"I can't accept castle food because of the cooks. You never know how much of their fur and saliva are stuck on the bizarre pies they deliver. Endless dirtiness and sneaking bites, their heads are just like wall decorations, that's my opinion of the cooks, Little Remi. If you eat what they make, I won't want to touch you for a day... or a few minutes."
"Their intelligence isn't high, they have no language, communication is always through babbling and gestures. The bad news is it's difficult to communicate, and the good news is it's difficult to communicate. Even if you're discovered by the cooks, they will just try to catch you or call their companions to help, rather than describe your form to the head chef to expose you. But just in case, it's best not to be discovered by them."
