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Naruto: The Lazy Sage of Ichiraku Ramen

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A burned-out corporate slave dies suddenly and is reborn into the Kaguya Clan of the Naruto world. Sensing danger immediately, he makes a decisive choice—run. Hiding in Ichiraku Ramen, he plans to live out his days peacefully, lying flat and staying far away from trouble in Konoha. At first, all he wanted was an easy life. But as he lay there day after day, he discovered that his body could automatically absorb Natural Energy, causing his bloodline to revert to its ancestral form—and with it came endless complications. Before anyone realized it, this ordinary ramen shop had quietly become the most terrifying force in the entire ninja world. Itachi Uchiha: “With just a few words of guidance, he showed the Uchiha clan a way out.” Nagato: “He yelled something like ‘Put the rice down!’ and then beat me senseless for no reason.” Black Zetsu: “What do you mean my crystal is under attack?!” Years later, a saying spread throughout the ninja world: “You can offend the Five Kage— but you absolutely must never dine and dash at Ichiraku Ramen.”
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