Ten minutes later, Huai Shi finally came to his senses.
Had he somehow caught the attention of some terrifying dark force?
"Why me!" Huai Shi slammed the table in indignation. "I just kicked him twice, did he really have to go this far?"
"It's more than that! I saw it all very clearly." Liu DongLi raised a finger to correct him. "Not only did you break his little finger, pull his hair, steal his box, but you also kicked him in the crotch—twice! If I were King Ocean, I definitely wouldn't let you off the hook."
"And you even hit him with a sap—how could you forget about that so quickly?"
"Spare me, I'm just a Cowherd." Liu DongLi blinked smugly. "Look, weak, helpless, and pitiable."
"And bald," Huai Shi added.
"Enough already! My hair has grown back!" Liu DongLi, infuriated, took off his toupee and leaned in, pointing to his receding hairline. "See? Did you see? It's grown back!"
"No worries. It grows fast, but it falls out faster."
