There was a lot to be gained here.
Daiki took them down from high in the sky, landing down atop one of the larger buildings within the town, simply as to not draw attention.
While shinobi and kunoichi were common, flying ones not so much.
Together, he and Anko hopped off the building, blending into the street without any of the populace noticing a thing due to their raw speed, and made their way towards the bar Tsunade was currently getting blitzed in.
"This is gonna be a disaster." Anko groaned.
"No it isn't, don't be such a drama queen." Daiki rolled his eyes.
"I'm not being dramatic brat, this is Tsunade we're talking about," Anko rolled her eyes right back, "She's known for her insane temper. Not to mention her absolutely massive tits and that legendary sucker nickname floating about. If there was anybody that shouldn't talk to her, it's a horny little maniac like you."
How rude.
Well, she wasn't wrong.
"…Fair enough." Daiki shrugged, conceding. But honestly, as amazing as her tits were, and he had a telescopic view of them right now as if he were right in front of her, he was focused on something else.
Or well, he was definitely focused on those absolutely massive knockers, how the fuck were they so perky despite their insane size? They blew both Mei and Anko out of the water in sheer size.
Like Hagoromo above!
'…Please never use fathers name in that kind of way ever again.' Isobu deadpanned.
But putting aside those incredible tits, as hard as that was. He was much more interested in a few abilities and jutsu she had than pounding her senseless.
Specifically two jutsu of hers.
Her chakra enhanced strength technique and the Body Pathway Derangement.
There was her Strength Of A hundred Seal as well, he supposed, but he could literally see the seal itself atop her forehead right now. Peer through the diamond shape, straight into the compressed sealing that made it up, and read its contests with a glance thanks to his Shinkugan.
It was quite the seal, but nothing he couldn't replicate himself if need be. In fact, he'd say his Heavenly Star Seal was a superior version of it.
…Well he'd love to get his hands on her Creation Rebirth technique but he somehow doubted she'd part with it, even with what he had to offer.
His eyes moved from Tsunade, to her apprentice sitting in the corner of the booth they were sitting at, a tired look on her face as she leaned against the wall, a pearl and vest wearing pig sleeping on her lap.
Hmm, Shizune got looked over a lot, but she was actually pretty damn hot herself. Though, that kimono she wore did nothing for her figure.
They entered the bar moments later, Anko's shoulders practically slumping as they did. Shizune he noted didn't react at all, but Tsunade's hazel eyes flickered to the side a bit as she side eyed them.
She'd already long since sensed them huh?
That was good. He would have been disappointed if she hadn't noticed them at all just because she was drunk.
Daiki waved over the bartender, "Whiskey me." he said, tapping the bar. He hadn't drank alcohol at all since he got to this world, and rarely did it back in the other world before the two of him became one, but the few times he'd managed to get his hands on any with him being underage, he'd taken a liking to whiskey, with how strong it was and the way it burned his throat going down.
The bartender raised a brow at him, "Bit young for something like that, ain't you kid?"
Daiki flicked his headband, "No." he answered simply and shrugged.
"Well, alright then." the bartender nodded, "What type will you have?"
…There were different types?
'Fail. You failed at being cool,' Isobu snorted, 'Still a kid in the end huh Daiki?'
'Oh shut up, like you know any either, you're a giant turtle demon.' Daiki huffed.
'A giant turtle demon who is infinitely wiser than you,' Isobu laughed, 'Alright, just ask him for Mist Distilled, on the rocks.'
…Why the hell did Isobu know whiskey brands?
"Mist Distilled, on the rocks." Daiki however said out loud, getting another nod from the bartender who turned around, grabbing a bottle from the top shelf behind him, and pulled out a tray of ice.
'Do remember I've had multiple hosts over the last near hundred years since Hashirama Senju…ganked me as you would put it. Quite a few of them have taken to alcohol to drown away their sorrows from their situations.' Isobu explained, as the bartender filled the glass about a quarter of the way up and tossed a few squares of ice in the glass as well.
"Six hundred ryo." the bartender said, placing the drink in front of him.
"Right, thanks." Daiki nodded, placing his palm on the bar beside the glass, before moving it to grab the glass of whiskey, the money sitting where his palm was previously.
'Damn I'm cool.' Daiki resisted the urge to smirk as the bartender stared at the money in surprise and confusion.
Sleight of hand with his Dimension Force Seal, the ladies love it.
"What, not getting one for me?" Anko asked as he brought it to his lips and sipped it.
It burned all the way down.
"You're a big girl, buy one yourself." he smirked, making her roll her eyes and pout.
It was a good look for her.
He turned then and met the eyes of Tsunade, and as he did, she huffed, rolling her eyes in clear annoyance.
She already knew they were here for her he supposed.
Though, she probably thought they were on a mission, sent to find her on the orders of old man third.
Too bad for her, it was a completely different Hokage wanting a word for her.
Or well…future Hokage, but still.