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Naruto: I won't let History Repeat

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I am Black Zetsu, the most devoted son in the entire Shinobi world. For a Thousand years I schemed in the shadows, all for one purpose: to free my beloved Mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki! Yet, those filthy reincarnations of Indra and Asura—Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha—ganged up on her like shameless thugs and sealed her away again! My millennium of effort, shattered in a single night!! The Will of the World itself wept at my filial piety. At the final moment, before the Six Paths Chibaku Tensei crushed me, I was—sent back to the night of Nine-Tailed Demon Fox's Attack! This time, no more mistakes. This time, Obito will NEVER hand Kamui to Kakashi. This time, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura—none of you unfilial insects will ever lay a finger on my mother again! I will rewrite the entire history of the shinobi world. I will crush every obstacle before it forms. Mother will descend once more. And this time, NO ONE will seal her away! I am Black Zetsu—Kaguya’s will, the most devoted son. Tremble, shinobi world. Mother is coming. ... +20 Bonus Chapters (FREE) waiting right now on P@treon/Ren_Saga
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