Why fall in love when you can Fall asleep

In his past life, Nusam was a guy with three strict principles: Canteen tea is 90% dishwater and 10% regret. Franz Kafka provides the existential dread, while Dale Carnegie provides the manipulative charm to survive it. If you see a predator harassing a girl, you step in and deliver a swift street-brawling beatdown. Nusam died a hero doing just that—only to transmigrate into a trashy web novel as "Lady Onamika", the second female lead! The catch? "Lady Onamika" isn't a girl. It's Lord Nusam, a nobleman forced by his family to crossdress as a lady to avoid assassins. So Nusam is still a guy, but now trapped in high heels, corsets, and six suffocating layers of silk petticoats. To make matters worse, Nusam wakes up on Day 1 holding a bloody dagger, having accidentally stabbed the empire’s grand male lead—the six-foot-four Duke Henry Franz—in a moment of panic. When Henry’s hot-tempered spirit refuses to pass on, he becomes an invisible ghost only Nusam can see and hear. When dark ghoul-spirits attack the estate, Nusam relies on his street-fighting muscle memory to physically suplex supernatural monsters while corseted. Stuck with a vengeful dead Duke who needs his protection from demon hounds, Nusam must hide a massive corpse, navigate high society, and dodge 10 distinct suitors and admirers—seven clueless men and three chaotic women—who are all dangerously obsessed with "Lady Onamika’s" unhinged antics!