"The heck this story is so fucking borinshdkasfbglddsadsansdksadhsadaskjhdkjasxjasjxjasbjbasjbdasdhashdha! Ouch fuck you arrogant small D!"
"What do you mean my story is boring? wHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN BY THAT?"
"You are so strong, no matter how many times you nerf yourself, you are still so strong!"
"ISN'T THAT WHAT MAKES A CHARACTER SO INTERESTING? IS IT NOT THE CHARACTERISTIC OF THE MAIN CHARACTER?"
"No dude! NO WAY THAT MAKES THE MAIN CHARAC-"
"WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS LOCK????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU ANGRY?"
"I'll be honest with you, this is probably why you are only a low level villain that is a lackey of the side villain's lackey who is a side villain's lackey, you are not even a comic relief character, you are just a back ground filler, a shade in the shadow. all you care about is power this and power that. 'Oh I must become OP to become the main character. You are so fucking BORING! AND YEAH, SO WHAT IF I TYPE NOW IN CAPS, YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT NO WAY YOU REALLY ARE IN ANYWAY OR FORM INTERESTING, YOU ARE JUST OVERPOWERED, BUT NO YOU ARE NOT MEMORABLE, YOU ARE LIKE JUST SOME GUY WHOSE FIGHTS ARE OVER IN A FLASH BUT FOR THE SAKE OF A STORY, WE HAVE TO FUCKING STRETCH LIKE WE ALL NEED THE WORD COUNT!"
"AND YEAH, THIS IS A RANT!"
"wOW! You are really ranting, it is not my fault that you are a shitty writer with an ADHD who really cant focus in one thing, the one who doesn't have a story line, who probably can't develop a proper character arc and who can't write an interesting character! You have all the pen or in this moment, the keyboard, but No, you chose to blame me with such lack luster ability!"
"Wow!" The author was actually hurt by that words of his character, the one inside his head being written into a story.
"I can see your thoughts, I can read it too. And no, dear readers, I am not actually smashing this author's head into the keyboard, that is just a comedic effect intended for a cheap laugh, hmmp!"
And now back into the story, since it is now awkward between the author and the OP MC, Better Dick, let's now go back into the epic fight.
Better Dick, standing in the air with all the baby fluffiness, facing against the raging champions who are buffed, while he himself have limited himself with a big nerf.
He let out a small smile, looking down at the raging forces coming at him. The wind is giving the effect of a dangerous aura, and the main character is farming all of it. The gentle wind makes him look like an all powerful, and to fully utilize such effect, he let his hair grow a bit longer and bouncier, to maximize the aura farm.
A grain of concentrated energy is now at his face, and it contained the energy of exploding galaxies, it expanded into a colorful patch, then into a vacuum and then a double explosion again, the visuals are that of collapsing star.
Better Dick reached for it, and in his hands, it danced like a smooth butterfly gently fluffing its wings, and then if goes out like a poof of wind from a bad, constipated stomach. A fart might have done a minor damage from a smell, but this one is extinguished like nothing.
The ultimate mage who have casted it, Balir, is having an existential crisis, he have gone all it and was at the peak since he have gained his power, and it did not even do a damage, lesser than a fart.
Then a white light shined, and a real god in this domain of literature have descended, behold, Sir William Shakespeare.
"This world hath turned 'gainst the hallowed halls of learned lore— An abominable spawn of minds most foul and fractured. It must be scoured, yea, purged in cleansing flame. And thou, Better Dick, art no hero of the ancient mould, But a wayward jest, unfit for noble tales."
Better Dick, for the first time was threatened and felt fear. The threat is real, and this one against the god, probably a Cap G at that, of the literature.
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