**Olson Story: In a Nutshell**
Remember the newspaper article about the Olsons' bizarre day? Let's summarize it.
1. Janice was in her garden when Archie bulldozed most of the Olson property, including the fence and gate of the Nathaniel Hawthorne Hawthorns.
2. Archie had just come from the eye doctor and was nearly blind.
3. Unaware of what had happened, he was happily talking to Mrs. Olson.
4. Janice Olson was in a silent rage as she was bombarded with everything that was in Archie's path. "What a reckless driver!" she exclaimed.
5. The 911 responders arrived promptly.
6. A man who had drunk from the pre-contaminated Fountain of Youth also showed up.
7. The space-time continuum was disrupted when the newcomer traveled back and forth in time to get enough water to help the Olson estate.
8. The savior, who was a beacon of positivity, poured out the rejuvenating water so many times that the Olsons ended up with an empire of their own. It became a paradise.
9. The couple's fancy realm suddenly became much larger than the actual island, yet the paradise fit perfectly on solid ground.
During this time, everyone on the grounds was bathed in the powerful Fountain of Youth water, which placed people in a comatose state while their entire beings became perfect. A hospital was established in the palace to accommodate everyone since they still needed to breathe and receive nourishment, as well as maintain hygiene and prevent bedsores and blood clots.
When the especially ecstatic and emotional Empress Janice finally awoke months later, she felt revitalized and reinvigorated. She was giddy as she started her new morning routine. Janice wore a lovely new Sunday dress that looked both fancy and fantastic, complementing her youthfully glowing and somewhat muscular figure.
Jason was already up for the day, looking more handsome than ever! He had perfect posture and smooth, unblemished skin. He seemed like a much younger, carefree man without any signs of hardship or injury.
Jason smiled and laughed as Janice fluttered around in her fancy dress. However, when she stopped to gaze at him, he felt a bit uneasy. Realizing she was being rude, Janice quickly looked away and said, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be discourteous. It's just that you look perfect! You don't have scars, fatigue, or signs of aging!" After her apology, she continued, "I didn't know you were worried about me. The wrong sun rays will burn the skin, making it leathery like a deer's hide. I also had to deal with brutal bullies for a long time," she paused, letting out a huge sigh.
Janice threw her arms around him. "You never told me that!" she said, her voice a little high-pitched with concern.
"Oh, who wants to worry my wife?" Jason replied. "Besides, as soon as my dad saw me, he confronted those people. They're still in the hospital with permanent injuries. Actually, I think they ended up beating each other up for no good reason."
Suddenly feeling ill, Janice started to retch. "You are full of yourself. As if anyone would..."
They decided to head to the emergency room in their palace since Janice's sudden illness seemed suspicious. It turns out that it was a reaction to the Fountain of Youth; some of the little team members didn't appreciate being consumed. That makes sense, right?
Well, that's all for now. I will make further clarifications later.
Oh, according to history, a strange thing happened. Mrs. Olson was working in her garden, when suddenly, she was the shining empress of a perfect estate.