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Accidental Assasin

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Seventeen-year-old Ethan has always been a daydreamer—failing exams, tripping over stairs, and imagining himself as a hero in impossible gunfights. But one morning, he wakes up to find his wallet mysteriously empty… replaced with a folded ticket granting him entry to a prestigious assassin school in Tokyo. Convinced that someone powerful saw potential in him, Ethan jumps headfirst into a world of high-stakes missions, chaotic systems, and international students—where abilities are granted randomly, and no day is ever predictable. At school, chaos reigns. Students wield absurd systems—like detecting perfume brands or locating snacks—while trying to survive alongside prodigies who treat life-and-death situations like a game. Missions meant as training exercises often spiral into full-blown disasters, forcing Ethan to scramble to keep up while learning the basics of his ammo-reloading system. And somewhere in the shadows, a mysterious figure moves through the world on their own terms: calm, composed, and polite to anyone who meets them… yet utterly chaotic in action. Wallets disappear, enemies vanish in impossible ways, and life-threatening situations are handled with casual, almost absurd efficiency. Ethan’s first year becomes a whirlwind of life-threatening missions, hilarious misadventures, and lessons in both survival and chaos—while he wonders if he truly has what it takes to navigate a world where luck, skill, and the unpredictable might be the only things keeping him alive.
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