemingly jolly mood.
7. Despite his intelligence and temporary blindness, Archie ignored Janice's anger.
8. The former General Archie Sloan-Vitality simply began speaking to Janice.
**General Archibald Sloan-Vitality:**
"Good morning, Mrs. Jason Olson! What a beautiful day today is! I just came from the eye doctor, and everything seems so much brighter than usual. When I spotted you just now, I thought I would tell you that some interesting things are happening today."
**Temporarily Blinded Former Army General Bulldozes the Olsons' Estate**
**Chapter 9**
**Notes:**
This newspaper article recounts a real-life story intertwined with elements of time travel. Each new retelling of the events presents unique differences as individuals attempt to go back in time to "fix" things. While memories of previous accounts are erased between these iterations, some details remain familiar to those involved.
This excerpt is from a newspaper article that consistently retells a dramatic event. Each revision includes one or more changes due to the retroactive updates in history. The article was composed within an hour of the original incident. As unknown time travelers attempted to intervene and resolve the initial catastrophe, they inadvertently reset the clock, causing the catastrophe to occur again. With each occurrence, the article is rewritten, adding a new paragraph beneath the previous report.
To clean that up a bit:
1. Janice was gardening.
2. Suddenly, Archie plowed through the fence and into the yard, stopping halfway through the woodshed.
3. Debris flew in every direction.
4. All that remained was heavily showered upon Janice and everything else in the way.
5. Janice was dripping with various kinds of muck.
6. Her face was visible beneath the debris.
7. She was turning all sorts of colors with outrage.
8. Archie hopped out of his ridiculous vehicle.
9. The man hobbled over to Janice in a jolly good mood.
10. Despite his keen intelligence and consideration for others, Archie ignored Janice's outrage.
11. (Former) General Archie Sloan-Vitality simply began to speak to her.
General Archibald Sloan-Vitality said,
"Good morning, Mrs. Jason Olson. What a beautiful day it is! I just came from the eye doctor, and everything seems brighter than usual. When I spotted you just now, I thought I would tell you that some interesting things are happening today."
**Words to Describe Mrs. Olson:**
Angry; Anger; Angrily; Angst; Anguished; Anguishing; Annihilated; Raging; Rancor; Horrible; Dripping with all kinds of earth and wood; Demonized; Silenced; Color-changing; Mad; Hysterical; Hyperventilating; Tight; Extremely rigid; Overheated; Loathing; Hating; Exploding; Strained; White; Livid purple; Splotchy-faced; Brick red; Gray; Ashen; Green; Beet red; Bubbling as she screeched sermons without sound. 🤬😈🤬💣😤😠👺👹💣😡😤🤢🤮🤧💣🥵🥶😦💣🧟😡🤬🤬🧟♂️
"Weapons she sent through her eyes" when she glared at Archie: 🗡️🗡️⚔️🏹🔫🔧⛏️🪓⚒️🗡️🪓. Missiles; Daggers; Machetes; ... ‼️‼️
By this time, an enormous, angry, anguished, and annoyed army had arrived. They were police and medical emergency personnel who politely caught the General's attention.
**Vitality 911 First Responder:**
"Sir, do you know what you just did?"
**Archie:**
"What do you mean? I just came to talk to my friend, Janice, who is married to Lieutenant First Class Jason Olson."
**Vitality 911 First Responder:**
"Sir, you mauled, massacred, and showered everyone and everything in your path with your army vehicle! The debris flew up into the air after you hit everything. Poor Mrs. Olson is covered in all sorts of wreckage, from her prized custom-made Hawthorne fence all the way through the yard and halfway into the woodshed. Mrs. Olson is having a heart-wrenching double heart attack! She's in excruciating anguish and extreme rage. Do you have any idea how much money and time she spent designing and constructing that unique custom-made Hawthorne fence with real hawthorn from real trees? She can't duplicate it! It disintegrated upon impact from your Hummer! The ground—and everything in it—is covering Mrs. Olson. You made an enormous hole in the ground! Not to mention Jason's meticulously cut and neatly piled wood that was in the shed. Can you see all of this for yourself?"
**Vitality 911 First Responder to his radio:**
Meanwhile, a bewildered, blind, and horrified Archie listened in anguish and abject terror. He could not believe that he was responsible for such total devastation and the potential peril of his younger friend. He wandered around in circles with his mouth agape!
Suddenly, someone formed of pure sunlight appeared out of thin air and caught hold of the terrorized Archie. The being of light carefully poured pure original Vitality River water down Archie's throat.
WOW! It worked instantly! This water came from the River before the contamination!
Archie started to shine as brightly as the sun himself! He grew as large as a house! Then the first sun-person said something, and Archie shrank back to human size. The difference was that he was now thinner and very muscular. He also started to look more and more like a much younger 35-year-old man. His clothes were different too. Instead of an old white shirt and sweat suit, Archie was now wearing a brand-new 5-Star Army General's Uniform, complete with a helmet.
He was very somber as he surveyed the scene with extraordinary eyesight. Archie was completely cured of all ailments!
"Welcome to importantly impartial, incredibly innocent, indemnification, increasingly impressive, intriguingly interesting, intrepid, informational, incredible, imaginatively inspirational, intrepid input, invaluable, astounding, astronomical, and enduring immortality!" said the sunlight being, who had previously drunk this HEAVENLY ELIXIR.
"Welcome to perfection and immortality! You can tirelessly do anything you want to do. You have vitality! Vigor! As well as zest for knowledge and life activities. We can manipulate the space-time continuum dimensions too. Some of us seem to have difficulties transforming from pure stars to humans. I don't know why; maybe they don't want anyone to recognize them. As for me, I just haven't done it in a long time. Also, I'm not finished yet."
In a nanosecond (fraction of a second) the whole area was bathed in extremely intense sunlight.
She was battle bombarded, bleeding, breathless, bruised, and shocked ‼️
Even so, Janice was still standing, as she was, all covered in muck, splinters, and yard materials.
She was agitating, in excruciating embarrassment abject pain, fury, Rage, Loathing, and more.
Janice's face was bubbling, as though she were trying to 😱scream, yet, at first, her mouth, didn't open.
When she did have use of her mouth, no noises me out of it.
Janie seemed to be shaking or only silent 😱screaming excruciatingly extremely excitedly; with such fiercely forceful velocity and intensity, the strong wind, emanated around her; which; kept everything at bay. She was also able to get the wooden and earthen carnage, off of her. She senpaintersrs and everything else flying, like a porcupine, or a cartoon.
Jim Carey, as the Mask, in the movie, is about a man, who finds the Norse God of Higinks and mischievous activities, Loki, who was imprisoned in a Mask, by his father.
How'd They Do That?
If you think, that's unreasonable, unrealistic, and unexpected, well, this is Vitality, a place that drastically changed after a strange supernatural special sun's beam hit Connecticut.
The next part is more Phantom Phenomenon phenomenal.
Then, a shimmering, sun-bright Sunman came, to surreptitiously (secretly) drown the Olson's entire environment ;
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An awesomely important; impartial; incredibly powerful living, colorful being who can do almost anything ‼️
The water seems to make people immortal.
It restores people to life, Vigor Vitality, insight, inspiration intensity incredibly inspiring insatiable interests; research; and hard work.
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It was a glowing, greatly enhanced, fortified and enlarged palace, with all kinds of beautiful (and non-poisonous) ...: gardens; trees; and parks.
Everyone, and everything, had a brilliant sheen, of light, emanating, (shining) from within, the entity, or object.
The grass, and the people, were double giant-sized, 🌟stars of pure sunshine.
Everyone and everything shrunk, as they all slowly descended to the earth, from an incredibly, lofty, high mountainous height.
The people were clothed, as they regained their previous heights. "The aura aurora sun-people halo" brilliantly bright light, diminished, in intensity as well.
Empress Janice and Emperor Jason Olson, really reincarnated ‼️
The newly-made reincarnated reining Duo, each had ... :
1.
The supercilious fake-fur full ensemble, including a cape, clothes, and fake-fur lined crowns. ( The plush fabric, was to protect their heads; from the heavily jewel-encrusted; sharp, thin, gold metallic; pointy hats. These "hats" let the rain 🌧 fall, on the royal's bare heads ).
2.
A scepter
3.
a fantastic fancy, and powerfully sharp sword, that could cut through anything ‼️
It could even decimate or annihilate anything.
4. The same updated
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body-relaxing armor; microcosm; environmental protection ecosystem, with pure salvaged pre-pollution River Water; as well as
Purified, cleansed, filtered H20, fortified with vegan ...: recipes; electro lights; nutrition; vitamins; minerals (antibiotics as needed); antioxidants; and everything else.
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The incomparable ... River, was not used as a water source, for the inhabitants, of the realm, once buildings were built, for housing, commerce, and government.
The Mystical magical mystery mysterious mythical water was forever destroyed, when, a group of people dumped all of their poison, and trash, into the water.
Fortunately, those who drank the Fountain of Youth, before the Sun-infused-Riverwereas irreversibly damaged; Could ... :
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To change history, as well as the present, and the future.
In some way, the sunshine man was still the same Vitality Family Realm Islands Empirmonarchhs forever Member; whose first drink from, the River, was centuries ago.
When, he assessed the damage, to the Olson estate, and the couple, themselves; he
"simply" disappeared from Janice Olson's estate, only to reappear in China, centuries in the past.
Sunny, retrieved a Gigantic Ming Vase, from the ancient dynasty fortress.
Suddenly, he was all of those miles, across the world, in the river, next to Connecticut.
Incidentally, the future Vitality Islands, weren't very big, back then.
After Sunny poured 30 Vase-fulls, of uncontaminated water, on everyone, and everything, everyone was unconscious.
The people and the loose grass were lifted into the air, to the stratosphere Olympics training grounds.
When everyone finally, gently, touched the ground, the grass, and all of nature, were still enormous ‼️
Then, the newly-made forest of Hawthorne Hawthorn Trees, which sprouted, from every separated piece, of the fence, simply disappeared, without a trace ‼️
Instead, Janice was overwhelmed with joy and tears, as she was surprised to see her custom-designed, custom-made fence, duplicated, in a nice large maze, which, not only enclosed the extraordinary elegant and super ginormous Olson Empire; It also meandered along paths and separated gardens, and pastures alike.
There was brand-new, stunning, and original
Fountain of Youth Vitality ... . River Water fountain, playful bubbling and bright, natural guiser and perfect rainbow 🌈waterfall, in the ❤heart, of the palace grounds.
This was what sent a luminescent multicultural multicolored community, of these special, spectacular specializing little buddies; into the air, where they formed a living aurora borealis.
Polar lights (aurora Polaris) are a natural phenomenon found in both the northern and southern hemispheres that can be truly awe-inspiring. Northern lights are also called by their scientific name, aurora borealis, and southern lights are called aurora australis. Nov 19, 2019
The Fountain of Youth ⛲Sunshine water,
which sent the vivacious; vibrant; vibrating vocal; vital; Vitality, Insight; insightful instantly inspired, interestingly interactive; informative instituted
instinctively creative, cunning enormously powerful, and protective, riveting revitalizing restoring reincarnating refurbishing recurring reforming radically ( not radiation ); rehabilitation; relaxing; relaying; rich; ...
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Olson Story, in a nutshell
Remember, the newspaper article, about Olson's Bizarre day?
let's put it in a nutshell.
1.
Janice was in her garden when Archie bulldozed most of the Olson property, including the Nathaniel Hawthorne Hawthorns fence, and gate.
2.
Archie just came from the Eye Doctor, so he was nearly blind.
3. Archie didn't know, what happened, so he was happily talking to Mrs. Olson.
4. Janice Olson, was in a silent rage, as she was bombarded, with everything, that, was in Archie's way. That's some automobile‼️
5. 911 responders came.
6. A man, who drank from the fountain of youth came.
7. The Space-time continuum was disrupted, when, the New man, went back and forth, in time, to get enough water, to help the Olson's Estate.
8. The savior, who was pure sunshine; poured out the rejuvenating water so many times, that The Olsons, had an Empire, of their own. It was paradise.
9. The couple's fancy realm, was suddenly, so many times bigger, than, the actual island, yet, Paradise fit, on solid ground.
If you remember, everyone, on the grounds, was bathed, in the Fountain of Youth water, which is so powerful, that it puts people in a comatose state; while the whole being; becomes perfect.
A hospital was established, in the palace, to accommodate, everyone, as they still had to breathe and receive nourishment. Not to mention, hygiene, and preventing bedsores, and blood clots.
Okay.
Next:
When Especially Ecstatic Emotional Empress Janice, awake, months later, she really was established, invigorated, and everything else.
She was giddy, as she started her new morning 🌅 routine. Janice was wearing, a nice, new Sunday Sun dress, which, really looked fancy and fantastic, with her youthfully glowing, and somewhat muscular self.
Jason, was already up, for the day. He was even more handsome than ever ‼️
With ...: perfect posture ‼️ soft and smooth-looking skin ‼️ no scars ‼️ He looked like a much younger; fun-loving man; who never had any hardship; or injury.
Jason smiled, and laughed, as his wife, fluttered around, in her fancy flounces. When she stopped, to gawk, at him, he felt uneasy.
As Janice realized, that, she was rude, to stare, she quickly stopped. Feeling bad, she said,
"I'm sorry. I didn't intend to be discourteous. It's just, that, you are perfect‼️ You are not tightly wrapped, with scars, fatigue, and age"‼️Janice was happily explaining, after apologizing.
"I didn't know, you were worried, about me. The wrong sun rays will burn the skin, and then, the skin, gets leathery, like a deer's skin.
I also had to deal with brutal bullies, for a long time," pause, huge sigh.
Janice threw her arms around him. "You never told me, that". She was a little bit high-pitched and worried.
"Oh, who wants to worry, my wife? Besides, as soon as my dad saw me, he ripped into those people. They're still in the hospital, with permanent injuries. I think they beat each other up, for no good reason".
Janice started to puke. "You are full of yourself. As if, anyone, would ... ".
Jason and Janice, went to the emergency room, in their palace; as her sudden illness, seemed suspect, and suspicious.
It turns out, that, it was a reaction, to the spernaturally tiny beings in the Fountain of Youth. A lot of perfected and humanized lifeforms are in the river for some reasons.
Some of the little tiny Vitality beings team members, don't like, to be swallowed. That makes sense. Right💚❓❓⚜️
Oh, according to history, a strange thing happened. Mrs. Olson was working in her garden, when suddenly, she was the shining empress of a perfect estate.